I asked an SP I know if I could come over for coffee one afternoon and she said sure. The day we talked about came and I showed up at her place. She opened the door and she was wearing lingerie, definitely not what she would wear for a social visit. She led me upstairs to her bedroom and we started to kiss and get undressed. I thought I better say something since she obviously forgot we had just made plans for a coffee as much fun as I was having. I said "We had arranged for me just to come over for coffee today, I didn't bring any cash with me. She replied "Now you tell me, no sense stopping now." We had a good time anyway, don't remember if we had coffee afterwards.
Funniest thing that ever happened to you at an incall?
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I was seeing a SP once back in December at an incall location in Richmond. We got in the bed and she starts giving me bbbj. Then we both heard loud yelling coming from her roommate and a client. So she left to go check what was going on. I was left alone in the room for about 10mins partially scared shitless about what just happened. Then she comes back in the room and saids "everything okay baby, I give you 15 more minute" then just proceeds to town again on junior. I didn't question what happened and just went with the flow, but God I was almost shitting a brick when she disappeared for that long lol.
Another time before I saw a Korean SP and did the deed. As I was leaving the building another guy around my age walked through the lobby. I saw him and nodded and he nodded back but smirked. We both knew what we're both were there for. He was the next guy in line after me lol.
My most recent session with another SP after we did the deed and went for a cleanup shower I guess we had a small miscommunication as she didn't speak much English and no Cantonese. I wanted to take the shower head so I can clean her but I guess she thought I wanted the showerhead to clean myself. She literally just holds the showerhead and hands it to me. And I'm like WTF lol so I take it and start cleaning her to show what I meant. We got a good laugh out of that rather than it being an awkward situation. Afterwards we went back to the room and she helps me get dressed. Then she starts looking for her clothes but forgot she left it back in the bathroom. She just stands there fully naked and dumbfounded for a good minute. I reminded her she left it in the bathroom and her response was "ah sorry sorry" and bows her head. That made me chuckle as it was a super cute innocent Asian girl moment and I love that.
Another time before I saw a Korean SP and did the deed. As I was leaving the building another guy around my age walked through the lobby. I saw him and nodded and he nodded back but smirked. We both knew what we're both were there for. He was the next guy in line after me lol.
My most recent session with another SP after we did the deed and went for a cleanup shower I guess we had a small miscommunication as she didn't speak much English and no Cantonese. I wanted to take the shower head so I can clean her but I guess she thought I wanted the showerhead to clean myself. She literally just holds the showerhead and hands it to me. And I'm like WTF lol so I take it and start cleaning her to show what I meant. We got a good laugh out of that rather than it being an awkward situation. Afterwards we went back to the room and she helps me get dressed. Then she starts looking for her clothes but forgot she left it back in the bathroom. She just stands there fully naked and dumbfounded for a good minute. I reminded her she left it in the bathroom and her response was "ah sorry sorry" and bows her head. That made me chuckle as it was a super cute innocent Asian girl moment and I love that.
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Once, during the middle of stuff, my Google playlist randomly came upon 'Puff the Magic Dragon' lol... we tried to stick it out for a few minutes but just couldn't.
Usually pretty uneventful here in the ok valley for me, but just a couple weeks ago, arranged a date with a girl I've seen at least 4 times, she had a thing where when we set a time i would just walk in to her house and straight to the bed room where she was waiting for me....so one more visit gets planned and i arrive (sent her a txt to confirm 10 min away) open the door and hear voices not talking to me.......i say a light hello.....and oh shit, she scurry's toward me from the bedroom, covering her self up..... i'm thinking, oh shit she has someone else here....no, but she had forgot about our meeting and was on her phone doing a phone session.........wow, so she goes back to her phone and ends the session, and starts with me, don't know if it had anything to do with the guy she was videoing with or the fact we both thought we were getting busted... but wow what a session after that!!! we had a real good laugh after that!!
All sorts of professionals make money endorsing all sorts of products. Trucks and toothpaste come to mind. Bed manufacturers (other than Ikea) are missing out on endorsements by the professionals who know the most about beds, just in case anyone here wants a day job on the side. It could make for some totally entertaining ads.
:twitch:...:hopelessness:
A big part of me doesn't want to ask but a bigger part is dying to know how you go about that.... Lol
Once I was waiting for a regular client who had requested me to wear a specific outfit that he liked, very revealing. When the intercom rung at the exact time of his supposed arrival, I pushed the button to let him in the building, and when I opened my door... oh surprise, it was a young delivery guy holding a parcel in his hands. He had a banana smile on his face when he saw me. It was his lucky day. I kept my composure as if eveything were normal. My client and I laughed about this when I told him the story.
