Nobody tops Mike Weer, the professional golfer. He has a commercial on the radio right now. Freakin hilarious. This is a true story, My buddy went to school with a guy named Gurdip Bhumrah pronouced "Gerddeep Bumrub" True story. Also from the same school, Gina Benz. Nobody can forget "Miss Chokesondick", from Southpark of course.