For the Preppers
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Stopped at 2:55 hearing the dead bolt in the door would cost more than your car while the walls only contain kevlar and mesh to stop bullets in the wall of an underground bunker. AI generated narratives said to be full of "slop" seemingly cobbled together from multiple sources in incomparable circumstances. And the opening diagram really nuts too. All those levels directly above each other ready to collapse on one another.
It's like those people who invest in gold in case of the Apocalypse. What incoherent redneck prepper is going to swap his can of beans for your gold? Lube for your ass when the dude goes all Deliverance on you is worth more than gold if the world truly comes to an end.
If the nukes really start flying, Imma putting a big sign on my roof saying "AIM HERE!" and opening that bottle of Brunello and Ativan I've been saving and going out first. Let someone else try to repopulate the planet by cross-breeding someone who has been in a bunker for ten years and ate all his soap with whatever crack whore survived at Keith Richards' place.
My Doomsday Bunker goes to 11.
It is so stealthy no one will ever know it’s a bunker. It looks like a house, because it is a house, with a yard. Stealthy right? When the zombies come I simply invite my neightbours over and we dowse the fuckers in geothermal stored holy water with my collection of super soakers and pressure washers. Then we establish community strength, by digging in to my stash of prepper food—which is a two-four of baked beans. After the fart-fest, everyone leaves my bunker in peace. They got my back. I got theirs.
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It is so stealthy no one will ever know it’s a bunker. It looks like a house, because it is a house, with a yard. Stealthy right? When the zombies come I simply invite my neightbours over and we dowse the fuckers in geothermal stored holy water with my collection of super soakers and pressure washers. Then we establish community strength, by digging in to my stash of prepper food—which is a two-four of baked beans. After the fart-fest, everyone leaves my bunker in peace. They got my back. I got theirs.
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No the way the world is going, I am pretty sure people will need to have bunkers. If you don't already have one, maybe you should prepare....
One good book to read on the aftermath of destruction is Lucifer's Hammer. Its about a post comet impact on the earth. What amazed me was the use of cannibalism.
One good book to read on the aftermath of destruction is Lucifer's Hammer. Its about a post comet impact on the earth. What amazed me was the use of cannibalism.
What's amazing is people actually believe they can replace our entire infrastructure with a hole in there back yard full of canned peaches and Aquafina.
I‘m going with plan B I live 3 kilometres from a major nuclear target, I’ll be vaporized before my pain neurons can fire.
The doomsdayers be doomsdaying. Every decade has some reason to fear monger. Personally, I'm in the camp of not worrying about it and sticking to what I find enjoyable while I can. Like escorts.
Lets see, as far as science knows, volcanoes erupted and only affected the climate for about 2-3 years.
For a nuclear winter, all major cities would be dead, all medium cities too. It will be out on the fringes of society that people will survive. Lets assume its bad and the winter last about 6-8 years. No sun, just wind, so wind turbines would be the thing to get. With electricity you can heat up a 3-4 45 gal drums of sand to keep your house warm in winter with an wind turbine. Pot growers will grow food with their heat lamps... You need about 200-300sq ft of greenhouse to grow food per person.
Look at Finland, it has more than enough public bunkers for its population to survive (being so close to Russian since the end of WW2, they made the time and effort to put into underground bunkers).
Lets put it this way, as Canadians in the west, we haven't done anything to prepare for such an event.
For a nuclear winter, all major cities would be dead, all medium cities too. It will be out on the fringes of society that people will survive. Lets assume its bad and the winter last about 6-8 years. No sun, just wind, so wind turbines would be the thing to get. With electricity you can heat up a 3-4 45 gal drums of sand to keep your house warm in winter with an wind turbine. Pot growers will grow food with their heat lamps... You need about 200-300sq ft of greenhouse to grow food per person.
Look at Finland, it has more than enough public bunkers for its population to survive (being so close to Russian since the end of WW2, they made the time and effort to put into underground bunkers).
Lets put it this way, as Canadians in the west, we haven't done anything to prepare for such an event.
I have more than ample room for the female perb members in my bunker with a professionally installed brass pole from floor to ceiling...canned lasagne sucks but you can survive on it..and take8easy..never heard of him when the shit hits the fan
