For the Preppers

[80watts]

I didn't know there were levels to the type of bunkers a person/group could build.
Although its the air filtration system that interest me the most.

 

[licks2nite]

Stopped at 2:55 hearing the dead bolt in the door would cost more than your car while the walls only contain kevlar and mesh to stop bullets in the wall of an underground bunker. AI generated narratives said to be full of "slop" seemingly cobbled together from multiple sources in incomparable circumstances. And the opening diagram really nuts too. All those levels directly above each other ready to collapse on one another.

 

[Larry's Torch]

(snip)
seemingly cobbled together from multiple sources in incomparable circumstances.
(snip)

Pretty much sums it up.

 

[Pumped]

Pretty much sums it up.

It's like those people who invest in gold in case of the Apocalypse. What incoherent redneck prepper is going to swap his can of beans for your gold? Lube for your ass when the dude goes all Deliverance on you is worth more than gold if the world truly comes to an end.

If the nukes really start flying, Imma putting a big sign on my roof saying "AIM HERE!" and opening that bottle of Brunello and Ativan I've been saving and going out first. Let someone else try to repopulate the planet by cross-breeding someone who has been in a bunker for ten years and ate all his soap with whatever crack whore survived at Keith Richards' place.

 

[PuntMeister]

My Doomsday Bunker goes to 11.

It is so stealthy no one will ever know it’s a bunker. It looks like a house, because it is a house, with a yard. Stealthy right? When the zombies come I simply invite my neightbours over and we dowse the fuckers in geothermal stored holy water with my collection of super soakers and pressure washers. Then we establish community strength, by digging in to my stash of prepper food—which is a two-four of baked beans. After the fart-fest, everyone leaves my bunker in peace. They got my back. I got theirs.

11.