Food for thought...

[SashaStriker]

Lets talk spicy food...
Im new to dabbling in spicy food and have never had it coming from literally EVERYWHERE....
Not only is my asshole on fire but so is my BOX.
BLESS any clients who are daring enough to come have a snack 👄
Whats your spiciest story?!
🌶 🫑

 

[Langleydude]

Lets talk spicy food...
Im new to dabbling in spicy food and have never had it coming from literally EVERYWHERE....
Not only is my asshole on fire but so is my BOX.
BLESS any clients who are daring enough to come have a snack 👄
Whats your spiciest story?!
🌶 🫑

I'm not a huge fan of spicy food but every once in a while I get a craving for extra spicy pho from my favorite restaurant especially when I'm not feeling well. A spicy box lunch also sounds pretty good lol. I'm also pretty sure a nice wet tongue would help put out that fiery asshole. I just hope my schedule lines up with yours soon. I would be more than willing to help put that fire out.

 

[SashaStriker]

I definitely want to try this experiment out! See how much fire can be created between 🍑 and 👅 😂

also if you’re in Langley and like Thai. 10/10 recommend Noodlebox near willowbrook mall. The Cambodian jungle curry with prawns or chicken OR BOTH!
legendary but be warned the medium to hot level is what has me 🥵

 

[Langleydude]

I definitely want to try this experiment out! See how much fire can be created between 🍑 and 👅 😂

also if you’re in Langley and like Thai. 10/10 recommend Noodlebox near willowbrook mall. The Cambodian jungle curry with prawns or chicken OR BOTH!
legendary but be warned the medium to hot level is what has me 🥵

I've heard good things about them. I will definitely have to try and arrange my schedule and see if we can get together and play mad scientist for a little while.

 

[masterpoonhunter]

Firey foods !! Yes for the most part.

Best was an incredible New Mexico meal I had a few years back at a funky restaurant in Albuquerque. Started off with a grilled green chile and ham and cheese sandwich on a jalapeno laced sourdough bread. This initiated much beer consumption. Then had a bowl of a hot soup, more like a chili or curry that had chicken in it but was a cross between lava and hot coals as far as heat went. Much more beer. Then wrapped that up with a mole that was so hot, I started having religious visions and I am not religious. We have Mexican places here in the GVRD. A New Mexican place would be a hit for all those into fire!

Worst was finding natural growing horse radish in the back yard of a house I had years back. Thought fuck yeah, love horseradish. So grated some up, mixed it with vinegar and mayo and lathered it on a slab of prime roast. One swallow. Started gagging. Choking. Figured this is the end moment - death by horseradish. The then wife was standing over me with an epi pen and the phone with 911 on speed dial. Beer again helped.

Moral is the absolute hottest shit this guy has ever consumed is Fresh Western Horseradish. It's a weapon as far as I am concerned.

 

[Done1]

Firey foods !!........It's a weapon as far as I am concerned.

You are one great writer, MPH !!!
That was book quality.

 

[Forum mod]

Just before lockdown, attended a "hot ones" party, someone had gotten all of the sauces from the show, set up 10 big plates of wings, you started at the mild end, like the show, and went as far as you could. Winners had name put in draw for a session with the lady hosting the party. I am ashamed to say I tapped out after DA BOMB, which was like tasting battery acid while setting fire to your mouth. That shit is not fit for human consumption. 3 guys finished and 2 ladies. Of course, one of the ladies won the session!

 

[vanperb]

Just before lockdown, attended a "hot ones" party, someone had gotten all of the sauces from the show, set up 10 big plates of wings, you started at the mild end, like the show, and went as far as you could. Winners had name put in draw for a session with the lady hosting the party. I am ashamed to say I tapped out after DA BOMB, which was like tasting battery acid while setting fire to your mouth. That shit is not fit for human consumption. 3 guys finished and 2 ladies. Of course, one of the ladies won the session!

Who's cock do I have to suck to get invited to a party like this?

 

[steverino]

The appropriate level of spice for me is when my nose is sweating. The hottest food I've experienced was in in India.

 

[SashaStriker]

I've heard good things about them. I will definitely have to try and arrange my schedule and see if we can get together and play mad scientist for a little while.

Treat yo self and try it all 🧨🧨🧨
I myself am definitely a glutton for punishment 😈

 

[SashaStriker]

Firey foods !! Yes for the most part.

Best was an incredible New Mexico meal I had a few years back at a funky restaurant in Albuquerque. Started off with a grilled green chile and ham and cheese sandwich on a jalapeno laced sourdough bread. This initiated much beer consumption. Then had a bowl of a hot soup, more like a chili or curry that had chicken in it but was a cross between lava and hot coals as far as heat went. Much more beer. Then wrapped that up with a mole that was so hot, I started having religious visions and I am not religious. We have Mexican places here in the GVRD. A New Mexican place would be a hit for all those into fire!

Worst was finding natural growing horse radish in the back yard of a house I had years back. Thought fuck yeah, love horseradish. So grated some up, mixed it with vinegar and mayo and lathered it on a slab of prime roast. One swallow. Started gagging. Choking. Figured this is the end moment - death by horseradish. The then wife was standing over me with an epi pen and the phone with 911 on speed dial. Beer again helped.

Moral is the absolute hottest shit this guy has ever consumed is Fresh Western Horseradish. It's a weapon as far as I am concerned.

Im digging this no fucks given approach. Sounds like youve been blessed with an iron gut. I would die on that kinda mixology ☠

 

[angry anderson]

I used my fingers and thumbnail to break up and cut one of the red hot peppers they give you to add to your soup. Then when I was back in my car and pulling out into traffic, I made the mistake of rubbing my eyes.

 

[happymoments]

Ouch all your stories makes my experiences sound mild...

Normally I eat a lot of spice... Since I'm still young or was at least...so I always chug down tons of spices. IE. at Dim Sum I'd ask for hot sauce, and those lil dishes they gave me were never enough, til they just gave it to me in a bowl / cup similar to the size for rice.

Wasabi wasnt even enough til it choked and went up my nose with a slight burn...Western restaurants, would literally see red tobasco sauce spilled on the food like its the sauce. Anyhow, building tolerance like that usually was fine until I had to drop a bomb, then my rear would be on fire but still fun.

One day, I tried taco's and they had hot sauces as well as habenero sauces. Used a bit of both and had no effect, so I doused my taco in tons of Haberno sauce as well. My biggest mistake as I was consuming it like my other sauces. Well it took its time to slowly burn and light up. Literally felt like I needed to stick a tube in me to suck it out with the amount I consumed and how red i was becoming since my stomach was burning, so chugged down milk. Literally finished 2x 4L jug of milk (one right away and another by the next day). My rear and stomach was on fire for days. Literally after that, realized I should tame it down. All good things in moderation LOL

 

[happymoments]

I used my fingers and thumbnail to break up and cut one of the red hot peppers they give you to add to your soup. Then when I was back in my car and pulling out into traffic, I made the mistake of rubbing my eyes.

RIP LOL

 

[Langleydude]

RIP LOL

At least you didn't grab your junk to take a leak

 

[Uncled]

I used my fingers and thumbnail to break up and cut one of the red hot peppers they give you to add to your soup. Then when I was back in my car and pulling out into traffic, I made the mistake of rubbing my eyes.

After eating some extremely hot chicken wings, I made the mistake of not washing my hands before I went for a pee.

 

[happymoments]

At least you didn't grab your junk to take a leak

haha bcuz my systems were all on fire, they were just shooting out from the rear... I dont think my junk was even working anymore hence they came out the rear so I had to sit in the throne for the evening and over night.

 

[sybian]

haha bcuz my systems were all on fire, they were just shooting out from the rear... I dont think my junk was even working anymore hence they came out the rear so I had to sit in the throne for the evening and over night.

That’s what we cowboys call…..torch ass

 

[freeguy]

Ouch all your stories makes my experiences sound mild...

Normally I eat a lot of spice... Since I'm still young or was at least...so I always chug down tons of spices. IE. at Dim Sum I'd ask for hot sauce, and those lil dishes they gave me were never enough, til they just gave it to me in a bowl / cup similar to the size for rice.

Wasabi wasnt even enough til it choked and went up my nose with a slight burn...Western restaurants, would literally see red tobasco sauce spilled on the food like its the sauce. Anyhow, building tolerance like that usually was fine until I had to drop a bomb, then my rear would be on fire but still fun.

One day, I tried taco's and they had hot sauces as well as habenero sauces. Used a bit of both and had no effect, so I doused my taco in tons of Haberno sauce as well. My biggest mistake as I was consuming it like my other sauces. Well it took its time to slowly burn and light up. Literally felt like I needed to stick a tube in me to suck it out with the amount I consumed and how red i was becoming since my stomach was burning, so chugged down milk. Literally finished 2x 4L jug of milk (one right away and another by the next day). My rear and stomach was on fire for days. Literally after that, realized I should tame it down. All good things in moderation LOL

You finished a 4L of milk right away?? Really?

 

[Mrmotorscooter]

I got sucked in at Cabo Wabo in Cabo, ordered a Mexican meal and a bottle of Corona, I was a bit surprised that they plopped a bucket of 5 Coronas on the table. By the time my meal showed up I was on the second bottle, the platter of food looked wonderful and there was a long green pepper laying across the top of it. I thought nothing of it and grabbed that pepper like a celery stick, it tasted great and I was so hungry I just munched that thing down, Holy shit a blow torch went off in my mouth! I chugged every beer in that bucket and noticed four heads peeking out of the kitchen door all laughing at the stupid Gringo who ate a their pepper bomb. Everyone was laughing, it was hilarious and a prank they pull, so beware the skinny long green pepper, don’t know what that thing was but it sure taught me a lesson 🔥