“We should make a cast of your cock and make me a dildo with it”
Why do guys think we LOVE huge demonic cocks that fit in none of our holes?"Nice Cock"
.... which is weird to me, since I'm not exactly packin' a 12" thunder-cock here. I think it's a decent size 'grower'.... so I often get confused if she's humouring me, or I'm just lucking out with ladies who prefer a humble-bundle. I've heard this come from a few ladies too.. so I must be doing something right...
Hey Bella - how about some of your favourite quotes from some of the gents? 😉We have the thread about insults from an SP (le cry 😭)…
Genuinely curious: Is there something that stands out as a positive quote you can’t forget? 👀
I don’t believe half of the humble brags in this thread.I guess the real question is anything positive if you can tell what was fake and what was not
Reading some of these, though it’s pretty funny
Only halfI don’t believe half of the humble brags in this thread.![]()
If you don’t mind, who is this SP?I just answered this on another board but I had one girl (from an agency in GTA) recently just go absolutely HAM with the dirty talk, right out the gate. A few notable quotes:
Within seconds of entering the incall she says, "I'm so fucking horny I'm going to fuck the life out of you, just so you know." She wasn't lying.
"Daddy, stretch my throat for me," while on her knees in front of me. When she gags I pull out and she frowns and says, "Don't stop, it was so fucking good, I need a dick like this to train my throat." Ok, you're the boss.
"Fly your plane into my twin towers" she says while extending her legs and pointing her toes to the ceiling. I laugh and she flashes me a deadly serious look so I grab her ankles and crash into her until my legs give out.
"I haven't had cum in my mouth in a a couple days, I need you to fill me up." And if it wasn't clear enough, she adds, "if you don't cum in my mouth, I'll never see you again." Obv I obliged.
"Choke me and tell me to come for you." I do as instructed and she squirts all over the bed. Then she says, "Oh, I'm so embarrassed, I squirted everywhere," and grabs my hand to make me feel her wet thighs and pussy. Absolutely sopping.
Abby from DD agency in GTAIf you don’t mind, who is this SP?
Dear Penthouse,...Only half![]()





