Favourite quote from an SP

[thecave]

“We should make a cast of your cock and make me a dildo with it”

 

[Cock Throppled]

"You don't sweat much for a fat guy."

 

[wanger72]

My favorite is

"Your cock fits me perfectly. Not to long, not to short, just right."

 

[charlesbliss001]

"Keep it. I should be paying you"

Genuinely didn't know what to say after that.

 

[Giselle Montreal]

"Nice Cock"

.... which is weird to me, since I'm not exactly packin' a 12" thunder-cock here. I think it's a decent size 'grower'.... so I often get confused if she's humouring me, or I'm just lucking out with ladies who prefer a humble-bundle. I've heard this come from a few ladies too.. so I must be doing something right...

Why do guys think we LOVE huge demonic cocks that fit in none of our holes?

It doesn't have to be big and large to be nice. In fact, I prefer average to small as it allows for more ease and freedom of movement, if I can put it that way!

 

[Banger77]

Petite escort... "you're not putting THAT in me are you??"

Me... "🤷‍♂️Huh?? 🤷‍♂️What!? That's just to hang my clothes"
Some context, was pulling out a special hanger from my SP utility bag to hang my clothes when she said that🤣🤣

 

[pervypervison]

1. "Can I wash my panties on those abs?"
2. "If we weren't using a condom, I think you would've given me triplets."
3. "Fill me up daddy."
4. "what the fuck?! your cock is not asian"
5. "come on my face...it's good for my skin."

 

[phool]

"Your dick fits so perfectly inside me."

 

[Pumped]

First SP: "Oh my god, how did you do that?" (after making her cum)

Different SP: "That was the best orgasm this year ..." *checks the date on her phone*. "Yup, definitely the best this year!" (It was just after Christmas).

 

[Once you go black]

I get a lot of you’re so clean , which. I take as a positive .

You smell good isn’t uncommon .

Most memorable was your dick is the perfect size , She didn’t mean I am big . She just meant not too big not too small , and just the right fit for her . Again I took it as a positive.

I’ve received a handful of merry Christmas and happy new yrs messages from a few ladies on what’s app over the last few years which I was touched by .

 

[Okanaganguy1985]

I guess the real question is anything positive if you can tell what was fake and what was not

Reading some of these, though it’s pretty funny