Favorite Sayings, Quotes etc.

[chuckanut]

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Bah-hahaha!!

For me, nothing beats Ron White... many words we can live by.

"You know what they say about women's breasts. Once you've seen one... you want to see all of them."

(Talking about the De Beers slogans.)
"Diamonds - that'll shut her up."

"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

"I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability."

"I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine."

(Speaking of the Terror Alert colours in the States.)
"Here's the Ron White heightened state of awareness system. It only has two heightened states of awareness. #1 - Go find a helmet. #2 - Put on the fucking helmet."

-chuck
**retired**

 

[mercyshooter]

"Look at me WOMAN!"

"I didn't come out here for an apology. I come......for your SOUL!"

 

[Unpossible]

"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."

 

[InTheBum]

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could anything be more gay?!??!!

 

[HB40]

could anything be more gay?!??!!

Probably not, but naming yourself "InTheBum" is a close second.

 

[sweet_seductive]

Interesting quotes.

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
Friedrich Nietzsche

The demand to be loved is the greatest of all arrogant presumptions.
Friedrich Nietzsche

What doesn't kill us makes us stronger.
Friedrich Nietzsche

 

[sweet_seductive]

Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
Aristotle

Never underestimate the power of jealousy and the power of envy to destroy. Never underestimate that.
Oliver Stone

 

[Oldfart]

I believe in the soul, the cock,
the pussy, the small of a woman's
back, the hanging curve ball,
high fiber, good scotch, long
foreplay, show tunes, and that
the novels of Thomas Pynchon are
self-indulgent, overrated crap.

I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald
acted alone, I believe that there
oughtta be a constitutional
amendment outlawing astro-turf
and the designated hitter, I
believe in the "sweet spot", voting
every election, soft core
pornography, chocolate chip
cookies, opening your presents on
Christmas morning rather than
Christmas eve, and I believe in
long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses
that last for 7 days.

 

[icemanmp1]

and where is the BATMAN!!!!!!
or

see calihan in 25 yrs ive never had to draw my gun...........well we all know our limitations dont we>>>>>>

 

[picknshvl]

Probably not, but naming yourself "InTheBum" is a close second.

That made me chuckle HB.

 

[Shibarimaster]

"Women, can't live with them.....pass the beer nuts."

Norm from Cheers

 

[picknshvl]

Martin Luther KIng Jr.

" True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. it come to realize that an edifice that PRODUCES beggars needs restructuring"

 

[housedj69]

"I've fallen and I can't get up."

 

[dunnochit]

Grow old along with me; the best is yet to be. - Robert Browning

D

 

[Restless]

I want you to know I care.

Just, not very much.

 

[furball8]

"Everything not forbidden is compulsory."
T.H. White

 

[Big Dog Striker]

" A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does
what he wants to do. " by Bob Dylan

You only go around the world once, do what you love to do.

 

[sweet_seductive]

Materialism coarsens and petrifies everything, making everything vulgar, and every truth false.
Henri Frederic Amiel

Madness is rare in individuals - but in groups, parties, nations, and ages it is the rule.
Friedrich Nietzsche

The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
H. G. Wells

 

[HubbaHubba]

"Beat It"

HubbaHubba

 

[mistressfreyja]

You'll never know to whose prayers your life is the answer.

Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.

All generalisations are dangerous, even this one.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.

Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

Beauty lasts for a moment, but ugly goes on and on and on.

Canis meus it comedit. My dog ate it.

Carpenter’s rule: cut to fit; beat into place.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

(vegard.net)