Favorite Sayings, Quotes etc.

athaire

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Land of the living skies
Do what I say....not what I do....:confused:
 

dunnochit

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The early bird may get the worm... but the second mouse gets the cheese
 

Ratbert_2008

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skittering around Vancouver
"We need a witness to our lives. There's a billion people on the planet . . . I mean, what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you're promising to care about everything. The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things... all of it, all of the time, every day. You're saying 'Your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. Your life will not go unwitnessed because I will be your witness'."
I knew I had overlooked some fine print!
 

steven69

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The Wet Coast
"it's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milk-bone underwear"
- Norm from Cheers
 

uncleg

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Do unto others before they do unto you. Then get the hell out of there before they can call the cops.
 

dunnochit

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I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted - George Best
 

hunsperger

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"It ain't over 'til it's over"

"I want to thank you for making this day necessary"

"It's like déjà vu all over again."

"When you get to a fork in the road, take it"

"I didn't really say everything I said"

"Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."

"We have a good time together, even when we're not together"

"Our similarities are different"

"We make too many wrong mistakes"

"Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting"

"You can observe a lot by watching"

"It gets late early around here..."

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore"

"If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping"

"I usually take a two hour nap from 1 to 4"

"If you don't know where you're going, you'll wind up somewhere else"

"The future ain't what it used to be"

"If they don't want to come, you can't stop them"

"Always go to other people's funerals otherwise they won't go to yours"

"You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what is left."

"Never answer an anonymous letter"

"Think! How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?"

"Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel!"

"Ninety percent of this game is half mental."


--Yogi Berra...
 
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furball8

Honi soit qui mal y pense
Sep 24, 2006
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words to live by

"Homer no function beer well without"

"If brains were lard, his wouldn't grease a very big pan"
 

BS Detector

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Winning is not a sometime thing; it’s an all-time thing
You don’t win once in a while, you don’t do things right once in a while.
You do them right all the time.
Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
 

SexxyScarlett

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"If you're looking for a pity party, you came to the wrong place. I left sensitivity back in the sand pile!"

"Poor me, poor me, pour me another"

""Can't" lives on "won't" street."

"Well life's a bitch, so I became one, honey!"
 

8nballs

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In the dictionary you'll find sympathy between shit and syphilis but not around here!

If you suround yourself with shit expect to get some on you.

Life is a garden dig it.
 
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