Draft of review template, comments and suggestions welcomed.

riley_banks

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a template is a nice option for newbies who are just getting their feet wet. Its a nice guide to follow for the inexperienced. Freehand reviews will also still be an option
I would agree if the template was focussed around professionalism and overall experience. I don’t support the invitation to make invasive remarks about girls bodies (stretch marks or saggy features). I also don’t support reporting a detailed list of acronyms for service because of implied consent. It’s a providers body and her service which she has choice that is always YMMV.

A more broad and concise template would be fine for those purposes. 1) Was she on time. 2) Was the incall clean and equipped? 3) Services and photos accurate? 4) general attitude. 5) additional feedback. That would be fine.
 

Lady Vanessa

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I totally agree with both of Riley Bank's above responses towards a reviewers template.
A person should be adult enough to pay to play and write a respectful review regarding their experience as it pertained to them. Whether good or bad.
 

Asian Fever

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Too long and complicated. Keep it simple.

Tatoos and piercings? This can be described in words.. it does not need a checkbox. I think that question is pandering to a very small segment that care about such things. Might as well ask if she has a manicure.

All you need is Looks / Service / Personality / Location (cleanliness etc). Leave the rest for the reviewer to describe... too many options and what is there remaining to even say?
 

Miss Hunter

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Something for a reviewer to take into consideration; Do you want your review to impress and be accepted by a herd of men, while boosting your own ego, Or... do you want to conduct yourself in a manner that appeals to women? What is most important to you? The approval of men, or women? Or... are you just sharing a bit of info as contribution because certain things you’ve read on here have helped keep you safe, so you’re just trying to help others...

The choice is yours...

^^ this applies to whether you’re using a template or writing freehand.
 

Lady Vanessa

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That is very insightful advice Miss Hunter.
I speak for myself, in saying that I prefer respectful, honest and helpful reviews in regards to myself.
A penthouse letter or erotica type review is unnecessary and a major turn off. I would kindly ask for it to be removed. So far, I haven't had to make that request yet.
 

Newb808

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There’s going to be a like button with points too. I’m guessing we’re in for more armchair erotica novelists as well as guys looking to get likes and tweets from the ladies, among other attention/approval seeking posts and replies.
 
THIS is it in a nut shell

Do you want to look "cool infront of the men" by your style of review

OR

Would you rather have the ladies your booking time with not cringe by reading what you wrote previously

But you know those "hobbyist" won't be impressed

Who do you Carter to, hopefully not the arm chair Warrior but instead the woman that actually has YOUR dick in your mouth
Something for a reviewer to take into consideration; Do you want your review to impress and be accepted by a herd of men, while boosting your own ego, Or... do you want to conduct yourself in a manner that appeals to women? What is most important to you? The approval of men, or women? Or... are you just sharing a bit of info as contribution because certain things you’ve read on here have helped keep you safe, so you’re just trying to help others...

The choice is yours...

^^ this applies to whether you’re using a template or writing freehand.
 

ExpCharlee

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I agree in part with this. I do stand by the changes I made: “looks” should be just about how much the provider looks like their photographs (we don’t need number systems or any of that gross stuff); service and personality can be the same, it should be the STYLE of service (cheeky/coy/robotic/etc...again see above) we don’t need graphic descriptions of service; and I still think the “boundaries” section I added is important.

Too long and complicated. Keep it simple.

Tatoos and piercings? This can be described in words.. it does not need a checkbox. I think that question is pandering to a very small segment that care about such things. Might as well ask if she has a manicure.

All you need is Looks / Service / Personality / Location (cleanliness etc). Leave the rest for the reviewer to describe... too many options and what is there remaining to even say?
 

uncleg

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Any template should be based on YMMV.

If I look for a review on an SP I don't care if she was the best blow job you ever had, it may well be that all your previous blow jobs were really really bad. Did she compliment on the size of your dick....so what, it may well be that it was because it was small enough to go greek without any major discomfort....who knows.

I look for...did the pictures match the SP. Was it a good experience, even bad sex is good, at least so some believe, but if she's a nagging pushy bitch I might just as well stay home and fuck the wife. In essence is there truth in advertising.

Keep it as simple as possible.
 
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Fiona

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So much this ...

We all know there’s many reasons someone reviews , keep it honest , simple and remember if you want to see that lady again show some respect :)
Something for a reviewer to take into consideration; Do you want your review to impress and be accepted by a herd of men, while boosting your own ego, Or... do you want to conduct yourself in a manner that appeals to women? What is most important to you? The approval of men, or women? Or... are you just sharing a bit of info as contribution because certain things you’ve read on here have helped keep you safe, so you’re just trying to help others...

The choice is yours...

^^ this applies to whether you’re using a template or writing freehand.
 

uncleg

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good grief, who are you people :twitch:
Jaded old perverts....:lol::lol::lol::yawn::yawn:


Another thought, maybe provide an indication as to whether the poster will provide additional information by PM if requested, or not.

Another question, number of SP's seen...local or worldwide ???
 

Lo-ki

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Check your closet..:)
Jaded old perverts....:lol::lol::lol::yawn::yawn:


Another thought, maybe provide an indication as to whether the poster will provide additional information by PM if requested, or not.

Another question, number of SP's seen...local or worldwide ???
Local, worldwide, your mom’s basement ect ect ect .....
 

Noob888

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There’s going to be a like button with points too. I’m guessing we’re in for more armchair erotica novelists as well as guys looking to get likes and tweets from the ladies, among other attention/approval seeking posts and replies.
How unfortunate. If that's where this forum is headed then whiteknights and chronic masturbators will become aroused even more at the Penthouse forums style of writing. Reddit and Facebook lovers/fanboys will enjoy rating a post by liking them.
 

Johnnydarkdoe

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I feel it is too long as well. I am only interested in a template for search purposes (ie. name, last 4 digits). If this thing ends up being more than 10 lines, barely anyone will use it. I would also construct the template based on the most requested info in a thread (ie. age, service, resemblance to photos) if it’s something that doesn’t really come up in discussion then it probably doesn’t need to be there. I hardly see anyone asking about tattoos and piercings and we can usually see them in the photos. Chemistry is also not reliable enough to quantify.
 

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what about:

Provider's Name:
Agency / Indie:
Link to provider's ad or Web site:

Appearance:
Looked like photos, photos were old or heavily edited, was not the same person as the photos

Cleanliness:
Showered / unshowered

Incall:
Luxurious, comfortable, adequate, humble, run down

Service style (select all that apply):
Sultry, silly, ravenous, coy, disinterested, robotic, under the influence, engaging, unfiltered, spunky, adventurous, playful, flirty, etc (feel free to add)

Boundaries:
Outlined boundaries clearly before session and explained that they can change, did not outline boundaries clearly before session or explain that they can change.

Satisfied with experience:
Satisfied, feeling okay, disappointed

Comments:
 

MB Mod

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Good but still needs to be shorter, cleanliness could be included with appearance and loose the boundaries. Keep in mind some members have a shorter attention span than my cat and the template is also to encourage members who aren’t fluent in English to post reviews.



what about:

Provider's Name:
Agency / Indie:
Link to provider's ad or Web site:

Appearance:
Looked like photos, photos were old or heavily edited, was not the same person as the photos

Cleanliness:
Showered / unshowered

Incall:
Luxurious, comfortable, adequate, humble, run down

Service style (select all that apply):
Sultry, silly, ravenous, coy, disinterested, robotic, under the influence, engaging, unfiltered, spunky, adventurous, playful, flirty, etc (feel free to add)

Boundaries:
Outlined boundaries clearly before session and explained that they can change, did not outline boundaries clearly before session or explain that they can change.

Satisfied with experience:
Satisfied, feeling okay, disappointed

Comments:
 
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