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Do you have a favourite piece of clothing?

edmontonsubbie

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uh...Edmonton.
....surely you must, i have several. The item of the moment, and I just went to put it on, prompting this post, is an incredibly ugly London Fog cardigan button up sweater that my kids say makes me look like an old man. I say to them...."kids, I am FAR older than you"....they just shake their heads and carry on. I could nor would ask for anything better of them.

Daddy gets his sweater, they are entitled to their opinions. Its a perfect world.

kindest,

eddie.
 

johnperb

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An old pair of polo jeans that fit perfectly, spent the half the day with my girlfriend at winners while she was finding stuff to tryon for me. Too bad they got a hole in them.
 

ihatemyskirt

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I have several favorites and I do not wear them. Ever. I also hide them so no-one else wants to wear them, its really sick actually I don't know why. I like to show them to people and even try them on every so often but my faves I just cannot find an occasion worthy. Wish I could. This is my confession.
 

mistressfreyja

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....surely you must, i have several. The item of the moment, and I just went to put it on, prompting this post, is an incredibly ugly London Fog cardigan button up sweater that my kids say makes me look like an old man. I say to them...."kids, I am FAR older than you"....they just shake their heads and carry on. I could nor would ask for anything better of them.

Daddy gets his sweater, they are entitled to their opinions. Its a perfect world.

kindest,

eddie.
And here I thought you had impeccable taste in sweaters. LMAO.
 

edmontonsubbie

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And here I thought you had impeccable taste in sweaters. LMAO.
First off, spermie you crack me up. Thank you for that. It is nice to see such a tired old thread being woven in such creative new ways. Speaking of tired old threads, I am reminded of my recent trip to Vangroovie whereupon I met this very cool chick who indicated that my sweater was....I think the word was...."ridiculous". While I was somewhat put out, I know far better than to trust my own opinion over that of someone whom I respect....and that applies to instances such as clothing selection or eyewear. I would NEVER pick out my own eyewear, that is just insane. They have you put those empty frames on and say "what do you think of that?"....all I can think of is "well, as I am nearly blind and need eyewear to correct that, I am hardly the right one to ask". So, a friend with impeccable taste is taken.

Going back to my "Arnold Palmer" classic crew neck sweater, I immediately doffed said sweater and began asking people around the pub if they would like a very nice sweater, no charge. I was met with various looks of incredulity and not a single taker. I almost had one bar chick convinced to take it when I told her it was cashmere. Of course that was bullshit and I shudder to think of how many rayons died to make that sweater. I went outside, asked a passing straggler if he would like a free sweater, he also passed. Sigh. I draped the sweater over the back of my chair and ordered another round. As the evening drew to its inevitable conclusion, I found that the sweater was.....gone.

Sombody stole my fucking sweater.

kindest of kind regards,

eddie
 

mistressfreyja

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So, a friend with impeccable taste is taken.

Going back to my "Arnold Palmer" classic crew neck sweater, I immediately doffed said sweater and began asking people around the pub if they would like a very nice sweater, no charge. I was met with various looks of incredulity and not a single taker. I almost had one bar chick convinced to take it when I told her it was cashmere. Of course that was bullshit and I shudder to think of how many rayons died to make that sweater. I went outside, asked a passing straggler if he would like a free sweater, he also passed. Sigh. I draped the sweater over the back of my chair and ordered another round. As the evening drew to its inevitable conclusion, I found that the sweater was.....gone.

Sombody stole my fucking sweater.

kindest of kind regards,

eddie
So, in regards to your impeccable taste in sweaters...you should probably say a prayer in thanks that someone stole it. Horizontal stripes are a NO GO zone.

PS: Big hugs:)
 

susi

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