Okay - you're gettin' busy going down on a woman and suddenly find a bit of toilet paper in your mouth. This happened to me recently and although I quietly put hand to mouth and flicked it away I just couldn't continue with what I was doing. The session moved on to other things and it was great, but I couldn't shake that image of pee and God-knows-what-else-soaked paper in my mouth (not into water sports) and it hampered my enjoyment. Anybody ever have such an unfortunate incident? And how did you handle it? What should one do?
Didn't Taste Like Chicken
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Was it 2-ply with pillowy softness? 2-ply is best as it keeps the fingers from popping through.Cock Throppled said:
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I probably wouldn't do anything involving dining at the Y for the rest of that session. If I made a return visit, I probably make sure that we showered together to make sure that she was clean for me... and I for her.
I Feel Bad For You Sweetie!!!!!!!
I feel bad for you sweetheart this kind of experiance could damage you,and scar you for the rest of your life.this could also be bad for all us girls who enjoy daty from you.my best advice to you is to tell her,so she won,t do this again.this might be embarrassing for you and her.but in the long run you could be sparing her feelings from someone who may not be as nice as you.you sound like areal gentlemen!
I feel bad for you sweetheart this kind of experiance could damage you,and scar you for the rest of your life.this could also be bad for all us girls who enjoy daty from you.my best advice to you is to tell her,so she won,t do this again.this might be embarrassing for you and her.but in the long run you could be sparing her feelings from someone who may not be as nice as you.you sound like areal gentlemen!
I'd just lose my woody and put the TP on my finger and hold it up to her face. No words need to be said, as I'm sure the message would get through. While it would be an honest mistake, I'd be p.o'd at her sloppiness and lack of hygiene that's for sure.Cock Throppled said:
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Smother
I sure sure hope that toilet paper wasn't a wipe from the previous session.....if you know what I mean.. ..LOL !!! dude that's just gross.Smother said:
Can't help myself on this one
An old west cowboy had just finished a huge satifying meal at the local diner and after a long walk decided he needed to visit the local brothel. After all the preliminaries he goes straight down to the Y and after a short time there's something in his mouth. He spits it on his finger and it appears to be a piece of meat which he figures was from his dinner. After another few minutes another piece of something is in his mouth which he spits on his finger and it turns out to look like a piece of potato. Again he attributes it to his dinner. However, after this happens a third time he looks up at the SP and asks, What is all this stuff-Are you sick or something? The SP says, "No but the guy that was down there before you was!!!!!!!!
An old west cowboy had just finished a huge satifying meal at the local diner and after a long walk decided he needed to visit the local brothel. After all the preliminaries he goes straight down to the Y and after a short time there's something in his mouth. He spits it on his finger and it appears to be a piece of meat which he figures was from his dinner. After another few minutes another piece of something is in his mouth which he spits on his finger and it turns out to look like a piece of potato. Again he attributes it to his dinner. However, after this happens a third time he looks up at the SP and asks, What is all this stuff-Are you sick or something? The SP says, "No but the guy that was down there before you was!!!!!!!!
Damn....
There was absolutely no redeeming value with that story...nor was there any real need to post it...or to read it for that matter.
There was absolutely no redeeming value with that story...nor was there any real need to post it...or to read it for that matter.
worst thing that has happened to me was that I went down on my SO and came up with an iron mustache and goatee.
Reminds me of the time I was banging a temp GF from behind and looked down to admire the view only to see a rolled up stub of a piece of toilet paper around her asshole. Now, this girl absolutely forbade me from playing with her asshole, which I would only even consider attempting if I was severely drunk or stoned or both, and to further my dilemma, it was our favourite position to finish off. So I was faced with taking the bold step of picking it off and potentially taking a heel to the nuts, doing an uncharacteristic position change in mid heat, giving the shoulder tap with a "honey, you have toilet paper on your asshole", or just look away. Well, I did the manly thing and faked a cramp in my big toe, "MY TOE, MY TOE!", did the big roll and finished in cowgirl. Sweet girl but never looked at her or her asshole the same way again.......
