Did I just call an escort for a massage?

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I was in the need for a massage last night, and none of my regular people were available on short notice. I stared perusing the CL THERAPUTIC section and a lady advertising as a CMT who would do in home massge for 100/hour. I'm thinking she may have just been using that section as a guise to hide the fact that she may be a companion, and I was just wondering if I was right.

First of all, she didn't come with a massage table. Very peculiar, but it was raining, and I thought perhaps she just didn't want to tangle with that in the rain. She did bring a little bag along, and promptly asked for payment up front (a little unusual for a massage therapist) and changed into an very tiny outfit (tiny tennis skirt and sports bar). I figured since I had mentioned that I wanted a deep tissue massage, she was just changing so she didn't get too hot.

OK.....unequivocally the WORST massage I have had in my life. She had me lay on my bed, and she SAT next to me and did this one handed soft stroke tickle thing. Even after several repeated attempts to get her to do an actual massage of sorts, she would for 3-5 SECONDS, and then just go back to tickling. She had no concept of anatomy, and clearly had never taken a massage class in her life - much less possess an an RMT certification.

I would have asked her to leave and just keep all the money, but she didn't shut up for a split second. She was talking like a chipmunk on speed and I couldn't get a word in edgewise.

Is that kind of false promotion of credentials on CL common ~ or did I not pick up on nuances of her professional post there, and was she really a R&T with no ability to provide the R?

I really just want my 2 hours back....but since that clearly won't happen, I want to ensure I don't end up in the same situation in the future. Do I need to be clear and specifically state that I am looking for a professional massage from and RMT and want a receipt rather than just taking their word that they have the credentials? Is the theraptic section of CL really just another advertising venue for Vancouver escorts?
 
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HB40

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Is that kind of false promotion of credentials on CL common
Well I thought it was only common in the Erotic section :rolleyes:

You should have at least taken the hand release. :)
Hahahahaha! Hilarious, very nice Harmony. :D

I really just want my 2 hours back....but since that clearly won't happen, I want to ensure I don't end up in the same situation in the future. Do I need to be clear and specifically state that I am looking for a professional massage from and RMT and want a receipt rather than just taking their word that they have the credentials? Is the theraptic section of CL really just another advertising venue for Vancouver escorts?
It sure sucks when that happens, now you know why we guys ask sooooo many questions. ;)
 

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There's alot of GOOD RMT's out there... CL isn't likely to have them ;)

You should've totally asked about a happy ending!
 

mercyshooter

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Wow, I like this thread!

Angel, call Harmony. And give us a review!! :D

By the way Angel, you can try me for massages. I wanna make some money on that. Hehe ;)
I'm non-pro. But I can be good. Haha! :D
 
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Potter

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I'm a little dumbfounded that you perused CL when you coulda called Madeleine or Harmony!
 

treveller

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Boring (my suggestion, not the thread)

How about reporting her to the two registered massage therapist associations in BC and letting us know what they do about it?
 

dtsp

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Perfect timing for this thread; I was just wondering about the female massage market... does anyone think there's much demand on the female side for deep relaxing nude massage done by good looking naked guy, with manual stimulation (vaginal/clitoral/breasts) at the end? How might one tap into this market, if it is in fact under-served? (by the way, it's really unfortunate you had a bad experience, there ARE some great masseurs on CL....)
 

CJ Tylers

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I'm going to guess that the female demand for a really good massage is pretty high... but the happy finish at the end would not be asked for or appreciated :D

If a gal makes a grab for you when you're giving her a massage, then it's game on. Otherwise, keep dreaming ;)
 

dtsp

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why wouldn't she want manual stimulation at the end? not talking manual stimulation on the masseur, but on the female client... Massaging the breasts, fingering her and playing with the clit until she comes... how about it females? would you pay for that if he's good with his hands?
 

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You should check out Helen at Swan Lake, submitting to the forceful rimming is not required.
 

Krustee

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Is "false promotion of credentials" anything like when SP's photoshop their photos??

Just wondering... :D
Give it a rest jackass!

Next time you want a massage from an escort, call me, hahahaa. I'll give you a deal, lol :D

Every body says I give a real good massage, I'd also really like to play with your breasts, :cool:

I'm joking, kind of, lol
A shameless self promotion there Harmony!

Absolutely shameless!



I was in the need for a massage last night, and none of my regular people were available on short notice.
I really just want my 2 hours back....but since that clearly won't happen, I want to ensure I don't end up in the same situation in the future.
Next time you want a massage from a man with big strong hands, call me, hahahaa. I'm sure we can work out a deal, lol :D

Every body says I give a real good massage, I'd also really like to play with your breasts, :cool:

Really - I like playing with boobs!

:D
 

CJ Tylers

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You know....it was a female RMT that gave me the best damn massage I've ever had. No, not the happy ending kind... but I was REALLY relaxed by the end.
 

Sensual_Massage

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Perfect timing for this thread; I was just wondering about the female massage market... does anyone think there's much demand on the female side for deep relaxing nude massage done by good looking naked guy, with manual stimulation (vaginal/clitoral/breasts) at the end? How might one tap into this market, if it is in fact under-served? (by the way, it's really unfortunate you had a bad experience, there ARE some great masseurs on CL....)
I thought I'd quote this part of the thread from my point of view...

I offer massage (no, I'm not an RMT) so I provide that to others every day.. but for me.. it's rare to get one myself... there are a couple of men who offer massage to women/couples on here that I've considered, but havent made an appointment yet!... if I went.. I'd much prefer the RUB without the TUG part... but I guess that's what everyone assumes they're getting service-wise...

I've had several regular registered therapists work on my aches n pains.. and even the educated ones can provide a less-than-adequate service... just like a mechanic.. it's best to get reliable references first.... ;)

my2cents,

Marie
 

dtsp

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really? are you telling me that if some hot naked guy gave your glutes, inner thighs and other great parts a good working over, you wouldn't get turned on? I know if I was given a great naked massage I'd get a big ol' aching erection, and it would be a perfect end to a great massage to get that erection taken care of. I guess I assumed women would be the same way (of course without the erection! a wide on?) ...I guess I don't understand how you would NOT want to get off after a great naked massage (but my knowledge and experience with women is not as great as it could be).
 

dtsp

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also, where are these male massage providers' ads? how do I find the male SPs ads on here?
 
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