Dear Clueless Client

[PerazziDave]

So I was wondering Cherise, in October does the guy dress his business up for Canadian Thanksgiving or for Halloween? Maybe he does it up as a Turkey and works for both holidays? Inquiring minds are wondering.

PD

 

[4ByFish]

I wonder what January's pic looked like? No holiday so nuttin to get UP for

 

[PuntMeister]

Or a fantasy one with a cock dressed up in a red star fleet uniform looking remarkably like Patrick Stewart's character Jean Luc Picard, with the scrotal sack dressed in a tan star fleet uniform representing Worf....LMAO...

Oh man, there goes my next fetish! C'mon, spoiler alert needed here! Although Punt clings to a few remaining fantasies of the Undiscovered Country. But totally supports the ladies here. Mr Winkie has no business being strewn about like Poutine at a Habs game!

 

[cherise]

I wonder what January's pic looked like? No holiday so nuttin to get UP for

um helllooo new years day

 

[cherise]

So I was wondering Cherise, in October does the guy dress his business up for Canadian Thanksgiving or for Halloween? Maybe he does it up as a Turkey and works for both holidays? Inquiring minds are wondering.

PD

im checking.....
wait for it....
thanksgiving .....horn of plenty fruits and vegetables lolz

yes she gave me a copy haha

 

[Smilf]

Ahhh the classic dick pics - I took the pic feature off my phone so I guess I'm missing out (rolls eyes)

I still think we ladies should all combine our pictures together and start a gay male porn site .. proceeds go to a woman's charity.

 

[cherise]

Ahhh the classic dick pics - I took the pic feature off my phone so I guess I'm missing out (rolls eyes)

I still think we ladies should all combine our pictures together and start a gay male porn site .. proceeds go to a woman's charity.

i removeed that feature as well

 

[agentman]

This client should upload those pics to a gay men's website instead, where he can get all the attention he can handle. Who knows maybe he can get lucky.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Ahhh the classic dick pics - I took the pic feature off my phone so I guess I'm missing out (rolls eyes)

I still think we ladies should all combine our pictures together and start a gay male porn site .. proceeds go to a woman's charity.

I still use my oldschool desktop a lot of the time, so...

 

[Savage]

OMG......I'm sorry this happened to you but this thread is full of comedy gold! Just when I think it can't get any funnier someone posts something better.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Dear Clueless Client: The Sequel!

Had another exchange this morning that reminded me of this one...Actual address is disguised to protect the clueless.

ClCl: 12345 54b St

ClCl: How long?

Me: I do not provide out call service to private homes.

ClCl: So in ur car???

...:doh:

The stupid is strong in this one. So much ignorant and stupid.

 

[badbadboy]

Had another exchange this morning that reminded me of this one...Actual address is disguised to protect the clueless.

ClCl: 12345 54b St

ClCl: How long?

Me: I do not provide out call service to private homes.

ClCl: So in ur car???

...:doh:

The stupid is strong in this one. So much ignorant and stupid.

Got to give him credit for being adaptable to his situation lol

ound:

 

[Surrey's Jewel]

and credit to Ms. E for even replying .... that would have gone into the ignore catagory along with the "hey whazup?" "you party? " "rate/location?" ....

 

[sybian]

Can I use that !?!... "The stupid is strong in this one"..I have a young Cowboy working for me right now that jumps into his saddle without doing up his Cinch, and takes a shortcut to his quarters,...Through the Bull Pen.
I do believe ,he was sent here to give me a lesson in biting my tongue...Or maybe to show me how natural selection works.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

and credit to Ms. E for even replying .... that would have gone into the ignore catagory along with the "hey whazup?" "you party? " "rate/location?" ....

Well you know, education has always been part of my mission! If you don't let people know what they are doing wrong, they'll keep doing it! I had another text last week that simply said "CIM?"

I replied, "Fine thank you! How's your day going?" I could be a dick, but that just makes me feel pissed off and shitty. I would much rather laugh it off, and then post it here to let the rest of you laugh! Maybe, just maybe, someone young/inexperienced reads it and thinks "D'oh! I've done that..."

 

[LADY-VIA]

Thanks again for all the pictures of your throbbing penis! So nicely photographed, and from so many different angles too! Boy oh boy, those sure are some big muscles you have too! Shoulders, chest, abs...the whole package! Wow! I guess maybe you're right, and I SHOULD make an exception to my 'what I do takes time:1 hour minimum' appointment' rules! Come to think of it, you are 100% right, and I AM overcharging for my services....what man in his right mind would want to pay $200 for the services I provide???? By all means, come back when you've got the time (or the money) to visit for an hour so you 'get your $200 worth'...I sure wouldn't want a catch of a visitor like YOU to get away....


In sarcastic love,
Ms Erica

Ha ha. Admit it ! You love the dick picks. Don't we all ???? Lol

One guy in particular has sent me soon many that I've got a whole collection on his text thread. Endless supply Of massive hammer pics. . He really cracks me up sometimes, but he doesn't barter or harass me or nothing like that. It all cock talk !! Just pictures.

Makes me wonder how many cock shots these guys have on their computers. Their hard drives must be cock central.

And I'm curious as to why they think we want our own collection. ? Like they've forgotten somehow that's we have seen a penis before and more than one at that.

Mr penis picture man, if you are reading this and there's a good chance you are as we go way back. How many pictures of your penis do you really think I need ! ? and my friend you are starting to send me double cock pics now, so freshen up that material k. Let's keep it interesting if you feel intent on supplying me the pictures.

 

[Caramel]

and credit to Ms. E for even replying .... that would have gone into the ignore catagory along with the "hey whazup?" "you party? " "rate/location?" ....

yeah so true! I don't even acknowledge most texts from unknown numbers or unsaved #'s, unless the text sounds like a proper gentleman and has useful info & questions such as asking for a time & booking etc, then I'll pay attention, otherwise, most texts, even just the simple "hi" or "hello how are you", and all other ones esp the stupid ridiculous ones, all go into the spam box.

 

[Larry Storch]

(snip)I had another text last week that simply said "CIM?"(snip

You should have said ok, but there would be an extra charge for bringing another guy along and the client must be willing to swallow.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

You should have said ok, but there would be an extra charge for bringing another guy along and the client must be willing to swallow.

Oh BRAVO!!! :clap2:

 

[uncleg]

Ha ha. Admit it ! You love the dick picks. Don't we all ???? Lol

One guy in particular has sent me soon many that I've got a whole collection on his text thread. Endless supply Of massive hammer pics. . He really cracks me up sometimes, but he doesn't barter or harass me or nothing like that. It all cock talk !! Just pictures.

Makes me wonder how many cock shots these guys have on their computers. Their hard drives must be cock central.

And I'm curious as to why they think we want our own collection. ? Like they've forgotten somehow that's we have seen a penis before and more than one at that.

Mr penis picture man, if you are reading this and there's a good chance you are as we go way back. How many pictures of your penis do you really think I need ! ? and my friend you are starting to send me double cock pics now, so freshen up that material k. Let's keep it interesting if you feel intent on supplying me the pictures.

So with all these cock pictures I'm surprised we haven't seen you on Dragon's Den looking to fund an adult version of, "Pin the Cock on the Jackass".