Dear Clueless Client

[LADY-VIA]

Honestly they don't bother me. I just have to watch the incoming texts around people because of the pictures. I have received them in heavy line ups and crowds before so I'm sure some people have seen them. Gives them a little dinner conversation. actually my moms seen them a few times. I just played it off as I've got a friend with a warped sense of humour. She's like, well that's a funny friend !!! She laughed, I laughed. I told her that weirdos make my world go round. I've got a Little warped sense of humour of my own.

 

[future canadian]

I just have the one dick pic .. just to get the girl a little tease

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

I AM SAM. I AM SAM. SAM I AM.

Made me chuckle and Adapt some Doctor Seuss just for you..LOL To give to the next IDIOT.


WOULD YOU FUCK ME HERE OR THERE?

I WOULD NOT FUCK YOU HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT FUCK YOU ANYWHERE.


WOULD YOU FUCK ME IN MY HOUSE?
WOULD YOU FUCK MY MICKEY MOUSE?

I WILL NOT FUCK YOU IN YOUR HOUSE.
I WILL NOT FUCK YOUR MICKEY MOUSE.
I WILL NOT FUCK YOU HERE OR THERE.
I WILL NOT FUCK YOU ANYWHERE.
...
I COULD NOT, WOULD NOT, ON YOUR BOAT.
I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, WITH YOU OLD GOAT.
I WILL NOT FUCK YOU IN THE RAIN.
NOT IN THE DARK! NOT IN A TREE!
NOT IN A CAR! NOTHING IS FREE!
I DO NOT WANT YOU IN MY BOX. YET
I DO NOT MIND BEING CALLED A FOX.
I WILL NOT FUCK YOU IN YOUR HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE FUCKING MICKEY MOUSE.
I WILL NOT FUCK YOU HERE OR THERE.
I WILL NOT FUCK YOU ANYWHERE!

LOL had a fun time......hand crafting your next response..lol

Oh Badger...you make me laugh!

Cunning Fox

 

[hornygandalf]

Yeah, but you know how Green Eggs and Ham ends after all the "WILL NOT"....
Still, well done