Well standing inline at the bank today, one of the most breath takeing beautiful mid 20's women took a call on her cell , all I heard was "I charge $200 per 1/2 hour and $300 for the hour and its all GFE ,oh thats $50 extra."then saying she lived near Metrotown needing 1 hours notice. Could I have said I said anything and what? What if Iwas wrong?Decretion better part of valor?Not worth the chance? BUt she was so beautiful?
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"Excuse me. I couldn't help overhearing. Do you have a business card? ..."
Which bank branch was it?
"Excuse me. I couldn't help overhearing. Do you have a business card? ..."
Which bank branch was it?
Sounds like Andrew Dice Clay's opening to his 1990 skit The Dice Man Cometh..."I've got my tongue up this chick's ass, and she's like do I know you? and I'm like, what's the difference honey?
"'Cause you all know how boring it can get when you're waiting in line at the bank? and then some moron behind me is like, excuse me! Excuse me! Is this the end of the line?
"No moron, it's the front of the line and we're all standing in line backwards...and she's giving me attitude over the whole thing. 'Cause like, any guy can open the car door for a chiiiiiick...walk into a restaurant with a chiiiiick.....STICK YOUR TONGUE UP HER ASS! If I could stick my tongue up my ass, I'd never leave the fawcking house!"
"'Cause you all know how boring it can get when you're waiting in line at the bank? and then some moron behind me is like, excuse me! Excuse me! Is this the end of the line?
"No moron, it's the front of the line and we're all standing in line backwards...and she's giving me attitude over the whole thing. 'Cause like, any guy can open the car door for a chiiiiiick...walk into a restaurant with a chiiiiick.....STICK YOUR TONGUE UP HER ASS! If I could stick my tongue up my ass, I'd never leave the fawcking house!"
