Convince a hot date to sleep with you in 12 words or less

[gndvan]

Put in your best 12 words to convince your hot date to sleep with you.

"I taste like chocolate and ejaculate cash" is already used so don't pull that one

 

[Real Sonny Burnett]

“Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.”

 

[CRn7]

Hey babe, once you try chocolate you’ll never go back to vanilla!

 

[Ray]

I saw your rates. I'll book for 2 hours.

 

[Forum mod]

I am consistent:

"Did you know I am a moderator on Perb?"

 

[angry anderson]

You look like you're down a quart.

 

[Number17]

“I’ll give you the world once you let me in.”

 

[BrokenArrow]

I have a job and lots of money

 

[LLLurkJ2]

Have you ever had an hour long orgasm?

 

[hedgeman]

"I just want to go for a walk and talk"

 

[nwtl]

"You know vitamin D deficiency is a factor in vulnerability to COVID?"

 

[GO4R]

“I’d date you but you are not my type”

 

[lukom]

What are your rates and restrictions to get out of here?

 

[Riza]

 

[GeeBeeP]

"Ive seen a lot of escorts, they've taught me a few things"

 

[Rluck]

i bought bitcoin in 2011

 

[Workerbee]

If I could do that I wouldnt be on here....

 

[OneLuckyGuy]

I'm Mel Gibson's brother, he'll be over later.

 

[vanperb]

I'm Mel Gibson's brother, he'll be over later.

Whoa... Have you seen Mel Gibson recently? You might as well say Burt Reynolds, or Montgomery Clift.

 

[Number17]

“I’m at the age who can date you or your mom”