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Chronomania (Obsession with Punctuality)

take8easy

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I have always been obsessed with being punctual myself and although I don't expect others to be like me, I do expect others to at least be respectful of others' time. Even at home, I try to keep the microwave, the oven, the alarm clocks , the wall clocks AND my car clocks updated all the time. Luckily the smart phones are always accurate.

Since this is a pooning forum, I will just limit the discussion to punctuality on both pooners' and sps' sides.

1. I will start with me (and I hope other pooners too). If I am late, and that is a IF, (I don't recall ever being late) I do not expect the SP to let me stay beyond the decided appointment. Having said that, it has happened only twice. :)

2. Ladies, please be ready on time as much as possible. About 75% of time, I do not even get the buzzer number at least two to three minutes past the set appointment. Many a times there is just no response to my "I am here", or sometimes there is, "just getting ready hun". Add the time to walk to the building, getting buzzed in, taking elevator, I end up being at the incall 6 - 7 minutes late. I know that some incalls are shared so there could be some delays due to the previous session, but the girls who have their own incalls (esp the ones who use their residences as incalls) should be a bit more punctual. Once I was 6 minutes late getting the buzzer number and when I got in, the girl's hair smelled of weed.

3. Ladies, please check your clocks for accuracy. I am not saying, but I am just saying that a majority of the time ( I can't really quantify it exactly), the clocks are wrong (pausing......... gulping... taking a deep breath ...before saying the next sentence ). Yes, I am suggesting that by wrong I mean that clocks are ahead. I don't ever, never ever remember any clock at an incall being behind!!! But I don't wanna make it sound all doom and gloom because many of the classy, professional girls are wonderful.

Once I saw this lovely girl and everything was great except that her clock was 15 minutes ahead!!! Everyone has a body clock that tells us how long we have been at the incall. For me, 5 - 10 minutes are for the initial intro, 15-20 minutes for foreplay and oral. After that 15-20 minutes are for the deed and last 5 minutes or so are for quick wash and stuff. With this girl, we finished the oral part and I just asked her casually how much time was left, she looked at the clock and it showed 15 minutes were left. I was a bit taken a back but I didn't make a big deal out of it. I did what I could possibly do in next 10 minutes or so , took shower and left. To make the long story short, I was in my car with 7 minutes still left in my appointment time. I never repeated her despite her good looks and pleasant attitude and most likely I won't simply because if she does it again, I might get pissed off at her during the session and I am afraid I am going to drop her name here.

I am not saying that SPs' are doing it in intentionally, but whatever the factors are, it should still be talked about. Guys, if you are late, DO NOT expect the appointment to be pushed back because these lovely ladies have lives too.

Am I being overly picky? May be I am. I know I am a bit anal about time, but like I said, I don't mind slight delays or being short-timed a bit but I still take notices.

I should also thank all the girls who have let me go over the time. Only time I end up overstaying (albeit by 5 minutes at the most), is when I get busy talking after the session.
 

take8easy

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What do you call a well timed Dad joke?

PUNctual.
Not to turn my thread into a Pun-fest but I just thought of this one:
What do you call a Choronomaniac thug?
Punktual.
 
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