Cheezy pick up lines you got any

[no3]

Hey there...I seem to be lost; could you tell me the way to your heart.

 

[stryker]

I've never had to use one,but this is entertaining
Usually I just say hi

 

[Hedonist7]

"excuse me miss, but I have lost my puppy and it looks like he went into that cheesy motel - could you come and help me find it?"

 

[sheena west]

I just heard this one last night, "Hi there, nice toilet." God I laughed

 

[rubintugger]

Had a buddy, good looking guy, used to get a bit liqoured up and start asking women "Hey, how about a beer and a fuck?". For the 19 out of 20 that would react with revulsion or anger, he'd respond "What, you don't like beer?"

Amazingly, 1 out of 20 would actually ask for the beer... and shortly thereafter, they'd leave....


My sister had a great response for bad pickup lines, after the gentleman would pose his quiet question, she would say in a loud voice "Fifty Dollars?!?" and look at him with scorn. They usually melted back into the crowd, tail between thier legs...


Still think one of the all time favourite pick up lines was Kevin Costners monologue in Bull Durham... got to watch that again, and take some more notes...


Rubin

 

[Jimboyready]

Your hands are cute, but I am not looking for a massage

 

[lowdeville]

You want to dance?No,NO, I said you look fat in those pants(use the second part only if rejected)

 

[Bull]

Still think one of the all time favourite pick up lines was Kevin Costners monologue in Bull Durham... got to watch that again, and take some more notes...

Crash Davis: "Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."