Busted! Need alibi.

[bob_knob]

Had an extremely close call today with my SO. Well, I'm pretty sure that I'm busted given that 6th sense women have about their cheatin' men.

Well, I only read your posts to know where to stay away from. From your previous posts you seem to have STD’s or STD symptoms more than any person I have every heard of.

I have a private telephone number in my office that only a very few people know the number for including an assortment of favorite SPs.

I have received many telephone messages from SP’s and they are normally very professional. If you want to be helpful you may want to mention which sp’s are leaving messages that would dictate they are an SP. Even in professional environments people flirt, I get more flirtatious voice mails from women I deal with in business than I’ve ever had from any SP.

Somehow, someway my SO got into my messages. And I had some pretty quick explaining to do. I told my SO they were prospective models for an upcoming project. 'What project is this?' my SO asks. 'It's not yet fully defined yet', I replied. Fuck, I couldn't think of anything better given the circumstances. If I can't wiggle off the hook on this one I need a Plan B.

I’ve never had a private telephone that you didn’t need to put in a code to get the messages. Besides that, how many SPs (models) are calling you? Your wife got in once? Or more? You save the messages?

I know from past conversations with the Health Nurse that some guys have gotten permission from their SO's to see SP's. How the hell have they managed that? Is there a script?

Yep, “Sorry I gave you the clap honey!”

 

[Randy Whorewald]

One of my favorite liars, Bill Clinton, uses the following policy: "DENY, DENY, DENY".


http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1998/01/22/scandal.glance/

 

[eurhythmia]

A true hero

I've got a flat spot on the back of my head from that fuckin thing, she finally gave up whackin me with it.
When she finds condoms in my pants, I just remind her how responsible I am, when she finds phone numbers written on papers, I just shrug and tell her I'm makin sure she has something to bitch about.
After awhile its no big deal anymore, the only thing that really pisses her off is occasionally I drag her down to the clinic also and she has to get mucked out because of me.
I buy her a nice breakfast at DeDutch panekoek house afterward!

I always make sure she has $$$ and all she could want for and make quality time for just us. Pooning does not affect how I feel about her, at times I have to be careful so as not to treat her as just another pussy!

I can poon all I want now and its become normal for us, strange but true! I do my best to be discrete however as no one wants it in their face!

Hatrick, I just gotta bow down to you. You are a truly a worthy dude! You've given me something to think about deeply - but it does scare the hell out of me.

My marriage is a good one and I would hate to see it ruined. I travel a lot on business and do get regular tastes of the 'bachelor' life - which isn't all that great really. Dinners alone and loneliness does creep in even in great night-life cities like Montreal, NY and London. I'm not sure which is the greater evil - coming clean and risking being alone (it is pretty slim pickings out there for guys over 40 and I'm tall, athletic and moneyed) or trying to salvage what could become a messy situation.

Hatrick, your solution looks to be the best of all worlds. No pain, no gain I guess.

 

[eurhythmia]

Well, I only read your posts to know where to stay away from. From your previous posts you seem to have STD’s or STD symptoms more than any person I have every heard of.

Izzat so!? Well, it was the BBBJs that nailed me a couple of times. I no longer partake in that with SPs. At least, I took responsibility for the infections and cleaned up my act.

 

[CJ Tylers]

Or.... you could quit pooning and work on patching things up with her without ever really going into what you did. Just be sure to not come back... if your marriage is really so good, and she's such a good woman, then perhaps it's worth sacrificing one of your vices for it...

Just find something that is less troublesome, like being a part time bomb squad member in Thailand.

 

[georgebushmoron]

If you value her, tell her you're sorry. Tell her she knows enough of the truth and there's no point in her knowing more. Tell her you've quit and will never do it again, and that she can inspect everything you do from now on. Tell her she's the last woman in your life from now on.

If you don't value the relationship, pay her the respect she deserves and let her go but also tell her the truth ... gently. Don't accuse her of anything. Take all the blame, even if you feel you don't deserve 100% of it.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

Dude,
Whatever you do,
if you value your marriage,
DO NOT
listen to these dumb fukks
that are telling you
to come clean
and admit anything
because
if you do
and she decides
to end the union,
yer fukt.

Hatrick, how fukkin desperate is yer SO to stick around with that kinda BS goin' on? If she was bangin' a few dudes on the side, you'd be kewl with that? Reminds me of a flik I saw recently called "Idiocracy".

 

[sirlickheralot]

Hatrick, how fukkin desperate is yer SO to stick around with that kinda BS goin' on?

Maybe she's just pragmatic and isn't willing to give up her standard of living and financial security. On average women suffer a much greater drop in income and disposable income than men do during a divorce. If Hatrick is the primary or sole bread winner I guess she had to weigh the importance of fidelity versus financial security.

 

[athaire]

Dude,
Whatever you do,
if you value your marriage,
DO NOT
listen to these dumb fukks
that are telling you
to come clean
and admit anything
because
if you do
and she decides
to end the union,
yer fukt.

Hatrick, how fukkin desperate is yer SO to stick around with that kinda BS goin' on? If she was bangin' a few dudes on the side, you'd be kewl with that? Reminds me of a flik I saw recently called "Idiocracy".

Why is his SO desperate? She maybe realized that he is who he is and can't change. We all aren't in relationships like yours where our SO will play with us but some of us are in situations that do allow for a certain amount of freedom to play. It doesn't mean we love our spouses less.

 

[TheRater]

The joy of being really single, and not just "if it happens in another province/area code/time zone whatever bullshit I can think of" single.

The joy of never having to explain to anyone else why a gorgeous woman comes up to you in a restauraunt or the mall and tell you what a great time she had last night.

The joy of getting a call on your cell saying that she is town and do you want to hook up again and not having to make up an explanation to get time.

The joy of being able to take a trip on Friday afternoon to Edmonton, Vancouver, Montreal or Vegas for some real fun without having to get permission.

Or your joy of cheating.

I know which one I choose.

- TR

 

[athaire]

Single, married, etc. etc. grass can look greener on the other side of the fence, truth is there are a few rotten spots everywhere, just eat around them!

Well said.........

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

Once you've been together for 33 years you learn to deal with each others shortcummings. Pooning keeps me happy and she knows that, I make sure gets her needs met as well. In our younger years we used to go swapping so its not really that big of deal for us.

Oh.
Well in that case...
*removes foot from mouth*



It still reminds me of that flik though....

 

[tonymak]

What did you pick up through BBBJ?

Izzat so!? Well, it was the BBBJs that nailed me a couple of times. I no longer partake in that with SPs. At least, I took responsibility for the infections and cleaned up my act.

 

[CJ Tylers]

Oh, I wasn't advocating telling her... more or less just dropping the subject, work on making things right with her, and then not giving her a reason to be upset again.

That's entirely different from not giving her a reason that's she's aware of to be upset... just...don't. Don't engage the services of an sp anymore, no massage parlours... nadda. If not from a compassionite POV, then think about losing half or more of your assets over an sp... that makes for a very expensive session, eh?

If the trust is gone, then it's not coming back. If there's some trust, you can build on that... just never do anything else to undermine it.

 

[eurhythmia]

Thanks for the info. For time being I will be laying low and trying to be god, I mean good.

There's no doubt in my mind that I will be straying again though. Monogamy is not part of my make-up and, for me, morality is a prison.

I think there should be a Guide to Pooning.

What did you pick up through BBBJ?

Non-gonorheal bacteria. It resides without symptoms in the throat and infects the urethra. To wit: a tingle in the dingle.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

Thanks for the info. For time being I will be laying low and trying to be god, I mean good.

Um...if simply lying low worked, why this thread???

There's no doubt in my mind that I will be straying again though. Monogamy is not part of my make-up and, for me, morality is a prison.

Your parents must be so proud.
Tell me, why do people like you marry in the first place?
I see in an earlier comment, you said this:

My marriage is a good one and I would hate to see it ruined.

I think there should be a Guide to Pooning.

I think there should be a Guide to Getting Your Head Out of Your Ass.

 

[JustAGuy]

The joy I get from watching married or otherwise attached guys who've been caught pooning scramble to lie, shift blame, cover up, deny, prevaricate, plead or the myriad other things they do to try and extricate themselves from the situation is beyond the capacity of the English language to convey. Thank you so much for this thread.

 

[lesmark]

I agree. I do feel for Eurhythmia but am glad I'm single to enjoy this fine hobby.

 

[CJ Tylers]

Dude, if you keep up the hobby, you deserve to lose it all... might as well kiss your ass goodbye and flush half your cash down the toilet for the rest of your life... 'cause she suspects or knows now... she'll always be looking.

Always.

So, you can either respect her (rather apparent) wishes and play the straight and narrow, or gamble on what is probably a losing bet and throw the craps. You decide.

 

[myselftheother]

Don't be a dummy, dummy!!

Thanks for the info. For time being I will be laying low and trying to be god, I mean good.

There's no doubt in my mind that I will be straying again though. Monogamy is not part of my make-up and, for me, morality is a prison.

I think there should be a Guide to Pooning.

Non-gonorheal bacteria. It resides without symptoms in the throat and infects the urethra. To wit: a tingle in the dingle.

Jeez, man, wise up! You're not fooling her at all...she might let it go this time, because the pain of betrayal is too intense for her to deal with right now....but if you do it again, and she gets wind of it, the pain would be overwhelmed by the hate she would feel for you doing this to her...again.

Then, the divorce would clean you out, you'd lose her, and morality as a prison would seem like the Hilton...again, smarten up man...you've alot to lose...