Busted! Need alibi.

[eurhythmia]

Had an extremely close call today with my SO. Well, I'm pretty sure that I'm busted given that 6th sense women have about their cheatin' men.

I have a private telephone number in my office that only a very few people know the number for including an assortment of favorite SPs. Somehow, someway my SO got into my messages. And I had some pretty quick explaining to do.

I told my SO they were prospective models for an upcoming project. 'What project is this?' my SO asks. 'It's not yet fully defined yet', I replied. Fuck, I couldn't think of anything better given the circumstances. If I can't wiggle off the hook on this one I need a Plan B.

I know from past conversations with the Health Nurse that some guys have gotten permission from their SO's to see SP's. How the hell have they managed that? Is there a script?

SOS

 

[Mr Blonde]

your project in development is actually a sales type of pitch for your boss/client of whoever.

the women on your voicemail were prospective models for said project that will be implemented with the presentation of said proposed project. competition for said project is firece so you are doing a lot of leg work for the project on your own.

you are upset because your wife would think you would have the gall and audacity to try something so dispicable (she thinks your cheating)

you are also upset because there are times when you feel like it's just you against the world, when it should be "you and me" against the world, and that sometimes you just don't know what to do.

you're trying really hard to keep things "together"

and by "things" i mean "YOU" it should seem that there's a stress you're carrying, a burden and that you feel like its yours alone to carry, when it shouldn't be. your wife should be in YOUR corner with you. cheering you on, the same way you do for her, and you know that you haven't been able to articulate it, but you appreciate her even though you never say it, but the truth is you don't know how to say it.

before saying all of this stuff you should be distant, aloof, isolated. sleep on the couch if she hasn't already sent you there. even better, go stay with a buddy. let it stew for a couple of days then present all the stuff i described. improvise, but don't improvise too much.

your goal here is to deflect her attention from the voicemails she intruded on and draw her attention to how you're "feeling"

anyways, i can coach you through the rest, if you want to give me a bit of background. i can help you construct a respectable like if you like. but i think you got enough here.

in the future, get a prepaid phone. use a hotmail address. communicate with your ho's at INTERNET CAFE's. your prepaid phone should never set foot in your house, car, any clothes you wear home. leave it at the office. keep it out of sight. DONT store any numbers on them. if you have a select few ho's you see on a regular basis. MEMORIZE their contact info.

good luck

 

[ms.belair]

An idea.

I know some guys have gotten permission from their SO's to see SP's. How the hell have they managed that? Is there a script?

SOS

Tell your SO the truth. You'll never need to memorize a script again.

 

[gravitas]

Well, I'm pretty sure that I'm busted given that 6th sense women have about their cheatin' men.

Somehow, someway my SO got into my messages.

The fact that she's trying to get into your voicemail means you're already guilty in her eyes.

I told my SO they were prospective models for an upcoming project.

Does your line of work normally have you hiring models? Did the messages the SP's left still provide you a believable out? Should you be looking for help on PERB given the risk of you're SO already being suspicious and may have an ID here?

If I can't wiggle off the hook on this one I need a Plan B.

I'd suggest clicking here

How the hell have they managed that? Is there a script?

With what little insight I have into the female mind I'd suspect that the SO's who've accepted their husbands or boyfriends having paid tail on the side are either EXTREEMLY openminded, have their own thing going on or have a very shitty self image and think they'll be ruined if they ditch their cheating man.

 

[kalel]

you are upset because your wife would think you would have the gall and audacity to try something so dispicable (she thinks your cheating)

you are also upset because there are times when you feel like it's just you against the world, when it should be "you and me" against the world, and that sometimes you just don't know what to do.

you're trying really hard to keep things "together"

before saying all of this stuff you should be distant, aloof, isolated. sleep on the couch if she hasn't already sent you there. even better, go stay with a buddy. let it stew for a couple of days then present all the stuff i described. improvise, but don't improvise too much.

your goal here is to deflect her attention from the voicemails she intruded on and draw her attention to how you're "feeling"

dude, you're good!

 

[eurhythmia]

... you are also upset because there are times when you feel like it's just you against the world, when it should be "you and me" against the world, and that sometimes you just don't know what to do.

Genius! Pure genius!

Tell your SO the truth. You'll never need to memorize a script again.

Tell the truth That's insane!!! What self-respecting pooner would even consider that?

 

[Mr Blonde]

thanks kal-el.

those paragraphs in themselves are the sole reasons im not married.

no offence ms.belair. but the truth should be the last thing that needs to be on his mind right now. he needs to lie his way out of this one as quickly AND as plausably as possible.

women are only subject to the emotional aspects of getting a divorced. its the men who have their balls ripped out through their wallets.

 

[eurhythmia]

Should you be looking for help on PERB given the risk of you're SO already being suspicious and may have an ID here?

You're troubling me.

 

[athaire]

Dude......just tell the truth. I couldn't live with the lies after a few years. I came clean and after the initial speed bump my life has never been better, way less stress with no sneaking around etc. The SO isn't real happy about it but she would rather I see SP's than find a girlfriend and embark on an affair that could ruin our marriage.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

Easy.
Tell her they are all escorts
and that you were planning a surpise for her
on your upcoming anniversary
to give her every woman's dream:
Sex with another woman.
The escorts are for her.
And that you lied
because you didn't want to
ruin the surprise!
She will either be grossed by the idea
to which you tell her
that you always just
thought that was every girls fantasy.
Or else
she will be totally into the idea
so you end up with a hawt 3-way.

Either way, you're off the hook.

 

[LonelyGhost]

just start rummaging through her purse ... when she
yells at you for invading her privacy, mention her invading
your's by listening to your phone messages.

 

[westwoody]

If one spouse is snooping in the others voicemail it is already too late. She obviously doesn't trust you because she had to go behind your back and look for herself. It doesn't matter what you say now, you will never regain that trust, if it ever even existed in the first place.
People who are incapable of trusting others are usually untrustworthy themselves. This is just the tip of the iceberg, she may have been doing other things that you are not aware of for some time, it is just chance that you discovered this particular incident.
A guy posted awhile back about his fiancee snooping around in his voicemail and demanding explanations for all the numbers in his phone. I hope he didn't marry that control freak. Even in marriage, a person needs "space".

 

[dipitydoo]

yeah I think the surprise threesome idea might be good. You will be a perv to her eyes but a perv that wants to include her in the fun games.

just tell her that for some reason you wanted to get closer to her and by trying to surprise her it backfired and you just want to know what SHE wants. And GIVE her your secret number and password if you can. Start using pay phones buddy there is no such thing as a "secret" number that you own, someone will find out eventually.

What kind of messages were there? Oh and buddy. Learn!!!! don't EVER save your messages. always DELETE THEM right after listening, write down the info backwards or with some sort of encription or bogus name that will allow you to remember what it is on a random paper and you're way better off.

You could also be honest and tell the truth, but it will get expensive, very quickly.

Good luck, you'll need it! hahahaha

 

[gravitas]

Tell your SO the truth. You'll never need to memorize a script again.

interesting ad campaign you have there

You're troubling me.

I have that effect on people

I came clean and after the initial speed bump my life has never been better, way less stress with no sneaking around etc. The SO isn't real happy about it but she would rather I see SP's than find a girlfriend and embark on an affair that could ruin our marriage.

interesting......VERY interesting

My wife's going how can he sleeping with hookers be a joint problem? Well dear it's like this.

ROTFLMAO.....too funny

 

[PeterLongwood]

Only one thing to say.

Dude......just tell the truth. I couldn't live with the lies after a few years. I came clean and after the initial speed bump my life has never been better, way less stress with no sneaking around etc. The SO isn't real happy about it but she would rather I see SP's than find a girlfriend and embark on an affair that could ruin our marriage.

YOU ARE THE MAN.

 

[expedition]

You got caught so you can no longer pretend "what she doesn't know won't hurt her" or "what I do on my own is my business."

So now you have to decide:

Do I want to exploit what trust my SO has in me to sell her line of bull? Do I want to with pre-meditation, lie straight to her face, use my knowledge of her to deceive her, manipulate her and use the intimacy of our relationship to play emotional head games? Do I want to treat her like a fool, feed her crap and expect her to take it?

If the answer to that is yes, then I hope you have a good reason for being with someone you dislike that much.

 

[Juggy]

Lie, Lie till it hurts. If she catches one lie, lie again to disspell the previous lie. All you have to do is confuse her, tell enough lie's, you'll even convince yourself. Good Luck.

 

[Maury Beniowski]

We live in a liar's paradise. Look around you; society is mostly built on a foundation of lies and deceit. Join the crowd...

 

[mick_eight]

Tell the truth, if she can't deal with it get a divorce. You'll be single but you won't be racked with quilt as you seem to be now. It's a big price to pay but in the long run you'll be better off. Stress is a bigger killer then most all other factors, besides a SO who catches you a second time. Continue to lie and you wil pay a high price in the end.

 

[jokae]

Or ;P
"My friend borrowed my jacket for a while and when he returned, he seemed to be happy"

;P