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Avery

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I never park close to the in call, always carry only the right amount of cash, and leave my ID and keys in the car.
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Right on! All I take with me are the required cash, my car key and my dedicated pooning phone. I never deviate, no matter how many times I've been there. Both pooners and providers need safety protocols.
 
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Jethro Bodine

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Avery said:
All I take with me are the required cash, my car key and my dedicated pooning phone.
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Along with your ball gag, vibrating cock ring, nipple clips, penis pump, assorted butt plugs, feather duster, a litre of canola oil, penis extender, 1 LB. of thinly sliced prosciutto, a haemorrhoid pillow and a gerbil. ;)
 
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adventureguy

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I only go in with my keys and money, and I always take my pants into the washroom to keep an eye on my keys.
 
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hankmoody

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Jethro Bodine said:
Along with your ball gag, vibrating cock ring, nipple clips, penis pump, assorted butt plugs, feather duster, a litre of canola oil, penis extender, 1 LB. of thinly sliced prosciutto, a haemorrhoid pillow and a gerbil. ;)
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Lmao
What da fuk is the ham and gerbil for. . .
 
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I don't know what the ham is for maybe to coaxe the gerbil out. As far as the gerbil just google Richard Gere and gerbil. There's your answer.
 
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Avery

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Jethro Bodine said:
Along with your ball gag, vibrating cock ring, nipple clips, penis pump, assorted butt plugs, feather duster, a litre of canola oil, penis extender, 1 LB. of thinly sliced prosciutto, a haemorrhoid pillow and a gerbil. ;)
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Jethro! Once again, you've fucked things up! I would never use thinly sliced proscuitto; it's thickly sliced Black Forest ham. And, as for a gerbil, all I can say is, "EEEWWW!!" It's gotta be a mouse, or possibly a vole if no mice are available. A gerbil would be REALLY kinky and gross!

Get your facts straight, you pervert wannabe!! :flame:
 
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Jethro! Once again, you've fucked things up! I would never use thinly sliced proscuitto; it's thickly sliced Black Forest ham. And, as for a gerbil, all I can say is, "EEEWWW!!" It's gotta be a mouse, or possibly a vole if no mice are available. A gerbil would be REALLY kinky and gross!

Get your facts straight, you pervert wannabe!! :flame:
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I find the pastrami to the be most sensual of all the salted, cured meats
 
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