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Avery

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I never park close to the in call, always carry only the right amount of cash, and leave my ID and keys in the car.
Right on! All I take with me are the required cash, my car key and my dedicated pooning phone. I never deviate, no matter how many times I've been there. Both pooners and providers need safety protocols.
 

Jethro Bodine

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Beverly Hills. In the Kitchen eatin' vittles.
All I take with me are the required cash, my car key and my dedicated pooning phone.
Along with your ball gag, vibrating cock ring, nipple clips, penis pump, assorted butt plugs, feather duster, a litre of canola oil, penis extender, 1 LB. of thinly sliced prosciutto, a haemorrhoid pillow and a gerbil. ;)
 

adventureguy

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I only go in with my keys and money, and I always take my pants into the washroom to keep an eye on my keys.
 

hankmoody

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Along with your ball gag, vibrating cock ring, nipple clips, penis pump, assorted butt plugs, feather duster, a litre of canola oil, penis extender, 1 LB. of thinly sliced prosciutto, a haemorrhoid pillow and a gerbil. ;)
Lmao
What da fuk is the ham and gerbil for. . .
 

2longjohn

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I don't know what the ham is for maybe to coaxe the gerbil out. As far as the gerbil just google Richard Gere and gerbil. There's your answer.
 

Avery

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Jul 7, 2003
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Along with your ball gag, vibrating cock ring, nipple clips, penis pump, assorted butt plugs, feather duster, a litre of canola oil, penis extender, 1 LB. of thinly sliced prosciutto, a haemorrhoid pillow and a gerbil. ;)
Jethro! Once again, you've fucked things up! I would never use thinly sliced proscuitto; it's thickly sliced Black Forest ham. And, as for a gerbil, all I can say is, "EEEWWW!!" It's gotta be a mouse, or possibly a vole if no mice are available. A gerbil would be REALLY kinky and gross!

Get your facts straight, you pervert wannabe!! :flame:
 

alienhabitat

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Jethro! Once again, you've fucked things up! I would never use thinly sliced proscuitto; it's thickly sliced Black Forest ham. And, as for a gerbil, all I can say is, "EEEWWW!!" It's gotta be a mouse, or possibly a vole if no mice are available. A gerbil would be REALLY kinky and gross!

Get your facts straight, you pervert wannabe!! :flame:
I find the pastrami to the be most sensual of all the salted, cured meats
 
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