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islander1-1

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Where ya going?
Fishing.
Got worms?
Ya, but I am going fishing anyways.
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There are only two things that smell like fish and one of them is the fish.
 
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MixedDude

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Maybe pooning just isn't for you. you should probably find yourself a girlfriend. Or form a support group with cockthroppled.
I can usually spot the "no's" just by looking at the ad's header. I only dig deeper if I'm feeling ambiguous as to the legitimacy of the provider. There should be a sticky for this. I've posted it more than once when commenting on reviews where the reviewer got scammed or otherwise disappointed.
 

MixedDude

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When you're in the left turn lane and the left turn signal comes on and the person ahead of you waits before going. Like you have the right of way and nothing is coming. Who the hell gave you a license? If I have to honk at you, you deserve to get T Boned badly the next time you make a left.
 
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Mikehma

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When you're in the left turn lane and the left turn signal comes on and the person ahead of you waits before going. Like you have the right of way and nothing is coming. Who the hell gave you a license? If I have to honk at you, you deserve to get T Boned badly the next time you make a left.
It might help if Vancouver and surrounding could make their minds up about advanced or delayed left arrows and always have them working.
 

bjl85

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this is why I don't see a girl unless she's got numerous glowing reviews. And even then, there's always that chance the two of you won't have the chemistry.
 

MixedDude

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It might help if Vancouver and surrounding could make their minds up about advanced or delayed left arrows and always have them working.
I think it's a lot simpler than that. You see the green arrow pointing left and no obstructions, you go as you are cognizant of the fact that there are others behind you (like me) with places to be (also like me). If that's too much to do, then mask up and take transit.
 

Mikehma

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I think it's a lot simpler than that. You see the green arrow pointing left and no obstructions, you go as you are cognizant of the fact that there are others behind you (like me) with places to be (also like me). If that's too much to do, then mask up and take transit.
Human factors play into these things and people get complacent or used to waiting for a delayed left. Others are too busy texting or daydreaming to see the fucking arrow. Others have "N's" and likely blew or otherwise bribed a road tester to get their license, unless they are among those driving a goddamned Lambourghini or Ferrari or M3 with an N at which point you can't see the arrow yourself for the smoke they've left spinning on takeoff. ?
 

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I can usually spot the "no's" just by looking at the ad's header. I only dig deeper if I'm feeling ambiguous as to the legitimacy of the provider. There should be a sticky for this. I've posted it more than once when commenting on reviews where the reviewer got scammed or otherwise disappointed.
I enjoy blowing my horn at people that do stupid things while driving. Makes me feel that I’m educating them to some degree.
 

PierreCoeur

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I enjoy blowing my horn at people that do stupid things while driving. Makes me feel that I’m educating them to some degree.
Ha ha ha I beep my horn and wave at them because people then think it was someone they know. Hell with a red sports car every hot chick waves back.
 

PierreCoeur

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A Miata isn't a sports car. :)
Definitely not a Miata but I wished I owned one and a few other cars that have come and gone. Eventually I would like a Karmen Ghia in my collection too. What I own definitely has a lot more muscle.
 
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hedgeman

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My beef is girls who match up with you on tinder who never respond, aka turn into ghosts.
I can understand if my opening line is like "sex?" or some other lewd comment, but im legitimately looking for a steady bae.
I'm not here for advice on how to start up conversations, I guess im stubborn that way as in I'm going to communicate with these chicks how I would in real life. I'm not into scripts or PUA shit, I dont have "game", just looking to meet someone, and when there is a mutual match I figure that we MAY be able to have a conversation to at least to determine how interested we are in one another, but 98% of matches don't even respond to a hello or a gif of a bear waving Hi.
Funnily enough ever since this quarantine and Tinder decided to start letting users "go global", I have had more real back and forth conversations with chicks outside of Vancouver. I don't know if that says that Vancouver girls are a certain type, or my looks are just more appealing outside of this country/city.

My other BIG beef is people who are habitual interrupters. I've met some characters in my life who either are rude to their core and will just butt in with whatever they have on their mind while someone else is in mid-sentence, or are zoned out that they don't hear a conversation taking place when they choose to start talking. At first I thought these people just had no manners, but I noticed some just don't ever get the hint that there is an order to conversation, so I just started feeling bad for them.. It's still a beef even though I have sympathy for their social short-comings because I see the face their SO's make when they do it.

AHH.. feels good to get that off my chest, thanks for making this thread!
Vancouver women, for the most part, are some of the most stuck up out there. They just go on those to get matches then brag about how may guys liked them..
 

PierreCoeur

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Vancouver women, for the most part, are some of the most stuck up out there. They just go on those to get matches then brag about how may guys liked them..
Okay that is somewhat a misogynist reply. For hundreds of years men have bragged about their sexual conquests. So now that woman can go on websites and make sport of all the men who want to fuck them, this is a bad thing?

Woman after all these years of being treated like conquests have a right to treat men like trophies and cuts of meat too.

If boys in highschool can brag about who they got in the sack, I think it's fair game if some women turn the tables on us. I love dominant hot women.

More power to women if they act stuck up and choosy. While those women would likely reject me if they met me on the street or in a bar, there are some online who would choose me to fuck my brains out.

Online I have a chance and offline my chances are slim.
 
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hedgeman

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Okay that is somewhat a misogynist reply. For hundreds of years men have bragged about their sexual conquests. So now that woman can go on websites and make sport of all the men who want to fuck them, this is a bad thing?

Woman after all these years of being treated like conquests have a right to treat men like trophies and cuts of meat too.

If boys in highschool can brag about who they got in the sack, I think it's fair game if some women turn the tables on us. I love dominant hot women.

More power to women if they act stuck up and choosy. While those women would likely reject me if they met me on the street or in a bar, there are some online who would choose me to fuck my brains out.

Online I have a chance and offline my chances are slim.
your last line just kinda proved my point....offline, a good portion of women in this city are not very approachable at all. That's what I meant, if you think that's mysogynistic so be it, but it's my experience and belief.
 
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