Whenever Punt connect’s to an eatablishment’s wifi, he immediately searches for dirty anal sex with midgets. If that goes through, then I Perb, etc.
…Unless the eatablishment is White Spot, then I add Triple Orgasms to the search list. Or if it’s Cdn Tire, I add 20” High Profile Rubbers on Sale to the search. For BC Ferries, I re-route my DSL’s throigh a pseudo Chinese state site called BC Liberal Peoples United Party of Canada before I connect, and then it’s smooth sailing with Pornhub all the way to Tsawwassen.