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BASIC POONER MANDARIN: The magic key to a Chinese SP’s heart

wilde

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Here you go:

J'ai envie de te lécher le clito = I feel like licking your clit

J'aime très bien le goût de ta chatte = I really like the taste of your pussy

Mon dieu! Quelle graine!! = My god! What a cock!!

Allons baiser (fourrer) à quatre pattes = Let's fuck doggy sytle (literally, let's fuck on four paws)
-or-
Allons faire une levrette (literally, let's do a female hound)

Fais-moi une pipe = give me a blowjob

Bien, OK, je te fais une pipe, mais viens pas dans ma bouche = Well, OK, I'll give you a blowjob, but don't cum in my mouth

Glossary

la graine = cock
la queue = dick
la plotte = cunt
la chatte = pussy
les seins = breasts
les tétons = tits
les gosses = balls
la poche - ball sack
le cul = ass
les fesses = cheeks = bum
jouir or venir = to cum
femme fontaine = squirter (literally, fountain woman)

These are all common terms in Quebec. In most French-speaking countries, some of these terms would be quite different. For example, "Give me a blowjob" in France would be "Fais-moi un pompier" or "Fais-moi une sucette". literally. "Do me a fireman (pumper), or "Do me a lollipop".
merci beaucoup

Is it proper to say "foutre avec moi" or do I just sound like an Anglo?
 

Avery

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merci beaucoup

Is it proper to say "foutre avec moi" or do I just sound like an Anglo?
You would sound like an Anglo. "Foutre" is not used in a purely sexual sense, although it is equivalent to "fuck" in many expressions, e.g. "Va te faire foutre" = "Go fuck yourself", "Get stuffed", etc.

If you want to ask a lady "Do you want to fuck?", you could say, "Veux-tu baiser?" or "Veux-tu fourrer?" She might be offended and kick you in les gosses, but as you writhe on the floor, at least you'd have the satisfaction of having been gramatically correct, albeit only in vulgar slang. :)
 

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Here you go:

J'ai envie de te lécher le clito = I feel like licking your clit

J'aime très bien le goût de ta chatte = I really like the taste of your pussy

Mon dieu! Quelle graine!! = My god! What a cock!!

Allons baiser (fourrer) à quatre pattes = Let's fuck doggy sytle (literally, let's fuck on four paws)
-or-
Allons faire une levrette (literally, let's do a female hound)

Fais-moi une pipe = give me a blowjob

Bien, OK, je te fais une pipe, mais viens pas dans ma bouche = Well, OK, I'll give you a blowjob, but don't cum in my mouth

Glossary

la graine = cock
la queue = dick
la plotte = cunt
la chatte = pussy
les seins = breasts
les tétons = tits
les gosses = balls
la poche - ball sack
le cul = ass
les fesses = cheeks = bum
jouir or venir = to cum
femme fontaine = squirter (literally, fountain woman)

These are all common terms in Quebec. In most French-speaking countries, some of these terms would be quite different. For example, "Give me a blowjob" in France would be "Fais-moi un pompier" or "Fais-moi une sucette". literally. "Do me a fireman (pumper), or "Do me a lollipop".
le graine is definitely french canadian only. european french has a bunch of terms, but i like 'Chauve à col roulé' the best - translates approximately as 'the bald one in a turtleneck' LOL :pound:

then there's the french word for escort, 'putaine'. most of the romance languages use a similar word: italian 'putana', spanish 'puta', portuguese 'puta' as well but interestingly also 'prostituta', philipino (via spanish colonization) 'putang' which has been bastardized to the english 'poontang' which is the origin of the PERB term 'pooner'
 
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Avery

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le graine is definitely french canadian only. european french has a bunch of terms, but i like 'Chauve à col roulé' the best - translates approximately as 'the bald one in a turtleneck' LOL :pound:
Yep, that's a funny one! The standard vulgar term for cock in France is "la bite".

then there's the french word for escort, 'putaine'. most of the romance languages use a similar word: italian 'putana', spanish 'puta', portuguese 'puta' as well but interestingly also 'prostituta', philipino (via spanish colonization) 'putang' which has been bastardized to the english 'poontang' which is the origin of the PERB term 'pooner'
Actually, it's "putain", not "putaine" in French, although "pute" is very common in Quebec.
 

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Tutorial #4: A few choice arrows in a Chinese-loving pooner's quiver

As you'd expect from one of the world's preeminent cultures, Chinese sex vocabulary is very extensive—despite ordinary Chinese people's reluctance to talk about sex!

You get a sense of the rich treasury of Mandarin sex terms by looking, for example, at HK-based escort websites like www.sex141.com and comparing their Chinese and English versions. The Chinese just love poetic metaphors for erotic activities, e.g. hòu huā​yuán ("rear flower garden") for anal sex.

Certainly, I don't expect fellow sinophiles to instantly memorize all this Pooner Mandarin. But I look at my growing list now and then, pumping this stuff into my subconscious. It's surprising how much comes out when I need it. Of course, the girls' ready enthusiasm helps.

Most of the following is best used once you've established playful rapport with a Chinese SP—otherwise you might scare her off. Use judgment how much talking to intersperse with the action.

1. sex = xìng / sexual love = xìng'ài / sexy = xinggān / sex life = xìngshēnghuó
2. sex partner = xìngbànglü
3. How many sex partners have you had, approximately? = Nǐ yǒu duōshǎo ge xìngbànglü, zuǒyòu? (Not always a good question)
4. sex lust = xìngyü (horniness) / I'm horny = wǒ hěn sèsèmímí
5. sex organs = xìngqìguān

6. Seduce me! = gōuyǐn wǒ ba!
7. I definitely don't want to rape you =wǒ yídìng bù xiǎng qiángjiān nǐ
8. Sex maniac = séguǐ I admit I'm a sex maniac = chéngrèn wǒ shi séguǐ
9. foreplay = qiánzòu / qiánxì / xìnɡjiāo qián de àifǔ (In China foreplay isn't always popular, so she might not know these words)
10. I love foreplay, how about you? = wǒ hěn xǐhuān qiánzòu, ni ne?

11. caress = ài​fǔ, fǔmō
12. rub = mócā
13. lick = xītiǎn
14. suck = xishǔn
15. lick & suck = tiǎn​shǔn / shǔnwěn ("suck & kiss")

16. How about a bit of ball licking & sucking? = wǒ hěn xiǎng nǐ tiǎnshǔn wǒde dàn
17. Lick the entire body = màn​yóu (go on pleasure trip) / around the world = màn​yóu shì​jiè (fellatio & anilingus)
18. kiss = wěn / qīnzuǐ / qīnwěn / shīwěn (French kiss) / oral sex (both BJ & DATY) = kǒujiāo / chuīxiāo
19. digits = chōuchā / Can I finger you? = keyi chōuchā ma?
20. I enjoy hearing you moan = wǒ xiǎngshòu tīng nǐde shēnyín
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Pussy, cock, fucking, tits & ass (5 big topics)

1. The 2 most useful words for "pussy": xiǎo mèi​mei ("little sister," a cute term) / ("cunt," a riskier term)

Other synonyms for "pussy": yīndào (vagina) / yìnhù (muff)/ xiǎobī ("little pussy," cute) / jībái ("pussy")
tāohuāyuán ("peach blossom garden") / dòngkǒu ("cave hole") / ròudòng ("meat dungeon")
mìxué ("honey hole") yùmen ("jade door") béihǔ (shaved pussy, lit. "white tiger")

Related terms: bīkǒu ("pussy hole") / bīyǎn ("pussy eye")
yīnmáo ("pubic hair") / bīmáo (pussy hair)
yīnchün (labia) / ròubàn (meat pedals)

Words for "clit": yīndì (clitoris) / yīnhé (clit) / dòudòu (clit) / ròufēng (meat hump) / huāxīn (flower heart)

Fuck my cunt = cào wǒde bī (A sign you've got it made if she's willing to say that.)

Pussy juice = yínshuǐ / bīshuǐ / yīnjīng / mìzhī (honey juice)/ niányè (also used for "lube")
Wow, you're dripping wet! = Wāh, nǐ shīlīnlín ba! (shītòu = wet, but Mandarin words often get contracted to 1 syllable)
slippery & wet = jiānhuá


2. The 2 most useful words for "cock": xiǎo dìdì ("little brother") / jībā (the most common term for "cock")

Other synonyms for "cock": yīnjīng (penis) / jījī ("thingy") / diǎo ("dick"—also means "to fuck")
lǎo ér ("second in the family", little brother) / ròubàng (meat stick)

Related terms: qiàoyìng ("hard-on") / guītóu ("glans") / gāowán (testicle)
dàn (eggs) / yīnnáng (balls) / bāopí (foreskin)

Suck my cock, okay? = chuī jība, haǒ ba?
Suck a little gentler, my cock is sensitive = wēnróu yīdiǎn, jībā mǐngǎn


3. The 2 most useful words for "fucking": zuò'ài ("make love," a cute term) / cào ("fuck," the standard vulgar term)

Other synonyms for "fucking": xìngjiāo ("have sex") / jiàopèi ("copulate") / jiàogòu (have intercourse)
diǎo (to dick) / gàn ("to do") / (to enter) / chā (to bang)
chǎofàn ("stir-fried rice") / dǎpào ("set off fireworks", can also mean "cum")


4. The 2 most useful words for "tits": dà bō (tits) / mīmī (lit. a cat's "meow meow") /

Other synonyms for "tits": rǔfáng (breasts) / nǎizi ("tits")/ xiōngrǔ (breasts)/ bōbō ("boobs")
dà dòufu (big boobs, lit. "big tofu") / bàorǔ (big tits, lit. "explosive breats")
nǎinǎi ("boobies") / mántóu ("steamed buns") / fēijīchǎng (flatties, lit. "airport")

nipple = rǔtóu / nǎitóu / How about a little nipple-pinching? Nié nǎitóu hǎo bù hǎo?
bra = xiōngzhào / rǔzhào / nǎizhào / Off with the bra! = bǎ nǎizhào tuōxia ba!
tittie fuck = rǔjiāo


5. The 2 most useful words for "ass": pìgu / gāngmén ("anus"—that's why "assfucking" is gāngjiao)

Other synonyms for "ass": pìyǎn ("butt eye") / hòuhù ("back door")
júhuā (lit. "chrysantemum") / júhuāmén (chrysantemum door)
hóu tíng ("backyard") / hòu huā​yuán ("rear flower garden")

Related terms: pìbān (buttock) / gǔgōu (butt crack)

anal sex: gāngjiao / bàojúhuā ("explode the chrysanthemum") / gàn pìgu

I'm interested in your ass = wǒ duì nǐde pìgu yǒu xìngqù
Can i nail your ass? = kě bù kěyǐ chuāntòu nǐde pìgu? (chuāntòu = "pierce")
Come in my ass = shè zài pìgu lǐ
Easy does it it = mànmàn lái / xiǎo​xīn


Translation by request (I've varied the wording a bit, to adjust to my pooning style:

1. Yes, this is a whip = duì, zhège shì biānzi
2. You look a little scared. Are you scared? = nǐ kànqǐlái yīdiǎn pà. Pà bu pà?
3. The pain of the whip will take your mind off the pain of Greek = biānzi de téngtòng ràng nǐ wàngjì gāngjiāo de téngtòng
4. What do you say—you give me your ass, and I give you a tip = ni gěi wǒ pìgu, wǒ gěi nǐ xiǎofèi, haǒ bù hào?
5. Sorry, I should have asked permission first before doing this = zēn duibuqi, zuò zhège yǐqían wǒ yingai wèn quán​xiàn
6. You'll never know if you like it unless you try = rúguǒ nǐ bù shìshì, bù huì zhī​dào nǐ xì bù xìhuàn

And here's another I've found useful:
7. Never met a woman who didn't enjoy being whipped = wǒ méiyǒu jiànguò bù xìhuān biāndǎ de nürén

But for all you kinksters out there, I've lots more Mandarin S&M phrases in the works.
 
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Avery

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tantalize me, that post is a classic! It should be a sticky! :)

Too bad I didn't have access to all those terms a few years back when I did some pooning in Beijing. The only term I knew was "xiao didi". I asked several of the Chinese SPs to teach me more terms, but they were embarrassed, and shied away. Ome did tell me "yindao" (vagina), but I wanted to know the real words, not the medical terms. She just giggled and wouldm't tell me.
 

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Never bad to learn any words of a foreign language, but I don't see many people here bothering to learn even one phrase. Has anyone ever gone for a session with an Asian provider and not managed to get what they wanted through pigeon English and hand signals? The SP's know the English words for what they are providing.

Anyway - cash is the universal language.
Actually, I've had that very problem at a micro on Scott Road in Surrey very recently. The ad I had answered had listed rimming as one of their SP's services, yet as I waited for the delightful sensation of a woman's tongue liking my butt hole, it began to appear that rimming might not be on the menu. So I specifically asked the SP to give me a rim job, and she looked at me with a confused expression, as though I had just spoken to her in Klingon. If I knew how to ask for a rim job in Manderin or Cantonese, I might have actually gotten the service I had paid for. Instead I had to settle for a very basic and rather unsatisfactory session.
 

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As you'd expect from one of the world's preeminent cultures, Chinese sex vocabulary is very extensive—despite ordinary Chinese people's reluctance to talk about sex!

You get a sense of the rich treasury of Mandarin sex terms by looking, for example, at HK-based escort websites like www.sex141.com and comparing their Chinese and English versions. The Chinese just love poetic metaphors for erotic activities, e.g. hòu huā​yuán ("rear flower garden") for anal sex.

Certainly, I don't expect fellow sinophiles to instantly memorize all this Pooner Mandarin. But I look at my growing list now and then, pumping this stuff into my subconscious. It's surprising how much comes out when I need it. Of course, the girls' ready enthusiasm helps.

Most of the following is best used once you've established playful rapport with a Chinese SP—otherwise you might scare her off. Use judgment how much talking to intersperse with the action.

1. sex = xìng / sexual love = xìng'ài / sexy = xinggān / sex life = xìngshēnghuó
2. sex partner = xìngbànglü
3. How many sex partners have you had, approximately? = Nǐ yǒu duōshǎo ge xìngbànglü, zuǒyòu? (Not always a good question)
4. sex lust = xìngyü (horniness) / I'm horny = wǒ hěn sèsèmímí
5. sex organs = xìngqìguān

6. Seduce me! = gōuyǐn wǒ ba!
7. I definitely don't want to rape you =wǒ yídìng bù xiǎng qiángjiān nǐ
8. Sex maniac = séguǐ I admit I'm a sex maniac = chéngrèn wǒ shi séguǐ
9. foreplay = qiánzòu / qiánxì / xìnɡjiāo qián de àifǔ (In China foreplay isn't always popular, so she might not know these words)
10. I love foreplay, how about you? = wǒ hěn xǐhuān qiánzòu, ni ne?

11. caress = ài​fǔ, fǔmō
12. rub = mócā
13. lick = xītiǎn
14. suck = xishǔn
15. lick & suck = tiǎn​shǔn / shǔnwěn ("suck & kiss")

16. How about a bit of ball licking & sucking? = wǒ hěn xiǎng nǐ tiǎnshǔn wǒde dàn
17. Lick the entire body = màn​yóu (go on pleasure trip) / around the world = màn​yóu shì​jiè (fellatio & anilingus)
18. kiss = wěn / qīnzuǐ / qīnwěn / shīwěn (French kiss) / oral sex (both BJ & DATY) = kǒujiāo / chuīxiāo
19. digits = chōuchā / Can I finger you? = keyi chōuchā ma?
20. I enjoy hearing you moan = wǒ xiǎngshòu tīng nǐde shēnyín
---

Pussy, cock, fucking, tits & ass (5 big topics)

1. The 2 most useful words for "pussy": xiǎo mèi​mei ("little sister," a cute term) / ("cunt," a riskier term)

Other synonyms for "pussy": yīndào (vagina) / yìnhù (muff)/ xiǎobī ("little pussy," cute) / jībái ("pussy")
tāohuāyuán ("peach blossom garden") / dòngkǒu ("cave hole") / ròudòng ("meat dungeon")
mìxué ("honey hole") yùmen ("jade door") béihǔ (shaved pussy, lit. "white tiger")

Related terms: bīkǒu ("pussy hole") / bīyǎn ("pussy eye")
yīnmáo ("pubic hair") / bīmáo (pussy hair)
yīnchün (labia) / ròubàn (meat pedals)

Words for "clit": yīndì (clitoris) / yīnhé (clit) / dòudòu (clit) / ròufēng (meat hump) / huāxīn (flower heart)

Fuck my cunt = cào wǒde bī (A sign you've got it made if she's willing to say that.)

Pussy juice = yínshuǐ / bīshuǐ / yīnjīng / mìzhī (honey juice)/ niányè (also used for "lube")
Wow, you're dripping wet! = Wāh, nǐ shīlīnlín ba! (shītòu = wet, but Mandarin words often get contracted to 1 syllable)
slippery & wet = jiānhuá


2. The 2 most useful words for "cock": xiǎo dìdì ("little brother") / jībā (the most common term for "cock")

Other synonyms for "cock": yīnjīng (penis) / jījī ("thingy") / diǎo ("dick"—also means "to fuck")
lǎo ér ("second in the family", little brother) / ròubàng (meat stick)

Related terms: qiàoyìng ("hard-on") / guītóu ("glans") / gāowán (testicle)
dàn (eggs) / yīnnáng (balls) / bāopí (foreskin)

Suck my cock, okay? = chuī jība, haǒ ba?
Suck a little gentler, my cock is sensitive = wēnróu yīdiǎn, jībā mǐngǎn


3. The 2 most useful words for "fucking": zuò'ài ("make love," a cute term) / cào ("fuck," the standard vulgar term)

Other synonyms for "fucking": xìngjiāo ("have sex") / jiàopèi ("copulate") / jiàogòu (have intercourse)
diǎo (to dick) / gàn ("to do") / (to enter) / chā (to bang)
chǎofàn ("stir-fried rice") / dǎpào ("set off fireworks", can also mean "cum")


4. The 2 most useful words for "tits": dà bō (tits) / mīmī (lit. a cat's "meow meow") /

Other synonyms for "tits": rǔfáng (breasts) / nǎizi ("tits")/ xiōngrǔ (breasts)/ bōbō ("boobs")
dà dòufu (big boobs, lit. "big tofu") / bàorǔ (big tits, lit. "explosive breats")
nǎinǎi ("boobies") / mántóu ("steamed buns") / fēijīchǎng (flatties, lit. "airport")

nipple = rǔtóu / nǎitóu / How about a little nipple-pinching? Nié nǎitóu hǎo bù hǎo?
bra = xiōngzhào / rǔzhào / nǎizhào / Off with the bra! = bǎ nǎizhào tuōxia ba!
tittie fuck = rǔjiāo


5. The 2 most useful words for "ass": pìgu / gāngmén ("anus"—that's why "assfucking" is gāngjiao)

Other synonyms for "ass": pìyǎn ("butt eye") / hòuhù ("back door")
júhuā (lit. "chrysantemum") / júhuāmén (chrysantemum door)
hóu tíng ("backyard") / hòu huā​yuán ("rear flower garden")

Related terms: pìbān (buttock) / gǔgōu (butt crack)

anal sex: gāngjiao / bàojúhuā ("explode the chrysanthemum") / gàn pìgu

I'm interested in your ass = wǒ duì nǐde pìgu yǒu xìngqù
Can i nail your ass? = kě bù kěyǐ chuāntòu nǐde pìgu? (chuāntòu = "pierce")
Come in my ass = shè zài pìgu lǐ
Easy does it it = mànmàn lái / xiǎo​xīn


Translation by request (I've varied the wording a bit, to adjust to my pooning style:

1. Yes, this is a whip = duì, zhège shì biānzi
2. You look a little scared. Are you scared? = nǐ kànqǐlái yīdiǎn pà. Pà bu pà?
3. The pain of the whip will take your mind off the pain of Greek = biānzi de téngtòng ràng nǐ wàngjì gāngjiāo de téngtòng
4. What do you say—you give me your ass, and I give you a tip = ni gěi wǒ pìgu, wǒ gěi nǐ xiǎofèi, haǒ bù hào?
5. Sorry, I should have asked permission first before doing this = zēn duibuqi, zuò zhège yǐqían wǒ yingai wèn quán​xiàn
6. You'll never know if you like it unless you try = rúguǒ nǐ bù shìshì, bù huì zhī​dào nǐ xì bù xìhuàn

And here's another I've found useful:
7. Never met a woman who didn't enjoy being whipped = wǒ méiyǒu jiànguò bù xìhuān biāndǎ de nürén

But for all you kinksters out there, I've lots more Mandarin S&M phrases in the works.
Now THIS is a post I need to read again and again...I quite enjoy seeing Chinese men, and I already know just a little bit of Mandarin.
 

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Secret to learning Mandarin / Cantonese is that its like playing Lego. Words build on one another, you can butcher the words and we can understand you as its in the context of the sentence.
 

hornygandalf

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Given around the time this phrase was used in common place vocabulary, I wouldn't use this term. Ever. lol.
Um... as a gweilo who lived in Hong Kong for over a decade, I never saw a problem with using this term. It is a standard, everyday term there. So, I don't see why it would be a problem to use it here. I don't believe there was any offence meant or taken at any time I used it, or it was used in reference to me.
 

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from the first time i heard gweilo til about 20 years later when i learned the translation, i thought it meant round eyes, lol :D
 
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