BASIC POONER MANDARIN: The magic key to a Chinese SP’s heart
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You would sound like an Anglo. "Foutre" is not used in a purely sexual sense, although it is equivalent to "fuck" in many expressions, e.g. "Va te faire foutre" = "Go fuck yourself", "Get stuffed", etc.
If you want to ask a lady "Do you want to fuck?", you could say, "Veux-tu baiser?" or "Veux-tu fourrer?" She might be offended and kick you in les gosses, but as you writhe on the floor, at least you'd have the satisfaction of having been gramatically correct, albeit only in vulgar slang.
le graine is definitely french canadian only. european french has a bunch of terms, but i like 'Chauve à col roulé' the best - translates approximately as 'the bald one in a turtleneck' LOL
ound:then there's the french word for escort, 'putaine'. most of the romance languages use a similar word: italian 'putana', spanish 'puta', portuguese 'puta' as well but interestingly also 'prostituta', philipino (via spanish colonization) 'putang' which has been bastardized to the english 'poontang' which is the origin of the PERB term 'pooner'
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Yep, that's a funny one! The standard vulgar term for cock in France is "la bite".le graine is definitely french canadian only. european french has a bunch of terms, but i like 'Chauve à col roulé' the best - translates approximately as 'the bald one in a turtleneck' LOL
Actually, it's "putain", not "putaine" in French, although "pute" is very common in Quebec.
Tutorial #4: A few choice arrows in a Chinese-loving pooner's quiver
As you'd expect from one of the world's preeminent cultures, Chinese sex vocabulary is very extensive—despite ordinary Chinese people's reluctance to talk about sex!
You get a sense of the rich treasury of Mandarin sex terms by looking, for example, at HK-based escort websites like www.sex141.com and comparing their Chinese and English versions. The Chinese just love poetic metaphors for erotic activities, e.g. hòu huāyuán ("rear flower garden") for anal sex.
Certainly, I don't expect fellow sinophiles to instantly memorize all this Pooner Mandarin. But I look at my growing list now and then, pumping this stuff into my subconscious. It's surprising how much comes out when I need it. Of course, the girls' ready enthusiasm helps.
Most of the following is best used once you've established playful rapport with a Chinese SP—otherwise you might scare her off. Use judgment how much talking to intersperse with the action.
1. sex = xìng / sexual love = xìng'ài / sexy = xinggān / sex life = xìngshēnghuó
2. sex partner = xìngbànglü
3. How many sex partners have you had, approximately? = Nǐ yǒu duōshǎo ge xìngbànglü, zuǒyòu? (Not always a good question)
4. sex lust = xìngyü (horniness) / I'm horny = wǒ hěn sèsèmímí
5. sex organs = xìngqìguān
6. Seduce me! = gōuyǐn wǒ ba!
7. I definitely don't want to rape you =wǒ yídìng bù xiǎng qiángjiān nǐ
8. Sex maniac = séguǐ I admit I'm a sex maniac = chéngrèn wǒ shi séguǐ
9. foreplay = qiánzòu / qiánxì / xìnɡjiāo qián de àifǔ (In China foreplay isn't always popular, so she might not know these words)
10. I love foreplay, how about you? = wǒ hěn xǐhuān qiánzòu, ni ne?
11. caress = àifǔ, fǔmō
12. rub = mócā
13. lick = xītiǎn
14. suck = xishǔn
15. lick & suck = tiǎnshǔn / shǔnwěn ("suck & kiss")
16. How about a bit of ball licking & sucking? = wǒ hěn xiǎng nǐ tiǎnshǔn wǒde dàn
17. Lick the entire body = mànyóu (go on pleasure trip) / around the world = mànyóu shìjiè (fellatio & anilingus)
18. kiss = wěn / qīnzuǐ / qīnwěn / shīwěn (French kiss) / oral sex (both BJ & DATY) = kǒujiāo / chuīxiāo
19. digits = chōuchā / Can I finger you? = keyi chōuchā ma?
20. I enjoy hearing you moan = wǒ xiǎngshòu tīng nǐde shēnyín
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Pussy, cock, fucking, tits & ass (5 big topics)
1. The 2 most useful words for "pussy": xiǎo mèimei ("little sister," a cute term) / bī ("cunt," a riskier term)
Other synonyms for "pussy": yīndào (vagina) / yìnhù (muff)/ xiǎobī ("little pussy," cute) / jībái ("pussy")
tāohuāyuán ("peach blossom garden") / dòngkǒu ("cave hole") / ròudòng ("meat dungeon")
mìxué ("honey hole") yùmen ("jade door") béihǔ (shaved pussy, lit. "white tiger")
Related terms: bīkǒu ("pussy hole") / bīyǎn ("pussy eye")
yīnmáo ("pubic hair") / bīmáo (pussy hair)
yīnchün (labia) / ròubàn (meat pedals)
Words for "clit": yīndì (clitoris) / yīnhé (clit) / dòudòu (clit) / ròufēng (meat hump) / huāxīn (flower heart)
Fuck my cunt = cào wǒde bī (A sign you've got it made if she's willing to say that.)
Pussy juice = yínshuǐ / bīshuǐ / yīnjīng / mìzhī (honey juice)/ niányè (also used for "lube")
Wow, you're dripping wet! = Wāh, nǐ shīlīnlín ba! (shītòu = wet, but Mandarin words often get contracted to 1 syllable)
slippery & wet = jiānhuá
2. The 2 most useful words for "cock": xiǎo dìdì ("little brother") / jībā (the most common term for "cock")
Other synonyms for "cock": yīnjīng (penis) / jījī ("thingy") / diǎo ("dick"—also means "to fuck")
lǎo ér ("second in the family", little brother) / ròubàng (meat stick)
Related terms: qiàoyìng ("hard-on") / guītóu ("glans") / gāowán (testicle)
dàn (eggs) / yīnnáng (balls) / bāopí (foreskin)
Suck my cock, okay? = chuī jība, haǒ ba?
Suck a little gentler, my cock is sensitive = wēnróu yīdiǎn, jībā mǐngǎn
3. The 2 most useful words for "fucking": zuò'ài ("make love," a cute term) / cào ("fuck," the standard vulgar term)
Other synonyms for "fucking": xìngjiāo ("have sex") / jiàopèi ("copulate") / jiàogòu (have intercourse)
diǎo (to dick) / gàn ("to do") / rì (to enter) / chā (to bang)
chǎofàn ("stir-fried rice") / dǎpào ("set off fireworks", can also mean "cum")
4. The 2 most useful words for "tits": dà bō (tits) / mīmī (lit. a cat's "meow meow") /
Other synonyms for "tits": rǔfáng (breasts) / nǎizi ("tits")/ xiōngrǔ (breasts)/ bōbō ("boobs")
dà dòufu (big boobs, lit. "big tofu") / bàorǔ (big tits, lit. "explosive breats")
nǎinǎi ("boobies") / mántóu ("steamed buns") / fēijīchǎng (flatties, lit. "airport")
nipple = rǔtóu / nǎitóu / How about a little nipple-pinching? Nié nǎitóu hǎo bù hǎo?
bra = xiōngzhào / rǔzhào / nǎizhào / Off with the bra! = bǎ nǎizhào tuōxia ba!
tittie fuck = rǔjiāo
5. The 2 most useful words for "ass": pìgu / gāngmén ("anus"—that's why "assfucking" is gāngjiao)
Other synonyms for "ass": pìyǎn ("butt eye") / hòuhù ("back door")
júhuā (lit. "chrysantemum") / júhuāmén (chrysantemum door)
hóu tíng ("backyard") / hòu huāyuán ("rear flower garden")
Related terms: pìbān (buttock) / gǔgōu (butt crack)
anal sex: gāngjiao / bàojúhuā ("explode the chrysanthemum") / gàn pìgu
I'm interested in your ass = wǒ duì nǐde pìgu yǒu xìngqù
Can i nail your ass? = kě bù kěyǐ chuāntòu nǐde pìgu? (chuāntòu = "pierce")
Come in my ass = shè zài pìgu lǐ
Easy does it it = mànmàn lái / xiǎoxīn
Translation by request (I've varied the wording a bit, to adjust to my pooning style:
1. Yes, this is a whip = duì, zhège shì biānzi
2. You look a little scared. Are you scared? = nǐ kànqǐlái yīdiǎn pà. Pà bu pà?
3. The pain of the whip will take your mind off the pain of Greek = biānzi de téngtòng ràng nǐ wàngjì gāngjiāo de téngtòng
4. What do you say—you give me your ass, and I give you a tip = ni gěi wǒ pìgu, wǒ gěi nǐ xiǎofèi, haǒ bù hào?
5. Sorry, I should have asked permission first before doing this = zēn duibuqi, zuò zhège yǐqían wǒ yingai wèn quánxiàn
6. You'll never know if you like it unless you try = rúguǒ nǐ bù shìshì, bù huì zhīdào nǐ xì bù xìhuàn
And here's another I've found useful:
7. Never met a woman who didn't enjoy being whipped = wǒ méiyǒu jiànguò bù xìhuān biāndǎ de nürén
But for all you kinksters out there, I've lots more Mandarin S&M phrases in the works.
As you'd expect from one of the world's preeminent cultures, Chinese sex vocabulary is very extensive—despite ordinary Chinese people's reluctance to talk about sex!
You get a sense of the rich treasury of Mandarin sex terms by looking, for example, at HK-based escort websites like www.sex141.com and comparing their Chinese and English versions. The Chinese just love poetic metaphors for erotic activities, e.g. hòu huāyuán ("rear flower garden") for anal sex.
Certainly, I don't expect fellow sinophiles to instantly memorize all this Pooner Mandarin. But I look at my growing list now and then, pumping this stuff into my subconscious. It's surprising how much comes out when I need it. Of course, the girls' ready enthusiasm helps.
Most of the following is best used once you've established playful rapport with a Chinese SP—otherwise you might scare her off. Use judgment how much talking to intersperse with the action.
1. sex = xìng / sexual love = xìng'ài / sexy = xinggān / sex life = xìngshēnghuó
2. sex partner = xìngbànglü
3. How many sex partners have you had, approximately? = Nǐ yǒu duōshǎo ge xìngbànglü, zuǒyòu? (Not always a good question)
4. sex lust = xìngyü (horniness) / I'm horny = wǒ hěn sèsèmímí
5. sex organs = xìngqìguān
6. Seduce me! = gōuyǐn wǒ ba!
7. I definitely don't want to rape you =wǒ yídìng bù xiǎng qiángjiān nǐ
8. Sex maniac = séguǐ I admit I'm a sex maniac = chéngrèn wǒ shi séguǐ
9. foreplay = qiánzòu / qiánxì / xìnɡjiāo qián de àifǔ (In China foreplay isn't always popular, so she might not know these words)
10. I love foreplay, how about you? = wǒ hěn xǐhuān qiánzòu, ni ne?
11. caress = àifǔ, fǔmō
12. rub = mócā
13. lick = xītiǎn
14. suck = xishǔn
15. lick & suck = tiǎnshǔn / shǔnwěn ("suck & kiss")
16. How about a bit of ball licking & sucking? = wǒ hěn xiǎng nǐ tiǎnshǔn wǒde dàn
17. Lick the entire body = mànyóu (go on pleasure trip) / around the world = mànyóu shìjiè (fellatio & anilingus)
18. kiss = wěn / qīnzuǐ / qīnwěn / shīwěn (French kiss) / oral sex (both BJ & DATY) = kǒujiāo / chuīxiāo
19. digits = chōuchā / Can I finger you? = keyi chōuchā ma?
20. I enjoy hearing you moan = wǒ xiǎngshòu tīng nǐde shēnyín
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Pussy, cock, fucking, tits & ass (5 big topics)
1. The 2 most useful words for "pussy": xiǎo mèimei ("little sister," a cute term) / bī ("cunt," a riskier term)
Other synonyms for "pussy": yīndào (vagina) / yìnhù (muff)/ xiǎobī ("little pussy," cute) / jībái ("pussy")
tāohuāyuán ("peach blossom garden") / dòngkǒu ("cave hole") / ròudòng ("meat dungeon")
mìxué ("honey hole") yùmen ("jade door") béihǔ (shaved pussy, lit. "white tiger")
Related terms: bīkǒu ("pussy hole") / bīyǎn ("pussy eye")
yīnmáo ("pubic hair") / bīmáo (pussy hair)
yīnchün (labia) / ròubàn (meat pedals)
Words for "clit": yīndì (clitoris) / yīnhé (clit) / dòudòu (clit) / ròufēng (meat hump) / huāxīn (flower heart)
Fuck my cunt = cào wǒde bī (A sign you've got it made if she's willing to say that.)
Pussy juice = yínshuǐ / bīshuǐ / yīnjīng / mìzhī (honey juice)/ niányè (also used for "lube")
Wow, you're dripping wet! = Wāh, nǐ shīlīnlín ba! (shītòu = wet, but Mandarin words often get contracted to 1 syllable)
slippery & wet = jiānhuá
2. The 2 most useful words for "cock": xiǎo dìdì ("little brother") / jībā (the most common term for "cock")
Other synonyms for "cock": yīnjīng (penis) / jījī ("thingy") / diǎo ("dick"—also means "to fuck")
lǎo ér ("second in the family", little brother) / ròubàng (meat stick)
Related terms: qiàoyìng ("hard-on") / guītóu ("glans") / gāowán (testicle)
dàn (eggs) / yīnnáng (balls) / bāopí (foreskin)
Suck my cock, okay? = chuī jība, haǒ ba?
Suck a little gentler, my cock is sensitive = wēnróu yīdiǎn, jībā mǐngǎn
3. The 2 most useful words for "fucking": zuò'ài ("make love," a cute term) / cào ("fuck," the standard vulgar term)
Other synonyms for "fucking": xìngjiāo ("have sex") / jiàopèi ("copulate") / jiàogòu (have intercourse)
diǎo (to dick) / gàn ("to do") / rì (to enter) / chā (to bang)
chǎofàn ("stir-fried rice") / dǎpào ("set off fireworks", can also mean "cum")
4. The 2 most useful words for "tits": dà bō (tits) / mīmī (lit. a cat's "meow meow") /
Other synonyms for "tits": rǔfáng (breasts) / nǎizi ("tits")/ xiōngrǔ (breasts)/ bōbō ("boobs")
dà dòufu (big boobs, lit. "big tofu") / bàorǔ (big tits, lit. "explosive breats")
nǎinǎi ("boobies") / mántóu ("steamed buns") / fēijīchǎng (flatties, lit. "airport")
nipple = rǔtóu / nǎitóu / How about a little nipple-pinching? Nié nǎitóu hǎo bù hǎo?
bra = xiōngzhào / rǔzhào / nǎizhào / Off with the bra! = bǎ nǎizhào tuōxia ba!
tittie fuck = rǔjiāo
5. The 2 most useful words for "ass": pìgu / gāngmén ("anus"—that's why "assfucking" is gāngjiao)
Other synonyms for "ass": pìyǎn ("butt eye") / hòuhù ("back door")
júhuā (lit. "chrysantemum") / júhuāmén (chrysantemum door)
hóu tíng ("backyard") / hòu huāyuán ("rear flower garden")
Related terms: pìbān (buttock) / gǔgōu (butt crack)
anal sex: gāngjiao / bàojúhuā ("explode the chrysanthemum") / gàn pìgu
I'm interested in your ass = wǒ duì nǐde pìgu yǒu xìngqù
Can i nail your ass? = kě bù kěyǐ chuāntòu nǐde pìgu? (chuāntòu = "pierce")
Come in my ass = shè zài pìgu lǐ
Easy does it it = mànmàn lái / xiǎoxīn
Translation by request (I've varied the wording a bit, to adjust to my pooning style:
1. Yes, this is a whip = duì, zhège shì biānzi
2. You look a little scared. Are you scared? = nǐ kànqǐlái yīdiǎn pà. Pà bu pà?
3. The pain of the whip will take your mind off the pain of Greek = biānzi de téngtòng ràng nǐ wàngjì gāngjiāo de téngtòng
4. What do you say—you give me your ass, and I give you a tip = ni gěi wǒ pìgu, wǒ gěi nǐ xiǎofèi, haǒ bù hào?
5. Sorry, I should have asked permission first before doing this = zēn duibuqi, zuò zhège yǐqían wǒ yingai wèn quánxiàn
6. You'll never know if you like it unless you try = rúguǒ nǐ bù shìshì, bù huì zhīdào nǐ xì bù xìhuàn
And here's another I've found useful:
7. Never met a woman who didn't enjoy being whipped = wǒ méiyǒu jiànguò bù xìhuān biāndǎ de nürén
But for all you kinksters out there, I've lots more Mandarin S&M phrases in the works.
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tantalize me, that post is a classic! It should be a sticky!
Too bad I didn't have access to all those terms a few years back when I did some pooning in Beijing. The only term I knew was "xiao didi". I asked several of the Chinese SPs to teach me more terms, but they were embarrassed, and shied away. Ome did tell me "yindao" (vagina), but I wanted to know the real words, not the medical terms. She just giggled and wouldm't tell me.
Too bad I didn't have access to all those terms a few years back when I did some pooning in Beijing. The only term I knew was "xiao didi". I asked several of the Chinese SPs to teach me more terms, but they were embarrassed, and shied away. Ome did tell me "yindao" (vagina), but I wanted to know the real words, not the medical terms. She just giggled and wouldm't tell me.
Actually, I've had that very problem at a micro on Scott Road in Surrey very recently. The ad I had answered had listed rimming as one of their SP's services, yet as I waited for the delightful sensation of a woman's tongue liking my butt hole, it began to appear that rimming might not be on the menu. So I specifically asked the SP to give me a rim job, and she looked at me with a confused expression, as though I had just spoken to her in Klingon. If I knew how to ask for a rim job in Manderin or Cantonese, I might have actually gotten the service I had paid for. Instead I had to settle for a very basic and rather unsatisfactory session.
Now THIS is a post I need to read again and again...I quite enjoy seeing Chinese men, and I already know just a little bit of Mandarin.
Yes I know...and I can say "I don't understand what you're talking about!" in PERFECT Mandarin!
Um... as a gweilo who lived in Hong Kong for over a decade, I never saw a problem with using this term. It is a standard, everyday term there. So, I don't see why it would be a problem to use it here. I don't believe there was any offence meant or taken at any time I used it, or it was used in reference to me.
Hi! I just typed in "multi-language translator" and was re-directed here. You people are sick :nod:
from the first time i heard gweilo til about 20 years later when i learned the translation, i thought it meant round eyes, lol
And yet you have been a member since 2009 and have 58 posts... ???
Sounds like something keeps bringing you back.
