Bagpiping

[BigCazzo]

I found a local SP to provide bagpiping and it was spectacular. She howled like a McPherson !!

 

[chiefwiggum]

All I can say is....

Good for you.

 

[FullyErect]

No WIGGUM... that sound be "Well done laddy".....

 

[rubintugger]

Does this mean you get turned on by "Secret" commercials?

Strong enough for a man.... but made for a woman? My my gut hurts...

But to be fair my ONLY bagpiping experience MIGHT have been at a college frat party when my double vision caused me to miss her mouth... well at least I "think" it was....

Speaking about missing her mouth, I had a GF that seemed to like Aural Sex... every time I got it near her mouth, she turned her head....

Rubin

 

[rubintugger]

I have done many things, but this is a new one - thanks for broadening my horizons at least!

Broadening my horizons? I prefer horizontalizing my broads...

Rubin

 

[WannaPlay]

Stubble?

Ewwww that would feel like that crap gel deoderant!!, at least it wouldnt be cold in the morning when you put it on! haha. So let me ask, does that make stubble a good or bad thing????

 

[IceG]

The shit that happens when you are scarce of sheep.

 

[Mchatte]

This thread is much too funny. With two arms, kinda gives a new meaning to a threesome! To me, fucking a chick under the arms would be the pits!

I guess with two guys, she could start the chicken dance to speed things up so she could get rid of them in a hurry but they may have trouble keeping their "peckers" in the right place if she's moving too much!

Chicken Dance


M

 

[BigCazzo]

To make her armpit nice and wet I licked it like a pussy before bagpiping her. She told me it was a turn on. I know it was for me. She washed and shaved it first.

 

[tom25]

I just want to repeat that this has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING SCOTTISH!!!!!!

Tom

 

[BigCazzo]

Berrygood, stick to your dayjob, lmao !! You'd starve on the comedy circuit. The way it is is that it has to be a woman's soft pit and it must be clean and soft. That's it, that's all.


I once got off by rubbing my penis against a girl's bunion back when I had a foot/bunion fetish but for the most part that's gone now. I only like straight feet now.

 

[TOFTT]

Berrygood, stick to your dayjob, lmao !!

Seeing the way Beerygood spells, I'm guessing English teacher is not her day job.

 

[hardup]

Seeing the way Beerygood spells, I'm guessing English teacher is not his day job.

Your right it's not HER day job.....but I'll bet she never gets graded on her spelling.....unless of course it was an oral exam

 

[BigCazzo]

you have some interesting sexual preferences to say the least

I thought this was a board where it was okay to share fetishes, sexual practises and the rest without being ridiculized.

 

[tom25]

everyone gets "ridiculized" on this board ... don't worry about it.

 

[BigCazzo]

Have fun berry-good "exercising" at whatever you do - noticed all your other posts have been about HIV. Knock yourself out !