Just a quick question.....

[WannaPlay]

Hey,
I find that i get alot of clients on the weekends that come in high. And u and i both know that for most people that means shrinky dinky. And nothing works to harden it. Or you get to it, and then at the last minute it goeslimp again. From both the SP's point of view and all u dudes out there too, what is the best way to deal with a client who demands his cash back because you couldnt get him off!! keepin mind that i wouldve tryed everything short of a BBBJ to get it up and active.

 

[mustangjoe]

Shrinky dinky?

I only get shrinky dinky when I'm drunk out of my mind.

When I'm stoned the thing is always at attention. Nothing beats getting ripped with a hooker.

Try and stick a vibrator on his balls.. see if that gets the blood goin' a little better. If that don't work tell em to stop cheaping out on budget pot from the teenager down the street. Tell em to go get the good stuff (God knows this province has enough)

 

[hitrack]

It's no secret that when your doing coke forget it, your boner is AWOL. Maybe give him the breath test. Alcohol might be O.K., but it's also kinda hard to keep a boner when ya gotta take a 5-alarm wiz.

Some guys are cool to just hang out cuz the need a place to do coke and get hi. If you know a dealer you can clean up. He stays for a couple hrs, gets wrecked, you make like 300-400 bones and all you had to do was buy him coke which you over charged him for in the 1st place.

So alcohol maybe, if he's all fukked up on coke tell him to come back someother day, you don't need the hassle.

And if he wants to do down, tell him to fukk off down the road cuz that shits just scares me man....it just fukkin scares me.

 

[Lady Companion]

A couple of suggetions...

It may seem obvious, but how about just not seeing anybody who has been drinking or partying? They can be loud and unpredictable to begin with, so why put yourself in that sort of situation.

I'm not sure how you advertise, but my clientele aren't paying for any particular service. They are paying for my time and companionship. So unless you are guaranteeing them a certain number of cups for X dollars, then you really don't owe them anything. Men should be smart and respectful enough to not be under the influence when in the company of a lady anyway.

However, point two goes back to my initial bit. So if you are willing to see them, then you have to expect a certain amount of disrespect and unpredictability.

 

[Dakota Wood]

what is the best way to deal with a client who demands his cash back because you couldnt get him off!!

It sounds more like he couldn't keep it up more than you couldn't get him off. So I would say it's his problem and his fault because he chose to show up under the influence. I wouldn't give him his cash back. If he get's mad and says he will never come see you again, you probably won't be too upset about seeing one less gooned asshat.

 

[luckydog71]

If it were me, I would keep the biggest dildo I could find and a huge jar of Vaseline (do they still make Vaseline?) close by.

When the guy pulls that trick a great response would be:

“You have obviously had a lot to drink and I have come across this problem many times. I can guarantee you I will get you off, but you will have to put yourself in my hands completely. If you agree and I still don’t get you off I will give you a refund.”

Before he had a chance to answer pull out the monster D and strap it on. Then pull out the jar of Vaseline and say would you like to but some on your ass or do you want it dry.

There are only 2 possible outcomes.

- The guy pulls up his pants and bolts for the door
- Or you give him a very sore ass and his money back.

I doubt there are many who would go for option 2.

 

[WannaPlay]

Ha Ha Thanks

Those are great suggestions, thanks.

And to respond to a couple of suggestions, Its not always easy to tell if a guy has been doin coke that night or not. Drinking obviously, but I dont do drugs, and never have. So looking for the little clues is beyond me. Its the shrinky Dinky that gives it awy most of the time!!!

 

[Savage]

LOL @ shrinky dinky.