Bagpiping

[BigCazzo]

Does anybody know of any SPs who are into axillary sex (aka bagpiping ?)
Thanks.

 

[BigEye]

...and I thought it it was blowing/playing more than one flute at a time !!!
do you got more than one ???? ROTF

 

[chiefwiggum]

OMFG....

 

[FBI]

man this thread is riot.... oh shit. i am still lmao.

 

[FBI]

so when u cum... isn't that just gross????

The poor lady can close her arm and it could get stuck together like glue

what position do use to make this work... Isn't it kinda awkward?

I would love to see a video of this.... must be hillarious!

 

[BigCazzo]

Axillary sex can be done to the armpit doggy-style, mish, standing up, sitting down, in an endless variety of positions. Smooth armpits with KY work best. I was with an SP once and I paid her extra to make bagpiping sounds. Real turn on and she loved it.

 

[OrganDonor]

What the F**k...who thinks this shit up...wait...let's see...10th session with the same SP and have try something different...ummm...how about you go on your knees and flap your arms like your doing the chicken dance while I stand behind...no in front...but no farting noises.

This is too funny

 

[FBI]

What the F**k...who thinks this shit up...wait...let's see...10th session with the same SP and have try something different...ummm...how about you go on your knees and flap your arms like your doing the chicken dance while I stand behind...no in front...but no farting noises.

This is too funny

fuck... man that is hillarious. so lauren... What you say??? I think we have had more than 10 sessions lol

 

[BigCazzo]

I don't regard axillary sex as cheating since there is no genital on genital contact -- it feels good, and it plays into my scottish background.

 

[Avery]

I don't regard axillary sex as cheating since there is no genital on genital contact -- it feels good, and it plays into my scottish background.

That sounds like Bill Clinton's thinking re blowjobs!

BTW, if your background is Scottish, why the handle BigCazzo ("cazzo" is Italian for "cock")?

 

[hornydude]

Fubar

Dear sir,

Please do NOT be suggesting that this is a natural form of entertainment given that you are Scottish...if you do the rest of us of Scottish decent will have Sean Connery come to your house and sh*t kick you in a kilt.

Also, if you are serious that this does not constitute cheating per se, then you are dumber than a...than an...armpit fucker!...no offense

(If your wife finds out you do this she drop you for being a freak, not a cheater, so perhaps in a way you are correct)

 

[Edmonton Mod]

Dear sir,

Please do NOT be suggesting that this is a natural form of entertainment given that you are Scottish...if you do the rest of us of Scottish decent will have Sean Connery come to your house and sh*t kick you in a kilt.

Also, if you are serious that this does not constitute cheating per se, then you are dumber than a...than an...armpit fucker!...no offense

(If your wife finds out you do this she drop you for being a freak, not a cheater, so perhaps in a way you are correct)

Lets try not to be offensive here. Most of posts in this thread were 'lite' in nature. Lets try to leave it there.

 

[chiefwiggum]

Question to ponder.....

Does this mean you get turned on by "Secret" commercials?

Just wondering....

 

[BigEye]

ok Cazzo, now that you seem to 'endear' this act, now I perhaps see shere your coming from. Certain ladies, lets say - have a hard (aka boney) feel to them, or perhaps you feel like being 'done' that day. heritage issues aside...
have you tried a Russian?

 

[mexman]

Glad I checked out this thread

Lmao too, shit I've never even heard of this before. Makes sense, probably stuck it in worse places. Honey, can we do it...No.....how about a blow job....No.....how about a bagpiper,,, a what?,,,,, a bagpiper,,,,,,I'm not in the mood for entertainment either!!!

What will the kids think of next?

Mex

 

[BigCazzo]

No leads ? Maybe I might have better luck finding an SP willing to practise coitus interfermoris - having sex by rubbing a penis between a woman's thighs. Any BBWs you know of who might be interested ?

 

[FullyErect]

Does this mean you get turned on by "Secret" commercials?

Strong enough for a man.... but made for a woman? My my gut hurts...

But to be fair my ONLY bagpiping experience MIGHT have been at a college frat party when my double vision caused me to miss her mouth... well at least I "think" it was....

 

[tom25]

On the cheating aspect ... I had a sp say to me this isn't cheating ... you're paying for it!!! I like that rationale.

Embrace your infidelity, come to terms with it, own it, make it yours ... then you can get some decent FS and stop fucking armpits!!!

Tom

 

[chooch]

I must say that I will never be able to hear bagpipes again and not burst out laughing. So forgive me everyone if you're ever at a Remberence Day ceremony and you hear stifled laughter during Amazing Grace

That's awesome.... What a great thread. One question though BigCazzo, what is the longest amount of time you will let the SP go for without shaving the pit before it is no longer appealing for you? Or does a little stubble add to the.... enhancement of the experience?

-C.

 

[OrganDonor]

I don't regard axillary sex as cheating since there is no genital on genital contact -- it feels good, and it plays into my scottish background.

Now I had to watch Braveheart again in case there was any bagpiping in the background.


Sorry! couldn't resist