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If President Bill Clinton was still in office, everyday would be "Hump Day!" Today we present you with a slightly different lineup. At #1255 we have Cici & Jennifer. For #2020 we offer you Rebecca & Lisa. For beauty treatments, Mary is available for waxing, body scrub or facials.
 

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Thursday! ...... Its Friday Eve. Today we have Lisa & Yoyo at #1255. #2020 has Cici & Rebecca. We are open now and close at 800P today.
 

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To those that have today off, enjoy your Friday. Smart Spa is open today. We do not close on holidays. We are open 365 days a year. If you don't have time today, its alright. There's always another day that will fit your needs. Regular hours of operation. Open at 1030 and close at 800P. Today we have Jennifer & Mary. Mary's availability TBC. Judy & Yoyo are upstairs.
 

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Playboy has bunnies but here at Smart Spa we have bunnies as well. We don't wear costumes with cotton tails or offer an Grotto like Hef but our staff and locations will surely take care of your needs. Today we offer you Cici & Jennifer at #1255 and Judy & Lisa T #2020. Don't fill up on Easter eggs and chocolate. Full up your appetite with us.
 
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Sunday, Funday! For your enjoyment we offer Jennifer at #1255 and Judy & Lisa at #2020. Bring your chocolates in to share. Deep down, we all have an sweet tooth. Card payments is accepted. Plenty of public parking. Abundance of clean sheets and towels. Lots of shampoo and body wash. Tons of free purified air. Experience will be "priceless."
 

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Not sure if its the end of the world..... Or its just Monday! Hope everyone enjoyed there weekend, now its back to reality. Today we have Jennifer at #1255 and Lisa & Judy at #2020. Mary is available for beauty treatments today. A phone call appointment is recommended. Enjoy the restof this week, its gonna be a soaker.
 
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An quick update to our lineup today. Mary is not on the schedule until further notice. We are now open and close at 800P. If you are in the neighbourhood and have some extra time to kill, why not get out of these April showers and spend some time indoors. Our staff are professionally trained. Some offer special techniques such as Thai massage or walk-on back massages. Its a unique experience not for everyone but the adventureess.
 
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Straight to the point. Today we have Jennifer at #1255 and Lisa & Judy at #2020. We pride ourselves in providing quality over quantity.
 
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We are located in central Richmond, just off the Oak Street Bridge. We are open till 800P tonight. Our staffs availability can be confirmed with a phone call appointment so that no one comes away disappointed. We would hate to hear that your experience with us came up short. We strive on customer satisfaction.
 
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For all those OG's out there. Like what Digital Underground said in their song. Its a "Humpty Hump" day. Looking for a mid-week break? Slight change in the lineup today. We have Jennifer at #1255/and Rebecca & Lisa at #2020. You should all take cover in our stores as the weather is changing. Don't wanna get caught in the rain.
 
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Tired of this crazy weather and rain? Why not come and give us a visit. We promise our staff will ease your mind with some much needed R&R. Today we have Lisa & Yoyo at #1255 and Rebecca & Cici str #2020. Plus, as an extra bonus, our therapy beds are heated if needed. Sounds like the comforts of home.
 
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Sun has finally popped out and made an appearance. Its a nice warm feeling. You too can have that feeling inside our store. Our staff are here to provide professional therapeutic services that will give you that warm feeling inside. We are open till 800P.
 
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Smart Spa have 4 words for you today... T.G.I.F. Take a bow and give yourself a pat on the back. You made it thru another week. Today we have Lisa & Jennifer downstairs and upstairs we have Judy & Yoyo. For those that get paid today; good job! For those that dont; there's always credit! We take card payments; FYI.
 
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Its Saturday! You know what the best thing about Saturday is? That's its not Monday!!! Today we have a slightly altered lineup. Jennifer is at #1255 and Judy & Lisa are at #2020.
 
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Its Monday! Need we say more. We have Jennifer at #1255 and Lisa & Judy at #2020. We recommend starting your week off with a bang. Makes the rest of the week bearable
 
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Not sure if its Tuesday? ..... Or just a second Monday! Hope your week is off to a good start. Today we have Jennifer at #1255 and Judy & Lisa at #2020. Wanna try something a little different. Ask these staff members to try there walk-on back techniques. 30 mins/$60, 45 mins/$80, 1 hour/$100. These prices have been the same for several years. Big bang for your buck!
 

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McDonalds like Smart Spa believe "You deserve a break" today. Mid week blues? 3 down, 2 more days to go. Today we have Jennifer at #1255 and Rebecca & Lisa at #2020. If you have cravings, we're sure we can curb your appetite like a happy meal. We've open at 1030 and close at 800P. Plenty of public parking. Card payments is welcomed. We have a Chevron nearby, so you can get some cheap gas before heading home.
 

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Facial coverings is not required in our 2 locations, however, we recommend use for your own safety. Our staff are all fully vaccinated. We wash the bedding sheets/towels after each use with added bleach. We have installed Germ Guardians throughout the stores to provide fresh purified air. We have aromatherapy throughout the stores. If it causes allergies please notify our staff right way. We value your time, patronage, and safety when you visitbus. If one of our staff welcome you at the door wearing a mask, no need for alarm. Were not gonna rob you. Its probably Mary our manager.
 

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You say its Thursday? I call it Friday eve! If you have the case of the "F#CK ITS" like the Rock. Time for you to have some fun before the weekend. Today we have Yoyo & Lisa at #1255 and Cici & Rebecca at #2020. We are open at 1030 for your "F#CK IT cravings!
 

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Payday Friday!!! Time to splunge on yourself. We have just the right staff to do that. Today we have Jennifer at #1255. At #2020 we have Yoyo & Judy. #1255 is 604-304-0893. #2020 is 604-285-7755.
 
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