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Its the 120th day of 2022. If you are a Zodiac Taurus; you're a lucky one. For everybody else; enjoy the soggy weather. Or you can be an lucky one as well if you choose to give Smart Spa a visit. You'll come away relaxed, stress-free, a smile in your face, and more importantly; dry! Today we have Jennifer at #1255 and Lisa & Judy at #2020. We open soon at 1030. As a side note. The washroom facilities at #2020 is out of operation due to a problem with the main sanitary line. Sorry for the inconvenience. Don't say we didn't warn you.
 

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Another new start to the week. Today we have Jennifer at #1255 and Judy & Lisa at #2020. We just opened our doorsn. An d you're welcome to come in
 
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Today is Tuesday. Our lineup brings you Jennifer at #1255 and Lisa & Judy at #2020. 8888 Odlin Crescent. We pride ourselves in providing you quality over quantity. We rather offer you an steak & lobster meal ovrg a Happy meal. You decide what tastes better.
 

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Forget that today is Hump Day. For all the Big Bang geeks in all of us; its "Star Wars" Day! Come celebrate a classic with us. Today we have Jennifer at #1255 and Lisa & Rebecca at #2020. There will be a lot of guys playing with there lightsabers around he world today. May the 4th be with you!
 

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An update to the washroom situation in #2020. We now have access to the buildings washroom facilities. They are located on the eastside of the building near the elevator.
 

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Happy Thursday to you all. Today we offer you Lisa & Yoyo at #1255 and Cici & Rebecca at #2020. Enjoy another rainy day. I think the sun will appear sometime this year.
 

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Give yourself a pat on the back. You made it thru another week. And look, the sun came out to play. Today we have Jennifer at #1255 and Judy & Yoyo at #2020. We just opened and are happy to serve you. Enjoy your well deserved weekend.
 

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Today is the 126th day of 2022. Sun is out for the second straight day. Spot prawn season is upon us. Hockey/basketball playoffs are here. Looks and feels like we're moving in the right direction. Today we have Jennifer at #1255. At #2020 we have Judy & Lisa. We would be honoured to have you visit our locations if you have time. We also offer beauty treatments for the fellas; hydrating facials, body scrubs, and waxing. We are open 7 days a week; 1030 to 800P.
 
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Its Monday in Rainouver! Hope all you Perbites had a good weekend. Today we have Jennifer at #1255 and Lisa & Judy at #2020. We are open now.
 

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Its Tuesday. Here at Smart Spa, our ads are like a daily horoscope. You get a brand new message each day. No "copy & paste" here. You get that that personal touch with us. We value your curiosity and interest in our stores. Today we offer you Jennifer at #1255 and Judy & Lisa at #2020. What sign is gonna match with one our beautiful staff members today? For our new customers, we say "Welcome!' For our repeat customers, we say " Thank you! "
 
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Feeling the pinch? On a budget? Well Smart Spa offers one of the lowest rates in this "game." 30 mins/$60, 45 mins/$80, and 1 hour/$100. There are no hidden "upsale costs." We have not raised our prices for years. We will not compromise our quality of service or amenities with these low prices. We are located in central Richmond. 8888 Odlin Crescent. SWC of Garden City and Cambie. Here to serve you. We are a well reviewed store. Just give us a browse.
 

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Its McHappy Day at McDonald's. But here at our stores; its "Smart Happy Day!" We're sure your hungry appetite will be satisfied with our full meal deal. Today we have Jennifer at #1255 and Rebecca & Lisa are at #2020. We're open now and ready to take your order. We're sure you'll leave Snart Spa singing "I'm lovin' it!!!"
 
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It's Thursday! Like what Loverboy says in their song; "Working for the Weekend!" Today's lineup is Lisa & Yoyo at #1255. And Cici & Rebecca are at #2020.
 

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F#$K Friday the 13th. Nothing to be scared about Smart Spa. Its my Pay Day! Gonna look for an place for "Happy Hour!" Or you all can try spending an "Happy Hour" with us. I'm sure our staff will intoxicate you. Today our servers are Jennifer at #1255 and Yoyo & Judy are at #2020. Mary is not on the schedule but is available for beauty treatments. We promise you will not get an hangover with us. But you'll leave our stores feeling red face flushed, a bit dizzy, but more importantly; Happy!
 

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Its Saturday. Just like the "Simple Life" by Paris and Nicole. We have Jennifer at #1255 and Judy & Lisa at #2020. Card payments is accepted. Plenty of public parking. Shower facilities is available. Open 7 days a week/1030 to 800P.
 
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Less than 3 months till NFL Preseason. Time to start prepping your Fantasy Football Team. No need to worry at Smart Spa. Our staff are all first round caliber draft picks who will become starters. Surely will satisfy your fantasy needs. Today our lineup brings you Jennifer (WR) at #1255 and Lisa (QB) & Judy (RB) at #2020. Figure out which position will get you the most points for the week.
 

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As The Bangles would say, "Just Another Manic Monday!". Today we have Jennifer at #1255 and Lisa & Judy at #2020. Walk like an Egyptian to Smart Spa.
 

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Its Tuesday. We have sunshine for 2 straight days in Raincouver. Buy a Lotto ticket. Same odds of winning. You'll be a lucky one if you visit Smart Spa. Guaranteed to be a winner. Today we have Jennifer at #1255 and Judy & Lisa at #2020. Winner winner, chicken dinner! Loser loser, lobster dinner!!
 

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Its "Hump Day" at Smart Spa. Our staff have 2 humps or we snuck a camel into the store. Cone check us out to find out. We have Jennifer at #1255 and Rebecca & Lisa at #2020. We just opened and will close at 800P.
 
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Is Thursday! Pre-Friday here at Smart Spa. Slight change in the guards today. Today we have Lisa & Yoyo at #1255. At #2020, we have Cici & Rebecca. Enjoy the sunshine, cause it feels good!!