Awful Customers

[Vienna]

Rocker1965, I might be in love with u. I'm not too sure yet so its still a MIGHT. Lol. Clearly u choose to go the extra mile to be fresh clean and above all understanding. Obviously the ladies go the xtra mile for u!!! Its a two way street. I just REALLY wish people would read that exact post by you before they see me or any other ladie.

 

[D.W.B]

I hate when people TWIST words and it's not an excuse to provide "shitty service", as you so put it, obviously if he's not up front about shaving his nads, he was the one that deceived ME, since I do usually discuss that with my clients (they ask me, I ask them about being clean shaven), that means he wasted MY time, (that could have been given to someone more hygenic). And it's a little hard to detect whether the person has shaved nads due to smell, just because a person is hairy doesn't mean they smell bad (ever met an Italian or Greek? They're hairy, oh and I can say that since I am a mix of both) do they all smell bad? No! boy you're not on the ball about that part. IF someone smells bad, they're either offered a shower or tossed out the door. But if someone hasn't shaved their nads, I'm not going to know forsure until the deed is in progress now am I? And who knows how long into the session that could be???

You know DWB, I don't even know why you even see SP's, because all you do is bitch and whine at the "costs" and "how we don't work so hard" and how "our money is tax free" (some of us do pay taxes, since it is a business), perhaps you need a new hobby that doesn't consist of berating SP's.

You are what I refer to as being, another angry man that wishes he was a woman!

I dont think i berate sp's and im certainly not angry at anyone.

Im a great customer and am always clean,punctual and generous.

That being said im no lapdog or whiteknight and i dont see anything wrong with asking questions or standing up for myself.

I didnt mean any disrespect and i really dont care about your service,i was just curious what you meant.

Have a nice day

 

[D.W.B]

Oh Hubba, there are plenty of men out there that DO wish they were women and you can tell by the consistant anger towards SP's in their words. And DWB is clearly one of those men who feels he was ripped off because he can't be a female SP. And generate our type of income, if such was not the case, he wouldn't consistantly make the remarks towards us as he does.

And so it deteriorates,how predictable.

 

[BS Detector]

Did you sctually take the time to read what she posted before you started whiteknighting?

If the pooner has bad hygiene i dont blame her if she says no,i wont have anything to do with sp's that stink either.

If he smells or doesnt meet your standards just say no,dont take his money then complain about it or use it as an excuse to provide shitty service.

I am wondering if YOU read what she said my friend. I do not recall her saying, "I will provide shittyservice". She is saying that if she has a mouthful of hair with a little dick in there somewhere, it will be harder (make that more difficult) for her to find the little dick, which will result in it not feeling as good for the male participant, which in turn will be interpreted as 'poor service'.


Why is is that when guys get together and bash ladies they are 'brothers/fellow pooners/great reviewers' etc but as soon as one guy says anything in defence of a lady everyone itching to use the words 'white knight/lapdog/shill' shows up faster than Bill Gates makes another bank deposit? I'd really like to know that.

If guys have not been taught respect, I get it. I try not to judge and in a selfish way, it is fine because I know people who do treat ladies like humans and not meat will get more positive attention ("mileage" for those weaned on review boards) from a lady. I just do not get why those disrespectful guys have to jump down the throats of the ones who DO show some respect. Perhaps because they have no respect for anyone (including themselves probably). Fine...If you think we are white knights, keep thinking it but please, don't pretend to be so shocked if with that attitude the lady is not going to be as "into" the session compared to a guy treating her like a lady.

 

[visioneast]

Did you sctually take the time to read what she posted before you started whiteknighting?

If the pooner has bad hygiene i dont blame her if she says no,i wont have anything to do with sp's that stink either.

If he smells or doesnt meet your standards just say no,dont take his money then complain about it or use it as an excuse to provide shitty service.

My friend, it has nothing to do with whiteknighting, it is about treating these girls with respect.
Paying shit loads of money does not make you the master and the girl a slave.
With that kind of attitude of yours, I bet you get lousy service quite often, do you.

A SP does not have Clark Kent's X-Ray vision. She is unable to tell whether your down there was shaved clean before she lets you in the door. The only way for the girl to find out is after you undress yourself. Again, imagine yourself in the girl's place. It is not an easy situation for her to tell you "Oh... your down there is hairy, I can't service you, now get out." If she does that, it means she probably has to send away half of the clients out the door. Therefore, of course she'd try to please you as much as she can. She is just asking you to shave yourself clean so it makes it easier for her.

Come to think of it... how hard is it for you to shave your balls anyway?

 

[A.U.D.R.E.Y]

Re: Aweful customers.

The worst is when the client is a long term regular who decides to pull this shit . ie) taking off the condom multiple times in one session & then stiffing you on the donation .

Or, a regular stiffing you $350 of unused time because he had to leave the appointment early. The bastard even had the nerve to email me to say if I booked him again, he'd pay me what he owes me, but I'd have to fuck him first .

Talk about a breach of trust built between client & Sp .

 

[D.W.B]

My friend, it has nothing to do with whiteknighting, it is about treating these girls with respect.
Paying shit loads of money does not make you the master and the girl a slave.
With that kind of attitude of yours, I bet you get lousy service quite often, do you.

A SP does not have Clark Kent's X-Ray vision. She is unable to tell whether your down there was shaved clean before she lets you in the door. The only way for the girl to find out is after you undress yourself. Again, imagine yourself in the girl's place. It is not an easy situation for her to tell you "Oh... your down there is hairy, I can't service you, now get out." If she does that, it means she probably has to send away half of the clients out the door. Therefore, of course she'd try to please you as much as she can. She is just asking you to shave yourself clean so it makes it easier for her.

Come to think of it... how hard is it for you to shave your balls anyway?

I respect myself and i respect the ladies but like Tuula herself said if you throw it out there it gets discussed.

Im a long time pooner and have never had a complaint or been refused repeat service for any reason as a matter of fact my regulars are always very happy to see me.

I asked a simple question and if im going to be attacked for it so be it.

I offer no apologies and quite frankly i dont give a shit what you think.

No woman sp or otherwise respects a doormat but you can keep trying if you like,see if it works out for ya.

 

[Bartdude]

I respect myself and i respect the ladies but like Tuula herself said if you throw it out there it gets discussed.

Im a long time pooner and have never had a complaint or been refused repeat service for any reason as a matter of fact my regulars are always very happy to see me.

I asked a simple question and if im going to be attacked for it so be it.

I offer no apologies and quite frankly i dont give a shit what you think.

Just remember no woman sp or otherwise respects a doormat.

Women like guys with balls,shaved or not!

You go DWB.

One of my pet peeves on here....the idea that an SP can't be held to account, criticized, or at least challenged on their posts without some asshole like VE puking up the "respect" nonsense.

We're all adults here (most of us, anyway), and discussion includes being called on needlessly black and white statements.

If you can't handle that, quite frankly, you should STFU.

 

[SexyBoy]

You're reading into things......geeeeeesh

I agree with this post.

 

[jordan_]

Since the topic is Awful Customers I'll stick to the subject. I can imagine what you SPs have to go thru

- the dick cheese found on some of the guys who don't clean regularly
- just because you shower in the morning doesn't mean you aren't going to sweat during the day even if you work in an office
- guys whose dicks go limp during a session and still try to cram it in
- guys who ram their tongue down an SPs throat because she allows DFK
- a positive review by a clean-cut respected client who informs everyone you allow GFE. unfortunately a woman-hater who's out of shape, old, sweaty, and stinky and on the verge of a cold expecting GFE! common guys, do you want to see the SP after this slob sees her? I don't think so.
- girls who allow MSOG but demanding client who insists for shooting a second goal even if he can't get an erection after shooting his first load.

And yes, there are rip-off artists out there who give SPs a bad name but this thread is about Awful customers.

Or trying to do so when DFK is not allowed.

 

[SexyBoy]

You know what I find so funny about the two of you, is that you both sling each other through the mud consistantly and yet when I do it, you both have to gang up and cock off at the mouth, but then again that's all it is, TALK and both of your talk is quite cheap.

I was just speaking the truth from my view point....

Once again...

You're reading into things......geeeeeesh

 

[Babylon]

My suggestion:


Sorry for the ramble to follow....

Someone (with more experience than I!) should write a post on etiquette and it should be made a sticky - maybe one exists? This would especially be useful to new pooners to give them an idea on what the SP expects from them. I realize that different SP's have different standards but some are universal - like hygeine.

I would be happy to help someone with grammar, spelling, formatting etc... if they would like to author such a thing. Even though my writing is a little rusty at the moment; I do have experience writing SOP's (Standard Operating Procedures) for various companies and have taken composition, literature and english courses in University.

For example "SP Etiquette for Noobs":
I. Hygeine
A. Fresh breath. Brush your teeth, chew gum, use mouthwash before engaging in up close relations like kissing.
B. Always come freshly showered or ask to have a shower before starting the session. Pay careful attention to genital areas.
C. Trim pubic hairs, especially around penis and testicles

II. Donations
A. Arrive with the precounted donation discreetely in an envelope.
B. Hand the envelope to the SP or place in a noticable location upon arrival.
C. Tip for outstanding service and attitude, especially if the session has gone overtime and the SP has not clock watched or rushed you.

III. The Appointment
A. Make every effort to arrive on time but NEVER arrive early.
B. If you are running late a quick phone call is appreciately.
C. If the appointment was made in advance it is always a good idea to give a quick call, text or e-mail just to reconfirm.

etc.... etc... etc...

Hey someone could even write one for SP's.
I. Advertisement
A. Photos should be accurate, recent and most importantly of you!!!
B. Give ACCURATE info on weight, height, measurements, age, race etc...
C. Do not SPAM on CL!
D. Give your SP name
etc...

On a different note:

Yes, some guys are unbelievable. I had one guy book an appointment he said "we'll start with 1/2hr and then see where it goes from there" Ok - fine I can understand that. Maybe you'll be up for round too, maybe not.
Well he was at my place for almost 1& 1/2 hrs - when it comes time for him to leave he refused to pay anything more than the 1/2hr rate because that was what he said he booked. Unreal, this is part of the reason I no longer do 1/2 hr appointments. He then accused me of being "all about the money" when I asked for the 1hr rate. Afterwards he called me again to see what sort of deals I would give him if he visited once a week and if I would stop seeing other men now that I have found him!

He also tried to convince me into doing direct genital to genital contact - promising "it's safe as long as I don't put it inside, don't worry no dirty tricks" - ya right! I of course did not allow this and in hind sight I should've stopped the session right then, but sometimes I try too hard to please.

>If any SP would like to know his name and MO please pm me. Since I have turned him down he'll be out there again.

 

[D.W.B]

Oh I can handle it, but I don't like my words being twisted and perhaps DWB should account for some of his previous posts as well, since he DOES have a habit of talking to SP's in that manner, how we should basically bow down to his every whim, because he's paying us and we're making tax free money! That'll be the day and if you don't like it, that's life! And then he whines about being "attacked" oh please grab him some tissue! I would never have replied to him in that manner had he shown some couth in his post directed at me. But then again, that is typical of his posts directed at SP's.

I dont recall ever saying that anyone had to bow down to me or my whims because of your tax free income and i invite you to review my posts and show me where it was said.

As far me expecting anything from you ,dont flatter yourself .

 

[SexyBoy]

Hey someone could even write one for SP's.
I. Advertisement
A. Photos should be accurate, recent and most importantly of you!!!
B. Give ACCURATE info on weight, height, measurements, age, race etc...
C. Do not SPAM on CL!
D. Give your SP name
etc...

How about adding to it.

E. If you are charging one hour give one hour.
F. Make sure to add any restrictions you might have.

 

[D.W.B]

Very nice post

I agree,very tastefully done.

 

[D.W.B]

How about adding to it.

E. If you are charging one hour give one hour.
F. Make sure to add any restrictions you might have.

I'm sure most pooners including myself would really appreciate E+F.

 

[D.W.B]

Why? I think you missunderstood or misread.

Because its nice to get a full hour and to know her restrictions before she takes your cash.

I might have taken it out of context but E+F seemed like good ideas.

 

[D.W.B]

Where you get that I would expect anything from you is beyond me, now please go back to stroking your ego and whining about our rates and tax free income, since it's what you do best.

Good night sugar it was fun!

 

[Fullhouse]

How about adding to it.

E. If you are charging one hour give one hour.
F. Make sure to add any restrictions you might have.

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Hey SexyBoy, I've been riding your ass with some sarcastic comments lately, but I do give credit where credit is due.

Great "add on" suggestion. Well done. (As Hubba... may say: "Home run")

Babylon, great, intelligent post.

And to the SPs. Us pooners would also appreciate the courtesy of a phone call if you are going to be noticeable late,
and more important - a call if you are going to be a "No Show". (I'm sure most of you do, but we all read on this board that it does happen.)

 

[Babylon]

IMO back-and-forth personal feuds makes both parties look bad as they try to one up eachother.

As for the guide "Escort Ettiquette for Gentlemen" - I think maybe I will start writing it, post a draft and get input etc... I could use a new project!

While I do have an idea of what a pooner expects from an SP from conversations, reading reviews etc... I couldn't write that guide - anyone want to?