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Austrian Brothels Using Sex Dolls

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I wonder when such a service is going to be available in this part of the world. I would love to try a doll just out of curiosity.
 

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Two drunks showed up at a brothel looking for action. All the girls were busy, but the establishment had a special room in which there was an inflatable, lifelike rubber doll. The madam thought the guys were too drunk to know the difference between the doll and a real girl, so she takes their money and sends the first drunk upstairs.

A few minutes later, the first drunk staggers down the stairs looking totally stunned. The second drunk asks him, "What happened?" The first drunk replies, "I dunno. I bit her on the ass, she farted and flew out the window!"
 

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A sex toy salesman makes a call on a ship's captain about to embark on a long sea voyage with a large crew. He convinces the captain to purchase a lifelike rubber doll to relieve the tension during the voyage. The captain hides the doll in a compartment in his quarters, intending to keep it for his own use.

Unbeknownst to the captain, the first mate discovers the doll and starts to rent it out to all the very horny sailors, carefully returning it to its place every night before the captain discovers it is missing.

Upon the ship's return to its home port, the salesman calla again on the captain, and asks him, "So how did it go? Was the doll as realistic as I said she'd be? The captain replies, "Boy, I'll say she's realistic! She even gave me a dose!"
 
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