auntie ads on erslist
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Expect a Bruce Lee clone to kick in your front door at any moment and deliver a flying kick to your gonads...
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Yes it sounds like you went overboard...some angry honesty at the time, and a strong comment here would have been the classy thing to do...but we can all understand how upsetting it is to deal with false advertising.
I believe he means 'threatening' texts.............treating you to what...................more aunties ??????????????
I'd probably be perusing that thread to see if any of the identified aunties were attractive and did good massages.
Like somebody else said, throwing a drink is really uncool. Somebody could get injured. Might even be the thrower.
Was it a can of coke or a glass of "Henri IV, Cognac Grande Champagne", worth about $2000 per glass?
By the way, the cognac looks like this:
By the way, the cognac looks like this:
Bravo!
You sound like quite the hero—a big sports fan who enjoys throwing drinks!
Throwing your drink at a micro girl is not only solid proof of your manliness, but will hopefully teach her not to let her boss misadvertise her age.
I'm visualizing what supposedly happened here. So you were carrying a "drink" in your hand all the way upstairs to the door of a micro? Or was it a cup of coffee? You say the "pimp" is retaliating by sending you threatening text massages—would you care to post one of his messages?
My own sense is that nothing of the sort really happened, and that you're just spouting off here to provoke reaction.
It's almost a given that a Chinese micro girl in Vancouver will be 10-20 years older than advertised. But if the gap between a girl's ad and reality is so extreme as to bother me, here's my plan how to handle it.
I make it a habit to print out the ad of any new girl I'm planning to visit. If a weathered auntie welcomes me, I say, "Hi, I'm looking for Coco."
"I'm Coco," she's likely to say.
"Sorry, that can't be. Look here" (showing her the printout I have in my hands). "Coco is 22, 34C, and here's her photo. She's not like you at all."
Chances are, the girl will be embarrassed. I'll ask if there are other girls on the premises she can introduce me to.
If not—or if none of the other girls appeals either—I say, "In that case I'll leave. I'm sure you understand. Please tell your boss not to advertise lies. I wish you good luck."
It would be good to learn enough Mandarin so that, if necessary, you can say these things in Chinese.
By the way, I've repeatedly had occasion to let a girl keep the printout of her ad. They've usually been very interested, and often surprised, by how they've been advertised.
Hey Sam,
You sound like quite the hero—a big sports fan who enjoys throwing drinks!
Throwing your drink at a micro girl is not only solid proof of your manliness, but will hopefully teach her not to let her boss misadvertise her age.
I'm visualizing what supposedly happened here. So you were carrying a "drink" in your hand all the way upstairs to the door of a micro? Or was it a cup of coffee? You say the "pimp" is retaliating by sending you threatening text massages—would you care to post one of his messages?
My own sense is that nothing of the sort really happened, and that you're just spouting off here to provoke reaction.
It's almost a given that a Chinese micro girl in Vancouver will be 10-20 years older than advertised. But if the gap between a girl's ad and reality is so extreme as to bother me, here's my plan how to handle it.
I make it a habit to print out the ad of any new girl I'm planning to visit. If a weathered auntie welcomes me, I say, "Hi, I'm looking for Coco."
"I'm Coco," she's likely to say.
"Sorry, that can't be. Look here" (showing her the printout I have in my hands). "Coco is 22, 34C, and here's her photo. She's not like you at all."
Chances are, the girl will be embarrassed. I'll ask if there are other girls on the premises she can introduce me to.
If not—or if none of the other girls appeals either—I say, "In that case I'll leave. I'm sure you understand. Please tell your boss not to advertise lies. I wish you good luck."
It would be good to learn enough Mandarin so that, if necessary, you can say these things in Chinese.
By the way, I've repeatedly had occasion to let a girl keep the printout of her ad. They've usually been very interested, and often surprised, by how they've been advertised.
So true.
Unfortunately the alternative would lead to a dead business.
Could you imagine how many customer would come to the fugly old aunties
door if her actual pics were posted and her age?
Talk about self destruct!
...................QM'r
You're omitting some key details here such as what kind of drink? was it still in the container when you threw it? did the drink and/or container actually hit her?
Don't keep us in suspense,man.
Don't keep us in suspense,man.
