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Atmospheric River, King Tide, Power Cyclone?

HunkyBill

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I can somewhat understand the push for wokism and the use of scientific terms, like replacing 'Pineapple Express' with 'Atmospheric River.' However, tv weather meteorologists and MSM seem to be keeping the old terminology while also creating new ones, like 'Power Cyclone which, according to a quick online search isn't even an official meteorological term.

It feels as though clickbait sensationalism, fueled by social media and the desire for clickbait, is now creeping into weather forecasts.
 

BurnabyRebel

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I can somewhat understand the push for wokism and the use of scientific terms, like replacing 'Pineapple Express' with 'Atmospheric River.' However, tv weather meteorologists and MSM seem to be keeping the old terminology while also creating new ones, like 'Power Cyclone which, according to a quick online search isn't even an official meteorological term.

It feels as though clickbait sensationalism, fueled by social media and the desire for clickbait, is now creeping into weather forecasts.
Agreed. Growing up in the lower mainland, I remember vividly having stormy nights like this quite often, back in the 70's and 80's. Bundled up in my home, hearing the windows rattle and trees howling outside. We just called it "a windy and rainy night". No special names were given.
 

PuntMeister

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When they start calling these rain dumps and circulating clounds a ‘Toilet Swirly’ or a “Douche Drop” or a “Perfect Climate Catastrophe”, then I will know that either CNN or SNL has invaded Canada. 🇨🇦
 
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SolidSnake

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Sensationalism has never been more rampant in the media. We used to have things like common cold, flu, upper respiratory infection, pneumonia. Now we only have the catch-all c----id which requires neverending reminders from the government and big pharma to take dubious shots.
 

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150 mm

instead of 6 inches

there's a reason why they don't use the smaller number, it doesn't sound as terrifying


then get them to talk about paving over all the land, when there's no where for the water to go, absorb

then how many more buildings, people are here now, compared to before

in areas where no one ever lived before, then complain about flooding, after they've altered the land, but complain that someone downstream did something

or built where they did to alter it

no one wants to hear the truth anymore
 

Burnie

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What about heat domes and radioactive fog?
When did fog become radioactive? I missed that memo.
Heat waves, which we have almost every summer are now heat domes.
it seems like weather reporters are trying to make the weather sound more scary.
 
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rlock

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I can somewhat understand the push for wokism and the use of scientific terms, like replacing 'Pineapple Express' with 'Atmospheric River.' However, tv weather meteorologists and MSM seem to be keeping the old terminology while also creating new ones, like 'Power Cyclone which, according to a quick online search isn't even an official meteorological term.

It feels as though clickbait sensationalism, fueled by social media and the desire for clickbait, is now creeping into weather forecasts.
It's not that the thing itself is nothing or not real, but they do love to hype shit like nobody will pay attention if they don't.

I guess the media thinks it gets more attention from a public that's ignorant of how weather and climate work. (I do not think it helps, and the scientists dislike it.)

"Pineapple express" = the term for a low trough that funnels large amounts of warm moist air from roughly Hawaii to the cold coastline of BC & the US northwest, which then dumps major amounts of rain once the atmosphere gets too cold to hold the moisture in suspension (well, obviously).
Now they like to call that an "atmospheric river", to emphasize just how much moisture it will transport from the tropics to right on top of us. But basically, it is the same thing.

"Bomb cyclone" is the term being used for this huge fall storm we're having with a deep low pressure center, so a sharply cyclonic shape, and therefore winds up to around 170 km/h. Is it a major storm with the potential for serious damage and loss of lives? Yes.
Anyone from Atlantic Canada will already know about nasty cold weather storm fronts like "Nor'Easters" and so on; I guess they wanted some north pacific equivalent of that colloquial language.
But the words "bomb cyclone" are just ... silly and clunky and not bomb-like at all. It is a serious storm, but with an un-serious name.
Anyways, lots of damage - someone in Washington died, and now some kayaker is MIA in West Van, probably drowned. (Who goes out on the water in this shit? Even BC Ferries is staying in port, because docking would be impossible. What chance does a canoe have?)


The whole "perfect storm" phrease, if you ever heard the original story, was when a Nor'Easter merged with a hurricane remnant and some other weird from to create a huge motherfucker of a winter storm.
Now every media outlet uses the description "perfect storm of _____ " not just for such weather, but as a term for any time two or more things merge to become more something something blah blah. Could be a "perfect storm" of dipping sauce or used low car prices.

Do not even get me started on when the use "Snowmageddon". Every year, snow comes, the roads get blocked by clowns, plows and de-icing get overwhelmed, and airline service goes to shit. So where is the "-mageddon" after a week passes by? Gone.
Brutal destructive winter is things like the ice storm in Quebec in the 1990s. Nothing as bad as freezing rain; it just fucks up nearly everything at the same time.

By the way, it's not weather but "Asian giant hornet" = "murder hornet". You can thank social media for that name. At least it wasn't "Stingy McStingface".
 

VanCityNewb

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I'm still laughing about all of the people who made fun of the "scare tactics" used in communicating the severity of the atmospheric river that ended up washing away so much infrastructure... And then afterwards, started complaining about, "why didn't they warn us this was going to happen?!?!?". They kept insisting that the government, or meteorologists, or... Someone. Was just constantly making up new words to scare them with. Even thought they've been in use for literal decades.

Some people are just militantly anti-science.
 

PuntMeister

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I think they must have added a MediaHyperist course to Meteorologist training Silly-bus.
 

rlock

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I'm still laughing about all of the people who made fun of the "scare tactics" used in communicating the severity of the atmospheric river that ended up washing away so much infrastructure... And then afterwards, started complaining about, "why didn't they warn us this was going to happen?!?!?". They kept insisting that the government, or meteorologists, or... Someone. Was just constantly making up new words to scare them with. Even thought they've been in use for literal decades.

Some people are just militantly anti-science.

Yup. It amazes me that even after a scorching heat wave and then destructive flooding in 2021 (just 3 years ago!), there's people who act like it is all fictional, like all that never happened and if it did, it was caused by nothing in particular.
 
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