Asking a woman to have sex?

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vancity_cowboy said:
right... you mean like the contractor that built the leaky condo they live in? oh, no... i see, you mean like the guy who designed the anti-lock braking software failure in their toyota?

i see, good... :nod:
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Touche.

But lets not confuse laziness and general "you suck" with intentionally screwing with someone's stuff.


When I lived in Prince George, I had a buddy who would lean out of his pickup truck at stop lights and ask girls for a date in their cars. He'd wave at them and ask them to roll down their window. He'd have this huge grin on his face as he did it. He was successful sometimes. But boy was it ever embarrassing being in the passenger seat.
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My buddy does something similar. Anytime a woman walks away from him he says "I love you" just enough so they think "did I just hear?". Bloody married bastard just doesn't care anymore.
 
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Rancid Crabtree said:
Sometimes LAG, I seriously wonder how you function in society. You have revealed yourself to be socially retarded more times than I can count. Between this and your massage therapist, I pity anyone that comes into contact with you, anywhere, anytime. Was your approach wrong? Hmmm, do you think? You asked a waitress, who you don't know, to come home and fuck. Did you even bother to learn her name? Kudos for trying I suppose, but that might work once out of a thousand times you try it, if that. You are extremely lucky she didn't slap you, have you kicked out of the restaurant or worse. I sincerely hope you checked your food over carefully, I am sure there was some spit in it at a minimum.
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Either he is a complete fucking moron or he is fulfilling his quota of dump shit question of the week.;) If it's true which I doubt it is I hope she gave him some extra special ingredients in his food...
 
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Miss Melody said:
When I was galloping at Portland Meadows one winter I met a short man in filthy overalls who looked more like a pig farmer than a horse trainer. I'll never ever forget what he said to me-- "I wanna make you squeal like a hog stuck in a gate"
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I gonna use that one one day :p

HunkaHunkaBurninLuv said:
Did he accomplish the dream? :eyebrows:
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Now that's funny :D
 
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Miss Melody said:
When I was galloping at Portland Meadows one winter I met a short man in filthy overalls who looked more like a pig farmer than a horse trainer. I'll never ever forget what he said to me-- "I wanna make you squeal like a hog stuck in a gate"
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oh, that was the guy who used to stroke the stallions off for sperm sales - he knew his stuff all right... :D
 
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Miss Melody said:
Honestly though, I think if the right guy said that to the right girl...it could be magical :p
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Be that as it may, all it reminds me of is that POS Robert Pickton.
 
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LittleAsianGuy said:
Yesterday i asked a waitress at a restaurant to come home with me and spend the night. Was my approach wrong? She sorta was pissy after i asked this and ignored my table.
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I don't particularly think your approach was wrong.
But the choice of woman was wrong.
Next time, try with someone slutty and insecure.

Ok, no, I don't want any angry comments from feminists.
So, let's be serious.
Well, may I ask what type of restaurant you were in?
I think that needed to be taken in consideration for the art of casual approach for sex to stranger in a restaurant.
 
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Dgodus said:
My buddy does something similar. Anytime a woman walks away from him he says "I love you" just enough so they think "did I just hear?". Bloody married bastard just doesn't care anymore.
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best line i ever watched in action was, 'oh my god, you're SO hot... i wanna get married to you!' every time he said the word married, they just melted. great memories of those crazy times :D
 
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Usually if its a waitress i ask after i finished eating the meal(with no intentions of going back). As for being successful with th e ladies. The last 60 i've asked i had 2 who said yes...one was late 20s and the other was late 30s. Usually i add in i think youre so beautiful and then i ask them to have sex with me. Works alot better if they are drunk lmao.

badbadboy said:
I used to hang out with a guy who has the same finesse as L A G. He was actually quite successful with the ladies but had a very direct, simplistic approach to getting women into bed: "wanna fuck?"

We used to laugh about his approach but then realized he was playing the odds. Ask 100 women and one will always answer yes. One time at a party on the Sunshine coast we were all up on the sundeck watching the sunset having a few drinks. Down below was our friend with a hot girl and next thing you know they were going at it on the beach. Funniest part was her BF was up on the deck with us, going nuts, yelling at him to stop and we were ROLOFAO and cheering him on.
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2 out of 60.. not bad if you think about it.

If you made it a daily routine to ask one girl for sex each day. You'd score once a month.

Most guys are too scared to even approach.
 
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ericsonchen said:
2 out of 60.. not bad if you think about it.

If you made it a daily routine to ask one girl for sex each day. You'd score once a month.

Most guys are too scared to even approach.
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You think the reason most guys dont ask random woman for sex, or play "numbers" is because were are scared?
 
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i think this approach only works for the pretty boys in those twilight flicks, and i don't recall seeing any little chinamen in the posters.
 
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LittleAsianGuy said:
Yesterday i asked a waitress at a restaurant to come home with me and spend the night. Was my approach wrong? She sorta was pissy after i asked this and ignored my table.
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The approach was wrong only if it failed. As to your later comment about two hits in sixty, my question would be: Had you used another method within the equivalent time frame, would you have been more successful? If yes, then the approach was wrong. If no, then the approach was right.

At any rate, Little Asian Guy, you are my model, my mentor, because you are the personification of what it means to have cohones, to continue on your way in spite of rejection, the most politically incorrect member of this board and therefore the most honest. All hail to you!
 
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Hoff said:
truth be told, the girls he did this to were quite ugly, and I think they were happy for the attention.
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What a good samaritan. Using the fuglies for target practice could help a guy gain confidence & insights for doing the real thing.

BTW I'm gonna go out on a limb & guess LAG only props the hot ones; those he finds attractive & therefore bangable.
 
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Im very picky with the females i see for escorts. The same with my personal life and the girls i went for where all above avrg in looks. I think if i went for the ugly ones id have more success or % than 2 in 60.

lenny said:
BTW I'm gonna go out on a limb & guess LAG only props the hot ones; those he finds attractive & therefore bangable.
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