. Another birthday

[johnsmit]

Well its coming up fast .
Another birthday.. 61 yrs old on the 17th and I want to.give my self a birth day gift..

Not sure who to see..I kind of had my favorites that aren't in the business..or won't see me because I am there friend ..It kind of limits me because I just have not been attracted to many of the new girls ..I don't know them...some are a little young...and they way the business is theses days I just find it hard to trust any one I don't know..
.
It kind of puts a damper on any party for me.
Allso theses days it about seeing some one with an in call easily accessible by bus.. I only get to drive for work these days...walking most others time.

 

[Lo-ki]

 

[uncleg]

 

[johnsmit]

Well compared to those to examples I am still a handsome devil.

 

[Man in Submission]

Sheesh johnsmit, 61 is not old by any stretch. I don't say that just to make you feel better. People are generally healthier and fitter and living longer. I am about to turn 56 and in many ways in better shape and feel better than in my 20's. Have fun, enjoy yourself. Don't worry about a number on a birth certificate.

 

[Dickson]

Well happy birthday John.

 

[johnsmit]

I actually don't think 61 one is that old either .
for part of the last 10 years .. it was some of the best time I have had ..
But I kind of slowed down. Partly be cause.I attach myself to a few friends I found in the business And there are no benefits.
And part because I can't afford it..or can't afford what I use to like .
I was very active with girls.. worked .with agencies . And was doing photos. ..that's is.all gone now...
And it seem some of my .confidence is gone too...I am reverting back to the shy guy I all ways have been.

Definitely an active sex life makes a person feel more confident and happier..no matter what age they are .

 

[Sonny]

I think a good girl for you would be Yuko LL7857 downtown...(778 318 7857).
She's very attractive and sexy, mature, independent, affordable and very well oriented to meeting what a client needs.
My advice is not to turn her into a friend, but keep her as a voluptuous warm provider whom you will want to repeat again and again.
Read up on the threads here reviewing her... she has many ardent admirers for good reason.
She's not always available, so you have to see her when her ad is up on Leolist.

Happy Birthday, John... and 61 definitely is not old.

 

[manni]

Well its coming up fast .
Another birthday.. 61 yrs old on the 17th and I want to.give my self a birth day gift..

Not sure who to see..I kind of had my favorites that aren't in the business..or won't see me because I am there friend ..It kind of limits me because I just have not been attracted to many of the new girls ..I don't know them...some are a little young...and they way the business is theses days I just find it hard to trust any one I don't know..
.
It kind of puts a damper on any party for me.
Allso theses days it about seeing some one with an in call easily accessible by bus.. I only get to drive for work these days...walking most others time.

spoil yourself johnsmit.
remember, age only happens between the ears.
if you're relatively healthy and not a total troll in looks, I think
you'll be fine with younger providers.

I think 61 is the new 51.

 

[take8easy]

Happy Birthday Bud,

Oh and stop with 61 year and ... OLD. You are scaring me.

One thing that scares me about getting.......... older is the fact that many younger girls wouldnt be happy to see me anymore. I have seen reaction of some younger girls when I asked for a kiss!!

Ok enough about me. YOu go out and party !! Life is too short to stick to one woman.

T8E

 

[Caramel]

I know a very hot & sexy 60 year old, he is European and a fit & healthy lifestyle though...with the bronze tan skin and silver hair...anyways, I can't see myself making it to 60, unless I was a man, its easier for men to hide under graceful aging.

& happy birthday john, you are older than my parents! :O

 

[Hobby]

Happy birthday John. See some beautiful young ladies this year :thumb:

 

[uncleg]

I know a very hot & sexy 60 year old, he is European and a fit & healthy lifestyle though...with the bronze tan skin and silver hair...anyways, I can't see myself making it to 60, unless I was a man, its easier for men to hide under graceful aging.

& happy birthday john, you are older than my parents! :O

....and your reaction to john showing up at your door with a fistful of dollars and a viagra woody would be.......?

 

[Caramel]

....and your reaction to john showing up at your door with a fistful of dollars and a viagra woody would be.......?

"come on in! oh here let me take that for you (plucks cash out of his wrinkly hand)...lets just hang your coat, how's your day!?"

 

[Lo-ki]

New texting for johnsmith:

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend’s Funeral
BTW: Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can’t Get Up
CR: Can't Remember
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DTAF: Don’t Trust A Fart
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWBB: Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
FYI: For Your Indigestion.
GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
GOML: Get Off My Lawn
GTG: Got the Gout
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHMO: In My HMO...
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
JK: Just Kvetching
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
MGAD: My Grandson’s A Doctor
MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget
OMG: Ouch, My Groin!
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
PIMP: Pooped In My Pants
ROFL CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing, and Can’t Get Up
RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
SUS: Speak Up, Sonny
TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock - Early Bird Special)
TLC: Totally Lost Continence
TOT: Texting on Toilet
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WIWYA: When I Was Your Age
WTF: Wet the Floor
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

 

[uncleg]

"come on in! oh here let me take that for you (plucks cash out of his wrinkly hand)...lets just hang your coat, how's your day!?"

............yaaaaaaah, there's hope for me............

New texting for johnsmith:

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend’s Funeral
BTW: Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can’t Get Up
CR: Can't Remember
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DTAF: Don’t Trust A Fart
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWBB: Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
FYI: For Your Indigestion.
GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
GOML: Get Off My Lawn
GTG: Got the Gout
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHMO: In My HMO...
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
JK: Just Kvetching
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
MGAD: My Grandson’s A Doctor
MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget
OMG: Ouch, My Groin!
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
PIMP: Pooped In My Pants
ROFL CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing, and Can’t Get Up
RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
SUS: Speak Up, Sonny
TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock - Early Bird Special)
TLC: Totally Lost Continence
TOT: Texting on Toilet
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WIWYA: When I Was Your Age
WTF: Wet the Floor
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

....Actually I think I should copy that......