Advice for a first time pooner

take8easy

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How many suggestions/tips do you need buddy? Just go and do it already! :) We are not going to make decisions for you.

If you still feel too nervous or too indecisive, pick a girl, let me know, and I will (on my own time) go and do it for you too. (you pick the tab of course).


:)
 

ddcanz

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Seriously- just make a decision.
If it doesn't work out exactly the way you expect then treat it as a learning experience for the next time- you're not buying a car FFS! :)
 

manni

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Hi there,

I've never been with an escort before and trying to decide who should be my first in this field.. i've narrowed it down to 3 who all have good reviews here just looking to tip the scales.

http://www.leolist.cc/personals/fem...l_japanese_chinese_student_in_out_call-947161

Teresa 9262

and then Mya 3473

Right now I am sort of leaning towards Mya
pooning is an awesome hobby if you have the right frame of mind and the bucks to support it.
your first time may be memorable or not (depending on SP), but the point is, you need to
take that initial step. one session will lead to another, and before you know it, you've had
a dozen or so sessions by end of the year.

there are veteran pooners on this board who will provide a friendly ribbing,
some are more gentlemanly than others, but hey, what do u expect from a board
that specifically talk about the deep thoughts into the man's psyche?

and last, always share your sessions with a review.
and we're not asking novel material, just an honest review about the girl and the session.
after all, it's honest reviews on PERB that inform our pooning adventures (think expedia for the hotel industry).

best of luck to you.
 

Oldfart

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The first time I ever visited an escort, I was so nervous I literally locked my keys into my car.
I shit you not.
The point being...
Relax, breathe, have fun.
 

aznman

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As others have noted, I would recommend Maya. Since you are just new, some "routine" style wouldn't hurt.
 

poonmiester

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OP..another thing to keep in mind.... just go and try one...it's not like you are buying a car and stuck with payments for the next 4 years.... and you are not getting married to the SP... if she rocks your boat ...then your golden... if not there are others out there that will....
I have been in this hobby for the past 20.years or so... had some great ones...some good ones...some so so... and undoubtedly some terrible ones....
But there are never any guarantees..... one may suggest a girl that just gives him the best session ever... and you may not connect with that same girl and have a shity session......

We can share all our experiences as much as we want.... but none will always be the same for every single pooner.....

My advise ..... go.. and try one.. gives us your thoughts and decide if this hobby is for you or not......
At this point my opinion is... you may be curious about it... but not ready to give it a spin....
Goodluck....
PMr
 

ddcanz

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OP..another thing to keep in mind.... just go and try one...it's not like you are buying a car and stuck with payments for the next 4 years.... and you are not getting married to the SP... if she rocks your boat ...then your golden... if not there are others out there that will....
I have been in this hobby for the past 20.years or so... had some great ones...some good ones...some so so... and undoubtedly some terrible ones....
But there are never any guarantees..... one may suggest a girl that just gives him the best session ever... and you may not connect with that same girl and have a shity session......

We can share all our experiences as much as we want.... but none will always be the same for every single pooner.....

My advise ..... go.. and try one.. gives us your thoughts and decide if this hobby is for you or not......
At this point my opinion is... you may be curious about it... but not ready to give it a spin....
Goodluck....
PMr
Very well said!
 

Poonertime

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Right click on pics in chrome, search google for image. See how many (if any) hits, repeat with tineye (if sp is unreviewed). If she is well reviewed, always make sure to take the lowest score as your weighted average.
 

Hobby

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I agree, I went based on the best reviewed girl I could find, had a decent session, but the "DFK" was no where near described by several other reviewers so I felt a bit disappointed . Tried dressing up all fancy, expensive cologne, mega mouthwash, thought I then might get some better kissing on a return visit, with a good tip and all (tipped my first session too). Well that session was worse than the last one as I was expecting to much, and that's when I learned about YMMV, as I had not returned to PERB after I finally made my choice but went back searching for answers lol. In this hobby it is all about the individual connection YOU make with the girl, not the reviewers connection. Took me a while to wrap my head around that after coming out of a multi year relationship. Most good reviews were written by men that made a good connection with their SP during their brief interlude. I hope you make a few good connections out there, it can be hard to find the right girl :)
 

Poonertime

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I agree, I went based on the best reviewed girl I could find, had a decent session, but the "DFK" was no where near described by several other reviewers so I felt a bit disappointed . Tried dressing up all fancy, expensive cologne, mega mouthwash, thought I then might get some better kissing on a return visit, with a good tip and all (tipped my first session too). Well that session was worse than the last one as I was expecting to much, and that's when I learned about YMMV, as I had not returned to PERB after I finally made my choice but went back searching for answers lol. In this hobby it is all about the individual connection YOU make with the girl, not the reviewers connection. Took me a while to wrap my head around that after coming out of a multi year relationship. Most good reviews were written by men that made a good connection with their SP during their brief interlude. I hope you make a few good connections out there, it can be hard to find the right girl :)
I would say more often than not, the nice clothes, cologne, mouthwash and good grooming will work well unless your a troll, then you will get what you get. Good advice. Dfk is definitely ymmv.
I miss Mia 3619, bit of a boney bubble butt but the dfk of that pretty face was delightful. I literally licked every millimetre of that mouth.
 

Cappa

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Hobby,
Very eloquently explained!
I want to emphasize while reviews sets your general expectations, individual connection is where it counts.

I've been with girls whom other reviewers stated mediocre service from, and I have an awesome time. Eventually, you'll find that one that treats you just right.

My tip is don't try to go TOFTT until you get a feel on how to read red flags on the ads. I got burnt before when I was inexperienced.
 
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