Advertisement Photos - What turns you off?

[hedgeman]

I agree. There is one highly respected SP on this board who's photos I always felt were too cartoonish with the amount of photoshop done to them. It's like looking at stills from a Roger Rabbit film.

Lol I know who exactly you're talking about and agree whole heartedly

 

[PuntMeister]

Any photos with socks in it or on someone.

Icky, unimaginative, turnoff.

 

[Man Mountain]

Any photos with socks in it or on someone.

Icky, unimaginative, turnoff.

I dunno... that actually does something for me... short skirt and those little bobby socks... or shorts and the knee high sports socks... Mmmmm...

 

[Mallard]

I am not a big fan of tattoos. I appreciate it when an SP displays them in their photos.

What I don't appreciate is showing up, not expecting to see tattoos, and discover her photos airbrushed them all out (even if the rest of the photos were largely accurate).

 

[Lo-ki]

I am not a big fan of tattoos. I appreciate it when an SP displays them in their photos.

What I don't appreciate is showing up, not expecting to see tattoos, and discover her photos airbrushed them all out (even if the rest of the photos were largely accurate).

Some SP's do airbrush them as to not being recognized in the civilian world.

 

[giaebonyprincess]

Some SP's do airbrush them as to not being recognized in the civilian world.

Very true...but I think he means and correct me if I'm wrong, he would like to know beforehand?

Maybe just ask the SP.

 

[islander1-1]

Just came across another on BP. Selfies in the bathroom one with the shitter in the shot the next with a full roll of asswipe in the forground, a full frontal shot with a sheet for a curtain over the window and junk all over the floor. but the last one took the cake. Packing a 303 Lee enfield or similar rifle..(dont know my guns and dont want to). Madison 0433

 

[vanperb]

Just came across another on BP. Selfies in the bathroom one with the shitter in the shot the next with a full roll of asswipe in the forground, a full frontal shot with a sheet for a curtain over the window and junk all over the floor. but the last one took the cake. Packing a 303 Lee enfield or similar rifle..(dont know my guns and dont want to). Madison 0433

The licking of inanimate objects never really did it for me... Especially dangerous items like knives and guns....

 

[badbadboy]

Honestly, I prefer not to see their cooch and buthole in an ad.

Probably lots here would disagree with me but I prefer to see them in sexy lingerie that makes me wanna see them in person.

 

[Damaged]

Honestly, I prefer not to see their cooch and buthole in an ad.

Probably lots here would disagree with me but I prefer to see them in sexy lingerie that makes me wanna see them in person.

I love a good 'Balloon Knot' photo!

 

[Total Slacker]

Perusing a couple of the sites frequently referenced here and having not actually taken the plunge yet, I always wonder what percentage of the photos are real. 10%? Too high, too low?

From what I've seen, images that would discourage me include tattoos and fake boobs or at least bad boob jobs. I'm from the generation that equates tattoos with sailors and bikers. lol. And tongue studs. I don't get it and certainly don't want any weaponry around my very average for an Asian nether regions. (what am I talking about, I'm not even Asian)

 

[UhOh]

Just came across another on BP. Selfies in the bathroom one with the shitter in the shot the next with a full roll of asswipe in the forground, a full frontal shot with a sheet for a curtain over the window and junk all over the floor. but the last one took the cake. Packing a 303 Lee enfield or similar rifle..(dont know my guns and dont want to). Madison 0433

You have to accept that almost anything goes on BP. It's the internet's version of bottom feeding, like picking up street walkers.