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sybian

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Thanks for the education.
I wondered why lately i get photos with all this stuff added like whiskers and noses etc.
I'm with you there.....I have no idea what Snapchat is either........I'm still tuning my radio when I want to email someone, and re-booting my computer involves a good kick across the room because the thing stopped working.
 

UhOh

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A photo of an SP with cum on her face, yuck. Or some guys dick in the picture, nope don't want to see either.
 

vanperb

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Just saw one: "double chins" Who ever is taking the photograph can stop that from happening.
 

vanperb

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A photo of an SP with cum on her face, yuck. Or some guys dick in the picture, nope don't want to see either.
Or on their back or tummy... anywhere. I'm not sure what kinda guy is attracted to that but I am not the SP's target audience....
 

badbadboy

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Blurry photos and bad photoshop jobs.
I always get a laugh out loud moment when I see a photoshopped selfie with the shape of the women being so *enhanced* that the background doors/windows follows the same curves.

Someone is pretty dumb and its not the pooners :nod:
 

sybian

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I always get a laugh out loud moment when I see a photoshopped selfie with the shape of the women being so *enhanced* that the background doors/windows follows the same curves.

Someone is pretty dumb and its not the pooners :nod:
Yeah I saw one like that with a sky scraper in the background that the engineer had curved the corner of the building between the 25th and 30th floor to follow the shape of her very enhanced chest.
I mean how did that thing keep from falling down?......or they were so perky and perfect, they distorted the building 400 feet behind her, with their magnetism......it was epically impressive.
 

ddcanz

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Or on their back or tummy... anywhere. I'm not sure what kinda guy is attracted to that but I am not the SP's target audience....
So she's OK with paint jobs and facials- good to know going in that it's not going to be an issue.
No one watches porn any more? DT and titfuck vids? When was the last time a porn stud didn't pull out and let it rip from her belly to eyebrows- and beyond?
Sure, when Kianna Dior comes to town for a few days she doesn't need to post a pic showing her eyes glued shut- we've seen the tape already.
And what about the thought of the SP having fucked 4 guys before your scheduled 3 O'clock?
Background filth, dirty dishes, overflowing ash trays, floors as closets- complete disarray- children (yes!- once or twice) in pics turn me off much more than a syrupy smirk.
 

vanperb

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Sucking on a lollipop, or eating food of any sort. Sure it's supposed to look erotic but it never looks as good as people think they do.
 

pro-boner

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Ha Ha Ha and the classic seeing the shitter in the pic...you can fill in the rest....
 

johnsmit

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Honestly girls stop taking pictures with your cell phones.and holding it in your hand to boot.
Allso ,yah why are all these shots taken in the bath room font you have a mirror some where else in the house.

I would like to see some more pictures taken with acctual cameras and from a different perspective then the bath room mirror over the sink.

Girl use to spring to get photos done now they think the best adds are selfie.
 

vanperb

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Honestly girls stop taking pictures with your cell phones.and holding it in your hand to boot.
Allso ,yah why are all these shots taken in the bath room font you have a mirror some where else in the house.

I would like to see some more pictures taken with acctual cameras and from a different perspective then the bath room mirror over the sink.

Girl use to spring to get photos done now they think the best adds are selfie.
I would like to say that selfie do, when coupled with professional photos, give the providers a sense of authenticity. That way we can gauge roughly how much post-processing was done to the pro photos, and if there has been changes since then. Less surprises.
 

ddcanz

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^^^
I'm on board with selfies- generally a much better representation of the real thing.
 

FreeG

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+1 for messy rooms or bathrooms. However, since a messy place is a big turn off in general then I guess we should be grateful that they're potentially letting us know what to expect!
 

westwoody

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Beautiful professionally done photoshoots are nice.
The casual selfies are good for validating the more elaborate photos.
The best is a combination of the two.
 
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