A sticky situation

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

It occurred to me that many of you pooners feel it's impolite and tactless when you've handed over your "donation" to your SP of choice at the moment and they count it out or check over the bills. But with a large number of counterfeit bills in circulation and most of them are pretty good at fooling the eye when exchanged quickly, how does the SP and you, the client, protect yourself from being handed a counterfeit bill?

I'm trying to find a nicer way to check the bills that have been handed to me in the last few weeks and have come across $200 in 20 dollar bills over the course of a few weeks, that have been counterfeit. Now I'm not one to spend it right away as karma will have the bill come back to me somehow. So I do everyone a favour by taking it to the bank and having it destroyed upon verification taking the phony bill out of circulation.

So, in order to protect everyone's interests, is it really all that terrible to check the bills for authenicity? I bet most of you have a phony bill in yur pocket if not having one pass through your hands in the past few days without your knowledge.

 

[Cock Throppled]

Any cash-only business is vulnerable to counterfeits and this biz would seem to be especially so. I have absolutely no problem with any business checking the cash. What - it's a secret that money is changing hands?

 

[insync2you]

Where does the money come from?

Little confused, since I am in the financial services sector, and since I have a 2:00 pm with Niki V, I go to a bank or bank ATM and withdraw $$$$$ for the donation. Those bills have already been scanned, been circulated by the required authorities. Lady M I have never had a SP open an envelope in my present, I have never had a thug come out of the closet to roll me, or for those coming to Calgary in pairs, SP 2 sitting in the waiting area rolling me, or had a mikey fin dropped into a glass of wine which has been provided by many SP's. There is not an alias phone call to my work, no photos (me and an SP) sent in envelopes saying what would happen if your wife, employer found out. Passing counterfit bills knowingly is a federal offence with manditory jail time the quality of your pooners would suggest to me where there would be a potential risk, but the risk of bad money Lady M fails in scope to those we all face in this recreational lifestyle we participate in. The question to those SP's who take the time to read these threads, who counts money in front of their dates, and to the pooners, leaving out streets girls and MP's has an SP counted the cash in front of you or do they do it when your cleaning up getting dressed etc.

 

[Curious Boy]

Taking care of business, every way

It makes me feel very comfortable when a lady takes the time to see that all is in order. I don't get offended when she looks through the envelope I've set down in plain sight. Anything I can do to settle her nerves will probably come back to me. CLM is right, I wouldn't know a fake 20 until someone pointed it out. I like to have an atmosphere where 2 strangers can create a little trust, give & take, to be able to have some fun.

I think it should happen every time. Show me to your room, take the envelope & step out for a moment, check it out, slip into something comfy, and come back to me. You can take care of business & take care of the business at hand. I've been so nervous sometimes, I mis-counted those sticky bills from the ATM.

Yes, the thought of getting ripped off is there for both parties. But, if you've entered her apt, taken off your shoes & gotten comfortable, that's a sign to her you're happy with the arrangement. So make sure she’s happy with the deal.

Everybody happy?

 

[Dulcinea]

I got a fake 20 out of TD bank machine. I brought it back to the same branch, showed them and they took it from me without reimbursement.

You can buy these super cool little mini keychain counterfeit detectors now on ebay for 5 or 6 bucks.

 

[chatter]

speaking of counterfeit

You wouldn't believe how many BAD 5's (YOU KNOW??BLUES?) are out there!

shitloads..cause no one looks twice at them anymore...all the hype is about the larger notes. a cheap colour printer and yer in...

Lucky that most SP's don't charge 200 AND 5 DOLLARS EH!?!

or maybe $195..then I would have to look twice at THEM!!


just kiddin..

sorry for hi-jackin' off the post.

chatter

 

[hargow]

you gals should start a new precedent that it's in fact not tactless or impolite to check bills. whether we like it or not, this is a business, and any big cash business in canada has bill scanners...the casino for example. nobody get's their undies in a bunch when they check those bills. why would pooners be offended?

just because a lady checks the bills doesn't mean she doesn't trust you; it's very possible that you're walking around with fakes without knowing it. or, you could be a dirtbag meth dealing counterfeiting bastard. on a parallel strain, she might checks out your johnson because you might be walking around with something without knowing it too! that might offend you too, but it's just business.

i think if it's all out in the open, and the bill checking is done beforehand and in front of both parties, business is taken care of, she's comfortable that she got paid, you're comfortable that she got paid and are about to get laid, and everybody wins.

 

[contessa]

Counterfeit $$

Go to Staples...they have pens that can detect bad bills. You can also get one for US$ but you have to go to US to get them.
We excuse ourselves after showing someone new in and check their bills while they take a shower or get 'ready' for us. Only takes a few moments.

 

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

Passing counterfit bills knowingly is a federal offence with manditory jail time the quality of your pooners would suggest to me where there would be a potential risk, but the risk of bad money Lady M fails in scope to those we all face in this recreational lifestyle we participate in.

99% my clients are upstanding gentlemen. The problem is that there are so many counterfeit bills in circulation that the general public aren't informed on how to detect them and are unknowingly carrying and passing them. I didn't give it much thought until recently and I used to work for a chartered bank. I'm embarassed to say that I've just about worked 3 years in the industry and only really started now to look for them.

 

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

Doesn't the bank ask you where you got the bills CLM? I am afraid I might deposit a bad one in the machine, then get a call from the cops wanting to know where I got it from. Or do they not care? I guess the truth, names omitted or a simple "I'm not sure" would suffice if they did ask.

No, because I deposit the right way. Whenever I've picked one up, I go to the bank teller and ask them to verify it. And if it's bad, okay I've done my duty having it taken off the streets/hands/whatever. If it's good even better. It's never more than $40 in a days work and it's only been $200 in 3.5 weeks.

As far as banks are concerned, if they have your money/business that's all that matters they'll bend over backwards for you.

 

[richrad]

what i do is i count it for them, in front of them. this way i take pleasure in counting and she knows im not lying.

 

[dbrw42]

As somebody else suggested once, bring the money in an envelope, leave it in plain sight, then excuse yourself to go to the bathroom. Then she can count, check, verify or whatever.