A question for SPs

[2curious]

Is it true that pineapple makes mens cum taste better?
How about Liver and Onions?

I mean, I eat a LOT of pineapple, and L&O.....just thow'n that out there, ladies ?

 

[zippy45]

Shoving $100 bills up your but does wonders, so I heard

 

[blakealridge]

I did a test with my ex. Yes, it helps. I have also experienced tasteless come from very healthy clients. The healthier you are, the better it tastes ??‍♀

 

[Number17]

I did a test with my ex. Yes, it helps. I have also experienced tasteless come from very healthy clients. The healthier you are, the better it tastes ??‍♀

I’m very fit and healthy. Just saying.

 

[blakealridge]

I’m very fit and healthy. Just saying.

You’re welcome to book me when I’m back after February 6th!

 

[2curious]

I’m very fit and healthy. Just saying.

I guess I'm going to have to go with the $100 bills up my butt, and pineapple....lol

 

[The Caffeinated Gent]

I did a test with my ex. Yes, it helps. I have also experienced tasteless come from very healthy clients. The healthier you are, the better it tastes ??‍♀

That's interesting... How about almonds??? I drink almond milk daily, and snack on almonds frequently as well, does it help with the taste too? Livers and onions help too? Intrigued lol

 

[picante55]

I did a test with my ex. Yes, it helps.

Now that's an experiment I'd sign up for!

 

[blakealridge]

That's interesting... How about almonds??? I drink almond milk daily, and snack on almonds frequently as well, does it help with the taste too? Livers and onions help too? Intrigued lol

I think the sweetness of the pineapple helps. I doubt large amounts of onion would help *shrug*

You can always do your own experiment!

 

[PuntMeister]

If this thread wasn’t gross enoigh slready...

Q: if she goes for a coffee chaser, does that make it a pineapple expresso?

Groan.

Q: Which is better after gobbling your goo: if she gargles your name or ‘I Love You’?
A: Neither, but a good ‘Take A Load Off Fanny” riff is epic, espicially if she gargles the ‘aaa-aaaa-aaaaand you put the load tight on me’ chorus just right

brrrrrtrrrrrr-thok!

Q: If she sneaks in for a kiss after a mouthful, should I turn away?
A: No, but keep your lips closed tight, or you might get a whole new meaning for Cum-2-Papa!

brrrrrtrrtrrrrrrrr-tssssss

Q: Is it important to wash cum out of your hair right away?
A: Yes, unless you want to wake up in the morning looking likr Jizzus Crust!

Brrrrrrrrrrr - brrrrrrrrrrr - Thok!

Q: Why shouldn’t she squeeze the cum out of her golden locks at the dinner table?
A: Because your likely to get Tart-Hair Sauce on your food.

Waaaaa waaaa waaaaaaaaaaah.

Q: Did you hear about the Korean BbQ restaursnt that marinates their beef in semen?
A: They call it Bul-kaki.

Brrrrrrrrrrr-tssssssss-thok!

 

[vanblue]

I eat a fair amount of pineapple and have heard it makes it taste better but not sure about liver and onions(which I don't really mind but rarely eat). It doesn't sound like it would help. Asparagus is apparently a no-no.