A mini rant about being discreet...

[MissJasmine]

On a few occasions I have been reminded by a new client to "be discreet" during a outcall to hotel or residence. This seems like a no brainer in our realm and has never been an issue. Lately, however, it seems like the clients are the ones who need this reminder...

Yesterday I had a client who requested an extreme degradation session (he signed off all his emails with "...I'm a lowly stupid blah blah blah"). When I heard the knock on the door I looked out the peephole and there he is in the hotel hallway on his knees!

On another recent occasion I had a client ask by phone how he should dress for our date... I said "conservative and low key". This was at a key-carded hotel where I had to let my client up... so the elevators open and I am in my business suit and this man is wearing a leather body harness and collar with visible leash.

I know that dressing up is fun...whether its bras panties, stockings, harnesses, or stainless steel remote control chastity belts... but pretty please with a cherry on top wear them underneath your regular clothes. And as far as kneeling in front of me in a public place thats just gross. Dont do it.

My rants over and I feel better already

 

[Aeiyah]

My rants over and I feel better already

I get the same feeling watching a bottom enjoying being tortured by 3 sadistic women.

 

[Hoosier Daddy]

Well there goes my plans..... ( Wonder if I can get my deposit back on the chicken suit???)

 

[uncleg]

From a third party point of view it's actualy kind of funny. I'm just trying to imagine coming out my hotel room/apartment and seeing somebody kneeling in front of a door, going over to see if the guy was o.k. or whatever, and then having the door opened somebody in a Mistress getup. I know I wouldn't laugh, but I would just have to make some kind of comment, "buddy are you ever in trouble" or whatever. Then I'd probably kill myself laughing once I was out of sight.

As a third party coming on this scenario, how would you react ?

 

[Small pleasures]

I once had an elderly client show up at my incall (on the day the buzzer happened to be broken) and had to go to the lobby to let him in.

I was mortified to see he was wearing a knee-length trench coat and sneakers...no socks, no pants. He thought it would be thrilling to make his way over to my location naked with just a trench coat.

Thrilling for him but not for me. One of the men doing renovations on my building who I saw around daily passed by at that moment and saw everything.

When I told someone that story they said I should have said something like: "Grandad! Does Grandma know you wandered out of the house?!"

Unfortunately I didn't think as quickly and didn't say anything. I never accepted another booking from that client.

 

[MissJasmine]

Well there goes my plans..... ( Wonder if I can get my deposit back on the chicken suit???)

Well I'll make an exception just for you... but only if you come as mascot with a large bag of wings...you may just pass as a very special delivery man

 

[Hoosier Daddy]

Ahh I feel so special

 

[myladysboy]

I was once visiting a Domme in her hotel room .When she ask me to take her to visit another Domme in another part of town. I thought not muck of it and agreed to drive her there. She told me to keep on the stockings, garters and panties under my clothes, when we got tour destination she had me model my self in front of this other Domme who I had never met. I was then told to leave with no chance to remove my play clothes. I had to go straight to a DT meeting wearing my play clothes under my pants. It was stressful, but has started a trend I now enjoy sitting in boring meetings

 

[edmontonsubbie]

I was once visiting a Domme in her hotel room .When she ask me to take her to visit another Domme in another part of town. I thought not muck of it and agreed to drive her there. She told me to keep on the stockings, garters and panties under my clothes, when we got tour destination she had me model my self in front of this other Domme who I had never met. I was then told to leave with no chance to remove my play clothes. I had to go straight to a DT meeting wearing my play clothes under my pants. It was stressful, but has started a trend I now enjoy sitting in boring meetings

and I think that's cool....that would be a deliciously humiliating experience. Of course, it differs from the "others" this thread is directed at in that you were requested/required/compelled to do so at her direction. That just makes it hot.

It boils down to the very simplest of aspects....that being topping from the bottom. Showing up in clothing/gear/whatever....without having been instructed to do so....is self serving....tsk tsk tsk....lol. (so says the most self serving bastard i know)

All I know for sure is that i have permission to bring a twix bar, a banana, and a bowl....and I intend to do that as discretely as possible. I have a silly smile for the thought of seeing Miss Jasmine again....but, that's a good thing. I like those rare individuals who can put a silly smile on my face.

I did the double check when I got in this evening and confirmed that I do have two days off starting Saturday....phew. I was thinking if they fuck this up or say..."you didn't book off"....that I would have to simply pay Miss J for a no show fee. But, it's on their record. Sorry Miss J...no no show fee. But....I do promise to shut up and obey.

most respectful regards,

eddie.

 

[vidwindow]

HD, YOU got the chicken suit? Damn, I had to settle for this stupid duck suit. Now I feel like a dork!

 

[uncleg]

Those are hilarious! I'd love to see a full thread about some of the crazy things clients do....there are some real non-thinkers out there.

I take it you enjoy reading about yourself.

 

[uncleg]

now now uncleg, no need to be hating

Hey I'm the most lovable person I know. It's just I haven't seen TS taking shots at you for awhile and Krustee can't so I thought I'd just fill in.