maverick73 said:Personally, I find being sarcastic and busting a girl's chops make her want me more. If they ask, does this make me look fat? I say, "of course it does. You need to lose a few pounds."
Speaking of project Cross Canada Fuck Buddy, I've been working the chat lines for 1-2 hours per week (free of course) and met a lot of women in Winnipeg lately. One of them was a D cup, 125 lbs, had an abusive boyfriend, and 5'6". I jokingly but with a total straight face told her she was doing ok and "only" needed to lose about 10-15 lbs before she would look good enough for me to fuck her. She got all offended and said "I'm not overweight. I'm hot and I've never had anybody else tell me I was overweight." 2 msg's later she gives me her phone number and wants me to promise her I'll come over and fuck her right when I'm in Winnipeg. I called her up and her friend answers and she asks if I can bring a friend to fuck em both. Anybody wanna help me?![]()
Yeah ... and I'm just totally ripped! They probably both weigh 400 plus and have hair growing out of their chins!
Tom