überlube

[blakealridge]

okay like, I just got this new lube called überlube and it is MAGICAL. the consistency is so "real" feeling. a client said it feels like we're raw...wild. it's not cheap but I 10/10 recommend buying it as a gift for your favourite provider.

(no, I did not get paid to make this post)

what's YOUR favourite lube brand?

 

[noahbody1964]

Good morning Charlee

Sound like someone needs some company.

Sorry Charlee I just couldn’t resist

 

[noahbody1964]

Fun Line Gel when on my own and
Jo H2O with my SO.

 

[oldshark]

Platinum by Trigg Labs. Also easy to find.

 

[PierreCoeur]

UV Lube Unims. (it's real) While it it is supposed to be for the eyeballs, it is a magical lube that does wonders for assorted balls, pistons n crevices.
It is the lube of choice for Melania and Donald as it contains (Chloroquine) NOT FAKE NEWS
It has a Trump stamp of approval. POTENTIALLY FAKE NEWS

Warning: When UV Lube Unim is used with a UV Light Model 666 Dildo it can cause visions of grandeur and delusion. People who vote Democrat should avoid at all costs.

 

[badbadboy]

I prefer Liquid Silk as it’s very natural feeling. It does have the look and consistency of a cum shot so it’s best your partner knows that up front.

 

[Shanghai]

Platinum by Trigg Labs. Also easy to find.

Seconding for Platinum silicone (wetplatinum.com). I don't like the water-based one. It is unscented, and the silicone doesn't tacky or thicken after it disappears, it is effective for longer than the competition, and it is as thin as electric razor oil. Usually it costs around $10-$15 for 93ml / 3.1oz at London Drugs. The bottle design is awful though, a rocker thing exposes the pouring hole, and its easy to leave open, then it leaks and drips all over the sheets.

Where does one find the überlube?

 

[Uncled]

I'm old school when it comes to lubricant.

 

[blakealridge]

Where does one find the überlube?

I got mine at Honey Gifts, there's one in gastown and one on south Cambie.

 

[Vancouvers Most Exotic]

I got mine at Honey Gifts, there's one in gastown and one on south Cambie.

You can also purchase it on Amazon and get it fairly quick if you have Amazon Prime

 

[blakealridge]

You can also purchase it on Amazon and get it fairly quick if you have Amazon Prime

yeah but Jeff Bezos is a douche canoe and we like Honey Gifts so get your ass outside and support local businesses

 

[grizzly]

A regular lady I see introduced me to a new lube. The brand name was Grizzly, just like my handle lol. Not a very smart marketing idea to name your lube Grizzly, but it got my lady to buy it, if not to just get a chuckle out of me.

 

[vanblue]

yeah but Jeff Bezos is a douche canoe and we like Honey Gifts so get your ass outside and support local businesses

"Douche canoe". I love it !!!!

 

[PierreCoeur]

I just heard that sex toy manufacturer OhMiBod has come up with a new natural Lube called LuseWooMon. Woman take it orally and men activate it remotely? Wait a minute I can't see how that could work.

 

[heyhowareyou]

sounds like a product you can order through über and have it delivered to your door under an hour.