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Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would be home by midnight...promise! Well, the yarns were being spun and the booze was going down easy, and at around 3 a.m. full as a boot, I went home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock...

LIFE'S GOALS, EXPLAINED MALE POINT OF VIEW At age 4, success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is having friends. At age 16, success is having a driver's license. At age 20, success is having sex. At age 35, success is having money. At age 50, success is having money. At...

Well, I am waiting for the call or the PM

That is a WARNING on all of the ED pills Look it up Has to do with chemicals, mixed RP

A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?' 'Now really,' the mother...

BANNED FROM WALMART........... This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO........... After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most...

Three men are in a taxi that gets hit by a train. All 3 are of low morale and are sent straight to hell. They are greeted by a gorgeous demoness who promptly tells them to remove they're clothes. Demoness "1st off...this is hell so no fun is allowed!!! To insure this we are going to remove your...

Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight You fall asleep after brief work periods You do not always follow the orders of the management...

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths I plunge headfirst into everything I do I do not get weekends or public holidays off I work in a damp environment I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation I work in...

There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous Chelsea Chambers put a Viagra tablet into RP's drink, and after a while, RP excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom. When he returned, however, his trousers were wet all over. 'What happened, RP?'...

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the...

A young man tired of being a virgin goes to the local brothel to learn about sex. He tells the madam he has never done this and she says "that's ok, just go with her and start with some 69 and she will teach you from there." Upon entering the room they both dissrobe and she tells him to lie on...

My mother taught me to never call women that I have not met! You call me!! RP

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I...

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids... After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."

Sorry There is no such thing, any one that says there is is FOS RP

:cool: Five levels of hangovers - One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You have drank 11 cans of coke and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a Mongolian stir-fry. Two Star...

No problem at all, it is a very common misconception Come on over and we can see how well they work, anyway

Still a load of BS It is one thing for them to fib to you, it is a whole other thing when this BS gets passed around the net like it is real There would be Law Suits all across the land were that any where near the truth I am an older man that does take them, and have for several years. I...

That is a load of CRAP The only contra indicators regarding the use of this or any of the other ED drugs are 1. If one takes some meds that regulate blood pressure 2. Never drink or eat Grapefruit 3. Never, ever use Nitrates There are a lot of misconceptions about these drugs 1. They do...