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He entered a horse in the Kentucky Derby, but his lawyer reminds us that people are innocent until proven guilty. - Unknown

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.” ― Mark Twain

Oh Bother! - Winnie the Pooh

Recent studies have shown that 1 in 3 Trump supporters are as stupid as the other 2.

The earth is round, but I suspect he is pretty flat now.

This is a pretty close 2nd for me.

Who wants chowder I almost died laughing at this the first time I watched it.

I still have a few vinyl records of Lester Flat & Earl Scruggs. I was never a big fan of Country or Bluegrass, but there was something about them I really enjoyed. My world is a little diminished with his passing.

I would write her a very polite letter thanking her so much for the gift. Then I would cut each ticket in four pieces, stuff them in the same envelope and mail it to her

I hope they do everything humanly possible to extend his life. Just no pain medication.

The world will be a little better when he is gone.

I think the biggest turnoff for me is close up shots of a man trying to force a nearly flacid penis into a vagina. If the poor clown can't get an erection, take a break for God's sake.

For the love of God, don,t hire Doug Berry. Only Mike Kelly could make that clown look good.

Wpg has the best defense since the James "Wild" West days. The offence is showing signs of life. I say BB by 8

I was at the game in Winnipeg and the Lions were in it for the entire game. One good pass in the final set of downs could have beaten us. They may have lost the game, but they showed a great deal of class. They stood with the Bombers at centre field during the tribute to Richard Harris, and...

I like it a lot. I went to the Jet's store and bought some tees today. The logo looks even better on a shirt. The outer ring and the left side of the jet are actually a metallic silver.

Thanks so much for the good avice. I will make good use of your knowledge. I was hoping to give a hippo a belly rub, but after reading some of your warinings, I'm reconsidering. :)

I'm heading to Kenya and Tanzania next February. I'm looking for advice from anyone who has been there. What to do? What to avoid? (sex is one thing I intend to avoid - too much disease) I'm going to be there for a couple of weeks and hope to pack in as much as possible.

Anything that has ever been shown on HBO's "Real Sex" I've only watched it 3 or 4 times, but every time I do, I just end up feeling sad.