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MEEEOOOOW! Sorry to have hit a sore spot. But for your information, us girls work "hard" everyday too.

Well that was a very practical answer and no fun at all. If you read between the lines I was hinting if there was anyone out there who was having fun without me.

Just cause its Sunday night doesn't mean that it's inappropriate or not allowed to party or stay up late as if it was a Friday or Saturday. Why is there always the same forced stay at home and have go to bed early attiutude and it's just not right. What's your view on this observation of mine...

Hate to be the "bearer of bad news" But you'll be back. It's just a phase

Yeah right, Those are "the ones who sound like their stepping on as duck with every step. I predict "Depends" in their near future

Well it seems that BooBoooBoo has a "little" problem with his confidence. Take it from me Boo Boo, some of the best sex I've ever had has been with "not so well endowed" men. It's totally true that saying, "it's not the size, it's how you use it" As long as you can hit the "spot" your gonna be...

The Lions seriously spanked Montreal with a win of 25-14

Tag, your it. Now it's your turn to clean out your "you know what"

Where oh where has my sweet Lisa gone, Oh where oh where could she be? Clean out your Pm. I've got something to tell you

Send me a Pm I finally cleaned it out so I can start receiving messages again. I miss you girl, we need to catch up

Good advice, I should learn to listen to other people instead of of my "other head" Anyways, great to be back and talking with everyone again.

Sorry about the phone call from Mr. FreakShow, Mr. Hammer. It will never happen again, Let me make it up to you. He's gone like a bad rash.

I'm so horny I could shampoo a moose Your lips are moving, but nothings coming out Do I stutter? Do you need help pulling your whole leg out of your mouth, not just your foot? Does a chicken have lips? Does a bear shit in the woods?

i was wondering if ihave i have any fans out there who might be interested if i came over there in the next week

this is strickly for 'horneydude' KISS MY BROWN ASS missed you too

Hello old friends, I never thought in a million years that I'd actually miss this site, but sad but true I really did. So anyways I'm back to horrify and shock people as usual and I'm full of new good ones

Guts is when you attempt to do something potentionally dangerous. Balls is what the food delivery guy did tonight at my friends house. He came to the door and after I paid him($96.53)He tells me that my friend who lives here still owes him money from the last time he delivered here.(his exact...

So after all that chit chat and baring my soul telling you guys the truth about how horney I really am, I only got 2 bites! Whats up? Doesn't anyone out there want to hook up with a unbelievably out of control, certified nympho who hasn't had it in days and wants it NOW and will have you for...

Well lets help eachother out. Pm me

Isn't a mouthwash sort of what I'm doing? Who's Horney right now? I sure am. I'm so horney right now I could shampoo a moose Sorry, I haven;t worked in a few days