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It doesnt have to stay close to my real name. What do you guys think of this one... Loral (Get it?(L (oral)

I have alot of male friends and we are very close and talk to eachother about everything! I will admit that I have probably had sexual relations with about 85% of my friends(male and female)The sexual time would have haappened at the very beginging of the friendship.Somehow, it always seems that...

Why have to make a decision? I like to do both(at the same time)

I can't believe I didn't get more replies. Doesn't anyone care that Sheena "wild" West, won't be my name anymore, That Sheena (the Wiena Cleaner)will just be a faded memeory That I'm going to have to start from scratch to rebuild a new clientelle cause no one will reconize my name? Wheres the...

For personal reasons, I have to change my name. Does anyone out there have any sexy, catchy ideas for a new name for me? (Remember, please be nice)

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You must be a pretty popular guy, I wan't to know why.

Pink steel? Lean mean f**king machine? Whatever makes you sleep at night buddy. You just keep on telling yourself that. As for the ass comment, I'm not going to even respond back to that, I've had no complaints. Not bad, your joke about the Jello, your still far from actually being...

Maverick! Shame on you! I cannot believe that you just posted that my Aunt Flo had just left town! Your unreal. Maybe I should let everyone know that I saw you in just a thin T-shirt, and well, lets put it this way... I'VE SEEN BIGGER ARMS ON A CLOCK! HA! right back at cha beaaatch

Does a bear shit in the woods?

I feel guys who try to negotiate a better price are tacky and have no class. We don't go to your place of business and try and haggle a better price on something. Our "wares" are custom and not mass produced, everytime you come to "purchase" our products it is custom just for you, original...

Ohhhh Maverick, You can Kiss my Brown Ass. Actually I take that back, you probably can't afford it. Sorry about your luck, must suck to be you

Mav, dude. You gotta stop using my metaphors and one liners. Your killing me. You use them in the wrong context and at the most cheesiest of times. Your making me look bad

Yes, I am an official cougar, MEOOOOWWW and I never lie about my age cause who wants to say thier 20 yrs old to a mature man, when everyone knows that young girls do'nt have that much expierence and if you want to be "eaten for lunch" shall we say, your better off coming to a "Seasoned Pro" that...

Just so you guys know, I'm not trying to freeload here with all my posts. I geniunely would like to know what your doing, and how you are. HaHa, just messing with you guys. I think I'm pretty funny sometimes and sometimes other people don't. I'll leave you all alone now. Have a great day

I think it might rain

Nice weather we've been having eh?

Whatcha you all doin'?

Hi Guys. Just wanted to say hi, thats all

I never thought about it that way, that the more you post, is a form of free advertising.(Interesting) And yes Hitrak, I have bought some thing just cause I see it alot on T.V or billboards